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  • All right, let me talk about this, because this is crazy.

  • You're in your house, which you're still renting?

  • Is that where you are?

  • - Yes, we're renting a house. - Okay.

  • So ... you're in your house.

  • And what time of day is this that this happens?

  • Oh this was crazy, it was like... 10 o'clock?

  • At night?

  • And the house was kind of quiet.

  • At night, the lights were all on in the house.

  • And-

  • Then?

  • And we don't do this anymore because of this.

  • But I watched... I turned my head, I kind of just swiveled my head over this way.

  • And through the glass door, I was on the porch.

  • And then through the glass door I just saw the dog food.

  • The dog bowl right here.

  • And the biggest, grossest, gnarliest rat I'd ever seen in my life eating the dog food.

  • But it was funny because it was eating the dog food like ... like, so casually.

  • And there were so many lights on.

  • Rats don't usually just kick it and hang out and eat dog food.

  • And he saw me.

  • And he turned right to me.

  • And just like, it was so funny.

  • It was literally like something out of "Ratatouille."

  • Like out of a movie.

  • He turned and he was just like... and like split.

  • And like booked down the hallway and like... like hit the side of our kitchen island and then ran and disappeared into the stove somewhere.

  • And it was gross.

  • His tail was like that fat.

  • Gnarly.

  • As tall as I was.

  • Now you're exaggerating.

  • No, taller.

  • You know, they're highly intelligent.

  • They're very, very smart, those rats.

  • But you weren't scared.

  • I understand you're only scared of bees.

  • I'm scared of things that can fly and also hurt you.

  • Like I feel like if something has to use the ground, and like if it's little and stuff, like that's gross.

  • But like what are you going do about it?

  • Right.

  • So I ran after this rat. Like ...

  • I don't know what I was going to do if I caught it.

  • But, you know.

  • You stupid rat.

  • You're so brave.

  • Okay, that was a little scary.

  • Come on.

  • Whoo!

  • You held it together.

  • It didn't look like you were scared at all.

  • It was delayed.

  • It was delayed.

  • You see I was not scared at all.

  • You weren't scared.

  • And I got scared like ... way after the fact.

  • I like it.

  • - It's over now. - Alright.

  • It's over.

  • That's the kind of calm you need for someone who's going to perform at the Super Bowl.

  • It's a calm that one would need "if" they were to be performing...

  • "If" they were.

  • Alright.

  • At the Super Bowl.

  • We're going to go to break.

  • And as we go to break, we'll enjoy this together again.

  • Oh no, not in slo-mo.

All right, let me talk about this, because this is crazy.

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