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  • Morning gamers. It's time for another episode of Minecraft. Is anyone surprised is anyone surprised today?

  • We're gonna have a fun day, aren't we jeb? Oh you now you don't look at me. Wake up. Wake up

  • There you are. Now, you know, we're gonna have fun today

  • That's right. We're gonna build you a new home, aren't you excited?

  • **HITS BELL AGGRESSIVELY**

  • Ignore that for now. I need to find Sven... Where is he...

  • There you are Sven!!

  • Today, very special day for Sven

  • Sven my favorite dog

  • Let's- I want to show you guys I finished the house. It looks pretty epic. Sven. Hasn't seen it either

  • He has a blindfold on I'm gonna remove it. Right? What are you doing? What are you doing? Can I ride? Oh my god. Oh,

  • *pewds chuckles to himself*

  • OH

  • AH

  • I'M KILLING HIM

  • How??

  • What happened?

  • AH

  • So here we are this is the house, Sven. Come on, come in come in let me show you

  • Here, I have bone. You tell me you can't get up there?

  • sVeN

  • god damnittt

  • (Subtitle by *I am HeRe *in description at bottom )

  • Virgin turtle from his prison. Can you please get up? All right, he'll teleport anyway, this is the house. It's pretty epic

  • You enter here secret door and then here you have Bing bong Bing bong

  • Beautiful backyard it lits up with lanterns in the in the summer and then we have all of the storage

  • Tucked away nice in the floor. We have storage here so much storage

  • very epic

  • bed is here and you can jump on bed if you feel like and

  • the best

  • the best part about this

  • Sven pleaasseeee get upppp

  • o

  • He's sitting that's why sorry

  • you know the best part about this is that you guys have been telling me I should build a doghouse for Sven and

  • This is my reveal Sven. This is your house. (WOOW!!)

  • That's right. I built this for you, Sven!

  • I know you love anime and stuff

  • So I built it- a Japanese house for you

  • You're welcome

  • Okay, have- Bye. Bye. Have fun Sven

  • It's time for me to build something for water sheep

  • That I don't want Sven to see

  • A creeper blew up my farm and all my chickens disappeared by the way. I know F's in the chat :'(

  • So let's use our mind here. How can we?

  • Make water sheep understand that we don't like him

  • I know there's like pistons, but I never really used these like redstone stuff. Oh my god. Look he's talking to spider!!!

  • I knew he was evil.

  • WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT THERE?!?!?!

  • wait

  • Lemme get some cobblestone

  • Soo how does this work..?

  • And I'll just place it here

  • No, wait, that won't work..

  • Oh god.. Ohhh this is disgusting!

  • I have to enter Water Sheeps cage

  • eeeewwwwwww

  • Ewwww oh, this is so nasty here. Oh my god. How do you live here? This is terrible. How do I get out?

  • All right. You better not escape. You better not escape. There will be pain. This is the worst day of your life water sheep

  • Okay, wait, so do I literally just- can you freak off?!?!

  • WAIT the water's not coming in!!

  • water sheep head needs water to survive!!!

  • Oh my God

  • You like this water sheep?!! good because you're not supposed to >:)

  • You look at Sven. This is what happens

  • Think about it. What's it worth it? Was it worth at you? Did this by the way you did this? What if I

  • What if I add another piston so he gets squeezed from many angles

  • I like that would redstone and iron. Okay, let's make three

  • Can we give hey can we give it water sheep like a bad potion potion of harming?

  • I don't care about your excuses

  • It wasn't me. It was Gloria Borger. It doesn't matter Gloria. Borga isn't real

  • Everyone knows that

  • enough with allies

  • To stop lying if you stop lying then maybe I would reconsider being a little less aggressive

  • Don't you dare escape?

  • there is no escape don't even think for a second that you are safe because you are not just

  • Cuz I'm next to you doesn't mean I want to hold you and tell you it's alright

  • It means I don't like you water shaped more like piece of shit. This is gonna hurt. I'm not gonna lie

  • This is gonna be X. This will be extremely painful for water shape

  • Back at UH what sheepish eye

  • All right, so I need to connect these right

  • See, I'm uh, I'm a Minecraft veteran. So I know I know the ins and outs

  • So these all did I break it what happened? Oh

  • It pushes away its own redstone when I use it

  • like oh

  • No it broke

  • It can't be too fast. No one's ever done this

  • Don't try and escape. Now. What does she

  • Look at him. I

  • Don't care

  • You mean nothing to me I wish you were just quiet and took it like at least like a sheep, oh, sorry

  • Oh, sorry

  • so I actually did I

  • Not put redstone on ceilings. What is this? Oh

  • All right, I like that I like that ah,

  • What does she you did this you did this you did this? Oh my god, how dare you?

