What is the news, John?

I got married, Tommy.

[CHEERING]

WOMAN: Well, all right.

Who is this lovely lady?

How did you meet?

When did you meet?

The whole nine yards.

Her name is Courtney.

We have been conversating, and you know,

I had probably like four or five doors open.

And at this point in my life, being in entertainment--

Wait, wait, wait.

Hold on.

JOHN: Let me tell you.

No, no, no.

We got to hit all these doors.

Yeah, let me-- let me tell you.

So--

These doors are women in each door?

Let me break it down.

So me, I was weighing my options the whole time.

And when the show took--

So John, you knew this woman--

Right.

Before you came on my show?

Yes, sir.

And you love this woman?

No, it wasn't that at that time.

HOST: It wasn't love. - No--

HOST: When you came on.

I was called--

I was conversating.

You was conversating when you came on this show?

JOHN: Oh, yeah.

WOMAN: With five women?

We now at the end of the show, and you married?

When did you get married?

I got married four weeks ago.

Oh.

If you were married four weeks ago,

you already knew you was going to marry that woman.

This show made me realize what was real.

HOST: John!

Did you come on this show to try to upgrade

from what you already had?

Oh, man.

Oh!

HOST: You got to make me understand this one, John.

When I got eliminated, I knew exactly what I--

what I needed.

So had you not gotten eliminated,

would you have known she was your soul mate?

WOMAN: Right.

That's the question.

No, I would have eventually figured it out.

[LAUGHTER]

I would have eventually figured it out.

This is a joke.

I do divorces if you need me.

[LAUGHTER]

Hey, I'm married.

I'm happy.

JOHN: Oh, no.

MAN: Everybody clap.

Everybody clap.

Don't clap for that.

I'm not.

I'm not clapping for that.