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Morning gamers! Welcome back to another beautiful day in Minecraft

I had a live stream yesterday and someone told me to plant 4 spruce trees next to each other and BAM!

Woah, woah

Woahh. Why do I feel like it's challenging Ikea Tower?

Don't worry, IKEA tower. You are beautiful forever. If you didn't catch the live stream, don't worry. You didn't miss much

I just walked around and it was very peaceful and very nice.

I can crick with the Trident?

:o JE-

Oh my god Bengt. Can you get out of the boat? You're not supposed to-

*squeak*

AAA! Sorry

How do I get him out? Oh my god, they're stuck forever

Leashes gets them out. I keep forgetting. Oh he,- awwwwww thats so cute!

So someone told me they go to sleep underneath trees. That is so cute

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Oh my god, I'll put a little lantern.

Oh, okay. Sorry, sleep. SLEEEP! (yeah because yelling at him will surely make him sleep)

JUST GO TO SLEEP!

Thank you, tehehe. I don't know if this is true or not

But apparently you can give them a sword as well cuz they keep stuff in their mouth just like Dark Souls

Oh my god. Okay. Thanks

Come on you can be just like Dark Souls

Eat it. I can give him my badass sword and it will give him like fire aspect and stuff

this sword is very important to me, but I want you to have it because you are important to me too.

I need him to drop the leash somehow. maybe if I give him porkchop

There we go. He just spits it out. *weird sound*

He's eating it. Oh my god. Yes, that's so cool

So apparently he gets the enchantment we need to try this out this is so cool. Alright who wants to volunteer?

All of you, that's very well, I'm just gonna leave a look at him look at him

Look at him bengt is going crazy!

Oh my god, alright. Alright, I'll just leave these guys here. You can do whatever you want them kill them

Kill them now. Well, the backwards attack. Look it's cooked chicken because my sword

That's so awesome. Well, I guess you two are the lucky ones oh

My god, he killed them as well

Very- very interesting technique that Bengt has using his

Why is the chicken just not running away

Incredible technique! aww they're friends..

Oh and now he went to sleep with little chicken in his mouth

*cute giggle*

Now obviously I'm still homeless

I've been trying to figure out what I want to build and we'll probably build something or at least start it today. I'm really excited for

What our new house is gonna be but this time I want to go big

I'm always such a Swedish loser. And I always like oh, I just want to build a small little home for me and my pigs

No, not today

Today we go big we go all out. But first, of course, I have to terrorize my villagers. Yes.

I have this new system set up which I think you guys are gonna really like. Sven has been guarding them to make sure

Good job, Sven.

So I have a I have a very well-hidden - what is it? - observer here

Which if you can see there's a line of thread here. So if anyone passes this thread observer will notice and the trap will activate

Now so far not a single soul has managed to escape this prison right Sven

Yes

But just for a safety meas- no, the boat is not for you Sven

You want to be the guard boat?

Fine. Okay fine

All right, let's remove this and let's watch them walk into the trap. You're free! Oh no!

Bahahahaahahah

Anyone else want to be free?

Why is that so funny?

You guys are free. You can run. Look you can play both with Sven

You know what to be honest, I think I only need one right now

Let's actually feed them a bit more I need more babies

Keep eating and keep fricken. Oh

It's working. Excellent. I have to cover up the whole thing because babies can still crawl in through tiny holes

Which is kind of an oceans and I haven't made this with babies and oh

Well, how do you do?

Okay, this is perfect so this is my new transportation system, oh yeah, I showed her already

Well, the reason you featured to it, you see the track doesn't go up now. I

Put the track over here and then it will go up up into there. Was that which so oh

My God where huh in my spawner so I improved my spawner based on one of you 9 rolls. Oh

It works. I'm supposed to me. I made it one by one, but it's better if you make it 2 by 2

So now you can see my training is a little broken. I get the XP bang bang BAM, it's full and

The loot gets dropped in here

Excellent. Well

What you nine year olds told me are one of you is that you may think this is a fun roller coaster ride

Well, I guess in a way it is they get their final

final ride before the

Before the eternal suffering Oh God. Oh, they're all in here, huh?