  • Oh, I'm gonna we're gonna go harder now

  • We're gonna go

  • I'm I was holding back before because I pitied you but now

  • Give me I like spikes on there on the piston

  • Why would I put on a piston to really hurt someone you can make sticky pistons right? Let me do that insane

  • I know this this sucks, but I got it. I gotta get back my slime ball from my trampoline

  • Hopefully I can make it into slime ball. Yeah, I can. All right, and then you better not go anywhere

  • Stupid sheep. Oh, I know

  • Your friends aren't here to save you if we place

  • This here. He's escaping. Go back in go back in go back in there. There will be serious consequences

  • There you go. All right, so now can we put this on top here? Nope?

  • panicked

  • Are you kidding me?

  • Come on

  • Go on dude, let me do it. Maybe it's one of those where it goes in that direction. You're facing. No

  • All right. Well, I guess we can keep we can keep that here just to make him scare

  • Oh, I know exactly what block we can put on sticky piston this one because she should actually damage them, right?

  • Hey, what a sheep time to pain Oh actually works

  • Oh

  • Water sheep *crying sounds*

  • Noooooo

  • Ahhhhhhhh

  • Noooooo...

  • It was just supposed oh, oh

  • I can't believe it

  • Water sheep was like a father to me. All right. We need a new water sheep. I

  • Need a new water sheep new volunt- Are you coming with me? Oh

  • My god

  • Hey, what are you trying to escape to your water sheep now. We should be proud say goodbye to your family

  • That's right. You'll never see them again. Oh look

  • Look how well accustomed you are to water. Huh? Don't worry. You'll still plenty more water where we going. Come here. Come here

  • That's right. Say goodbye to your friends

  • We actually did

  • This is your

  • This is your new home now

  • That's right

  • What their sheep number two?

  • If I can't even call you I get it fine. I'll remove it. I'll remove it. I'll remove it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine

  • It's okay. It's okay. It's

  • Okay, okay we're just gonna

  • Nothing bad is gonna happen

  • Nothing bad is gonna happen and that's a PewDiePie promise. Nothing bad is gonna happen. Don't worry

  • Oh, look who made it in? Yes. Yes. Yes

  • nothing bad is gonna happen to you my little she'd

  • Just get in there. That's right. Yes

  • Yeah, it's nothing bad. Don't worry. Don't worry

  • What the sheep used to love this Bell Oh

  • God I miss him so much

  • Welcome to hell this is your new life

  • This is how you live life now

  • All right, we gotta invent something new you just stayed right there motor sheep

  • You know, it's an honor and a privilege to be Watership tonight

  • Should be thankful

  • You should be thankful water shit. This is what your forefathers wanted for you, you know

  • Follow me. I said follow me. I know you're scared. I

  • know that you're scared, but

  • It will all be over very soon. Ah, this is what the sheep's fault Oh

  • God you piss me freaky. Be quiet. No one literally ass

  • I've jumped

  • Sorry, I'll put you down I'll put you down

  • Water sheep was like a father to me

  • I can't believe...

  • Not water sheep

  • Water I was trying to make him bounce in the water. I wasn't actually trying to get rid of it

  • What was making him do damage?

  • Have any of any more water we need to improve the model one day we live in a society

  • Where all water sheeps can live together and be happy

  • Unfortunately, this is not our society. All right, who's the next tribute if it isn't chicken sheep, huh?

  • Come with me come with me chicken sheep. You will pay for what your ancestors

  • For the crimes of your ancestors. I don't like you by the way, I don't like you don't look at me like that

  • That's right. Come with me

  • Thank you for your cooperation

  • Just keep moving and don't ask any questions. You got that

  • You got that there will be bone

  • Okay now oh

  • We caught him wait

  • Stop that stop that

  • That's illegal

  • Illegal move. There you go. Now if we put a piston

  • Here may be chipped if you touch it you tip, okay, let's see. Alright she came

  • When it goes through wait, okay, maybe I need to put the famous the famous block of justice. No

  • That is not what I wanted to do cut diamond pickaxe too strong man, maybe I should have finished a machinery before I

  • Put in the subject

  • He's escaped. Oh no, no

  • Chicken

  • Chicken sheep was like a father to me. I loved him

  • What the cow, why are you not in water? Why are you not in water?

  • That's what I thought ha - oh Claire. Oh sure say goodbye to your friends

  • Okay, actually I gotta take a nap I'll be right back. Oh

  • This is perfect. See I realized why I haven't gotten the the finer experience of water sheep

  • It's because they're not looking like water sheep. There you go. This is how what the ship used to look like

  • I mean, this is water she all right come in

  • So maybe the problem is I put it one too high and any day I'm so sorry mr. Sheep. Oh my god

  • You're annoying me now. You're annoying me. I'm pulling you out

  • Trying to save your life here. Where's my thanks. I mean, I don't ask for a medal or anything don't jump

  • Idiot, there you go. Have fun. Have fun. Jump. Okay, this is the

  • This is what I wanted to happen. I wasn't actually try. I just want to him to be forever bouncing

  • Wait, he ruined my machinery why my a machinery not function?

  • He took out electricity. Oh it work. So this is what I like. This is what I want. No one likes you water sheep

  • Literally no one we did a survey and it came out that no one liked you. How did that make you feel?

  • No

  • Why it not work it's perfect

  • Water sheep has to be in water

  • but what block can I put to make him software but not

  • Go bye-bye. You know what? I mean?

  • Maybe I've been doing this wrong right? I'm trying to get to the bottom of water sheep by targeting water sheep

  • But in reality water sheep has many many friends. There's many many cousins and things like that maybe

  • This is crazy. I know this is crazy. Okay, come with me. Don't worry. We're not gonna hurt you. We're just gonna talk

  • We're just gonna talk. We're just gonna talk. Don't worry. Don't worry. I'll take care of him. I'll take care of him

  • Hey, what are sheep? I?

  • Brought your friend, huh? You recognize him your cousin. Oh, you don't recognize him. Well, how about now?

  • That's right water sheep. I know who your loved ones are

  • And I'm not afraid I'm not afraid

  • I'm not afraid

  • To push them to the limit to get what I want. That's right. Ooh, is it getting hot in here?

  • Is it me water sheep now? Tell me

  • Who do you work for?

  • Huh?

  • Who said you? Oh, wow. It's really really getting hot and spicy in the air

  • What do you work for?

  • Ooooh It's getting really hot. Just one more spot left for your little friend. Now. Let's change water sheep

  • Let's change who you work for

  • fine

  • You are one tough cookie to crack what they're sheep I give you that I'll get through to you one day water sheep

  • All right, so I'm building a I'm building a giant a giant meatball

  • For those who wants to know that's what I'm doing I want to craft a

  • God, it hurts. It hurts to spend these beautiful diamonds

  • But I want to craft a diamond sword that I want to

  • That's sexy. Gosh, it would suck to die

  • When you have all this good stuff. I

  • Want to enchant it knock back one sharpness. That's surely better. Right and then we're gonna bring some

  • We're gonna bring our doors because we're gonna go back to the water temple

  • Apparently there's loot that I didn't get there and there's like a boss even I like bosses

  • And now we also have potion of underwater breathing. I'll bring two of those and then we have portion of night vision

  • I'll bring two of those as well and then we need the milk you remove

  • The debuff. Hey, both cow. Let me let me get some of that sweet

  • Num-num them do it. It takes so good. Thank you. What the cow Oh

  • What the cow you think so good I

  • Can drink you all day water cow

  • you however

  • Will stay there. I think it makes sense to bring out the

  • dinner boat

  • Because he can actually ride underwater. How cool is that?

  • Stop tickling me

  • Stop tickling my blade. Hey, maybe I should have the aqua infinity helmet as well

  • Maybe even my Trident that might be epic God if I die, I'm gonna be so pissed. Are you ready?

  • My head is stuck in the ground get me out, please. Okay. Sorry. I think I actually just remember where it is

  • I don't need the actual map. Okay. So once the giant meatball monument is

  • Rebuilt. That's the one we know that there will be peace on earth. Once the giant meatball is completed

  • There will be glory and sunshine to everyone isn't right, right

  • Undead year again. I

  • Like that name under Jurgen the normal you out sorry about that one that your again, how does this look like unlike?