So I will they will be placed here

Forever and that will make more mobs spawn if there's a villager and they will move more towards the center as well

I think I know one of those things is true at least

So it's time for our annual lottery. That's right Sven

One of these lucky contestant will be randomly picked

They look like one giant guy hey, hey, sorry sorry, sir one lucky contestant

Will get chosen as tribute. I think this will go pretty fast, but I'll try and follow three

Actually, I kind of want to see them getting pigs. Okay. So when are you ready? Here we go. Three, two one three

Two one

Here we go. And

There he goes lucky wither let's follow him Sven

See, I'm so nice to my villagers. They get a lucky chance to live a new life

There he is perfectly placed excellent

Why

I'm actually gonna keeping them in the minecart for now because I think I'm supposed to get two or three of them

You know, it's it's not really fair. Like I haven't even written this I

Just let other people have fun

It's really not about me. All right, one more lucky win there. Here we go. Three two one people and

We have a winner. Congratulations sir. Sorry, I haven't really outfit y'all get you a job eventually

So, how's married life Sven? H-how is it? I'm about to get married myself, you know

Cool that's good to know. Hey, hey get off my property. Oh, sorry

It was me

Damn Sven's boyfriend Loki Savage

all there's Swen's son

So cute. So you guys said that I should make

Sven's son

Purple because red plus blue

Is purple but I wanted Sven's boyfriend to be yellow. So that makes green. So he's green just so we're clear

This is matter to anyone No. Oh, right. I forgot what I was doing completely. I forgot about them people up here

There should be two of them up here. Oh, no, did he push the other one down?

Why am I laughing

That's awful so now zombies will spawn on these squares they'll they'll be like, oh I want him

I want his sexy body. He looks so nice

Oh

God, I'm about to fall in the hole. But I also still want him

Oh god, that hole is really coming closer, but I love him

He's so sexy. But oh my god. I'm about to fall into giant pit

Maybe there's more of them down there. Okay. See you later

That's how I envisioned it. Have fun now

Cool so, hopefully it works better now as you can see I put IKEA bird on my shoulder

as honor of Ikea bird

Thank you for your service. IKEA bird never forgetting my spaghetti

Man Bank looks so cute next to Dinnerbone's

What who left the door open? Bank who left the door open!?

Where is Dinnerbone? Oh my god. Alright watch this tonight, by the way

Right in his face

So I had this thing for a while in the background a lot of people seemed curious about it. I literally Oh God

oh, no, I wanted to try out because you can make like

Elevators with kelp and Minecraft. I actually want to try that for a very specific reason

Okay, so if I remember correctly you do this. Yeah

BA so we have this water flowing in our beautiful goddamn. That's annoying

But if we put one ah

No, that's not what I wanted to do. Wait

How will is too strong? I mean my shovel. Ah, that's not what I wanted to do either

Okay, you place old son here. And then you're like, oh it does it creates bubbles

Not all the way though. Oh

My god, what is happening flip flop flip flop flip flop flip flop flip it flip flip flip flip flip all the way up

Baby, sween zooming seen soon then you take the soul sand

Did I do it? Is that how you do it No, ah

ah

Oh, it's working I did it I did it

How do I get down from here

Yelp do I have a bucket of water? Yes, I do. Okay, watch this gamers

This is an old veteran minecraft trick you jump and then you drop the water right before you fall

*Awesome Felix*

Good thing I don't have legs cuz otherwise I would have a hurt. Let's try that again. I never actually managed to do it

Here we go

Yeah, you see that. That's so cool

Oh

Smooth

He-he, haha

The idea behind this is to have a sniper tower

Because oh you see that creeper over there watch this

OOOOOH haha haha

He despawn are you kidding me? Alright watch this first try

Got'em moving target no problem

And another one bites the dust

But I wished Sven could see me

Got him look at Bengt don't worry Bank. I got you. Oh

I hit the pig. Sorry

See I swear there's a witch spawn like oh that's far. Oh

My god, I am the lord of Triton, okay, it's time gamers

time to build our new house

Are you excited? You should be right banked. I got a lot of spruce wood and I got a lot of stone

and a lot gotten a lot of patience this time when I build like I said

I'm gonna go figure

All right, not a bad start right banked oh