  • Another oh my god. This is amazing

  • Swedish Viking heading out on his fellow on

  • Swedish God

  • So, let's see here

  • I don't think it actually shows you how long the potion lasts so I'm just gonna have to put a timer. Hey, Google

  • Put an 8 minute timer, so now we should drink our potions portion of night vision and potion of underwater breathing

  • Clark

  • Today drink it

  • And then water

  • There you go

  • Ok now a whoa

  • It's so bright now. Ok. We got eight minutes. Let's let's write

  • So the temple should be here somewhere. Don't mind me. It's a Swedish man riding his horse

  • underwater

  • Yes, right

  • All right, I really should have brought the match tonight, whoa, it's so cool I never like

  • done proper underwater stuff

  • Where is this water temple? We meet that last

  • All right, so I'm gonna put I'm gonna put the water

  • No, I he fly away so I think if I wear this it actually makes it so I can still yeah, that's it

  • I can still dig quite quickly. All right. There you go. I don't want to lose dinner bone. Let's swim gamers. Oh

  • They found me keep swimming keep swimming. I'll go underneath day much better. There's a boat in front of it. What Oh,

  • God alright, we'll have to explore another time. Yes. Ok. So here we are. We haven't got the debuff yet. So when you enter the

  • Place it will give you like a debuff that says you cannot peepee poo-poo. Alright, you can't dig

  • but since I can I'm

  • These are quite balanced big. Um

  • There's the debuff it disappears once you oh

  • There's the Guardian we found it Oh God Oh God. Okay. That's the Guardian now. Let's take out these first. I

  • Don't like you. Oh, there's Guardian is shooting me issue to me

  • This avoid eye contact Felix

  • Just like real life avoid eye contact

  • Like a proper Swedish person

  • These are really annoying to take out. I'm not gonna lie. Just go for the Guardian then

  • Where's the Guardian go? Oh my god, I take damage by hitting the Guardian

  • Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh think of Sven you got to do this for Sven main and very good. Oh, I'm eating what's happening

  • Whoa. Whoa. Whoa No

  • Swim away, ah

  • Whew whoa

  • I

  • Okay, the arrows shoot so short I can take this guy out

  • know

  • How much help does this guy have?

  • I'm handing him but nothing's happening. Oh god, it's been eight minutes already. Oh

  • Alright, alright, we'll drink milk

  • And then I have to quickly drink water of water beep

  • Hey Google put alarm eight minutes

  • Yes, I got him

  • He dropped a sponge. Alright this back I'm stuck

  • Like what's happening?

  • Okay, I got him I got him again so you can use sponges to like remove water and stop

  • Apparently I'm supposed to go to like the building. There you go secret. No, here's the sponges. Perfect

  • We just got to drink it. Oh god, we got to drink the milk to won't mind that I can't find the way out

  • I'm lost and I'm pretty sure it's close to eight minutes. Not good

  • Okay, four fish made it in here. We must be close to the exit

  • There's the sponges. Okay. I missed him last night

  • Where's the frickin eggs? I?

  • Can't find the exit

  • Panic mode oh

  • Yes, I found the exit whoa

  • Whoa, whoa. Whoa. All right guys, let's calm down. I

  • Got it. We got a really quickly

  • And I'm talking fast

  • Look at him

  • Look at him. I'm sorry. I

  • Have the debuff. Oh

  • He needs to jump out. Oh

  • God, we got a swim fast. Okay, I got to make more potions

  • I thought two would be well enough my god I have okay, I have two already

  • This sucks. Okay. I have three of them

  • It's this your friend underwater sheep, I'm sorry. I'm so

  • Why is it not dying

  • Yeah

  • Why oh

  • No

  • I'm sorry God. Uh, I had to do it. I

  • Had to make underwater potion breathing. Okay, he's still there. Great

  • Excellent, I'll be right back under the arrogance. I'm sorry, we get instead of business

  • Okay, let me see if I can just mine my way through the top. Bye

  • you foul scum. Gamer Juice!

  • For G- Fuel!

  • Alright, yes

  • got'em

  • There's one more hidden how they all respawn

  • Ugh, I keep getting Stuck. I need to mark. Like, find a way to mark.

  • I know where not to go.

  • There. Found the last one. Yes. Okay. That's gonna be tough. Yeah. FOR YOERGEN!

  • I'm actually really nervous. I really need to do this. Ooh. Oh, oh, I got one. Oh

  • God, oh god. Oh

  • God I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead. No no now

  • Tell me I saved one at least I

  • Did save one I'm going in the dolphin's is by my side

  • Let's frickin go this gamer is out for blood. Oh my god. Oh my god

  • No

  • Gamer says no

  • It's not here. I remember

  • All right, I'm gonna review the footage cuz I'm a cheater. Okay. I know where it is

  • It's up here, it's up here gamers

  • No, yes it is it a city's I can't move you're not going anywhere mister puff-puff

  • Okay, we have potion of water breathing fine freaking around

  • Yes, I really need to hit him one more time. Are you kidding me? Oh, no, not again. I'm stuck a stock that's back

  • Why does he stop I wasn't even recording

  • I'm shaking I'm so pissed. I kept getting stuck. Ah, ah

  • I'm so mad. I'm so man. Stop swimming. Oh

  • Great just died. Cool

  • Cool, this is awesome. I am I

  • Brought all my another wards with me. Apparently, I brought all my other ones with me doors. I need doors nothing but doors

  • Twenty-one savage no 21 doors. Let's freaking go and I need you're against murder. Let's brick and go

  • One more hit and so man if the game didn't just make me stuck randomly that we've been great

  • God, Dan

  • So annoying, do they make me stuck or is it was it the game? I'm so mad

  • Wait terrier again

  • What the Frick is that?

  • Did it salesman seriously spawn on top of this?

  • And is glitched out here go doors doors doors doors

  • The power of doors, okay, I found it. It's up here. Oh god don't get stuck

  • Damn, they do so much damage. You're kidding me. I'm dead Kurtis

  • Doerr

  • Get the stuff and bounce. All right Oh

  • Mending goes are the best pens in the game. Look, this is how I got stuck. This is how I got suck

  • Suck suck

  • Okay, we got our stuff back. It's all that matters

  • Now we can mine these

  • Am I supposed to use a diamond pickaxe or is it a shovel? Sorry spongebob?

  • But I need your body to nourish me now. We can mine anything from oh

  • Whatever see now, we can just mine our way out

  • This brick. Thanks. Look at this, dude

  • What are you doing here? Why do you have to spawn here out of all places? What does he sell?

  • Garbage you're trash. Let's go

  • First bosses in Minecraft killed even though last one wasn't on camera. I did it, okay

  • I might regret this

  • Why do I get stuck aah

  • I'm furious now. I'm furious. Why does he do that? If I can just swim it's fine. I

  • Don't get it. I had to go and get another thing. Why did I do that?

  • cool

  • It's just the name of the fucking game at this point. Why am I stuck all the time getting my stuff back? I don't care

  • How many doors I gotta go through

  • Okay, I just need my diamond pickaxe, oh I got it Oh,

  • See the reason why I came back was because obviously

  • The other ones floated to the roof oh

  • God, not again. Get the boat. Get the boat. Get the boat. Get the boat. Get the boat. Oh

  • No, no, no the wrong way. Oh my God, look at him

  • How am I supposed to get him back did you have fun I

  • Need you to get in the boat, sir. Oh my god

  • That is not them. All right, let's do this quick swim up

  • up up

  • It's not too far. Oh my God. Where did you go keep sliding?

  • What is with all my pets and underwater are you kidding me there's a freaking ravine there you're again. Oh

  • God, we lost up

  • We lost upside down under here again

  • We're gonna have to come back for him. Oh my god. I'm still so mad. And you know what I've had enough with you

  • You were the cost of all of this weren't you?

  • More Joe no more games. No

  • more play

  • Frick let it go. Oh he's dying. Thank don't let him die

  • He needs water to survive, huh

  • You're pathetic you're pathetic and you disgust me I'm gonna give you one chance to surrender tell me who you're working for

  • Wrong answer oh

  • My god no, no

  • Sorry

  • I'm sorry, you had to see that. All right. All right gamers. It's been a long day

  • With a lot of adventures. Hey Sven

  • How was it?

  • You had a great day. Oh

  • That's awesome. I'm so happy for you here have some chicken

  • How was my day? Well, it's good now spend it's good man. Good night gamers

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  • You know, it's fun, right?

  • I'm not supposed to give my opinion but give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not

  • Not convinced yet. Okay. I'll cut you a deal

  • The game is available for free and that's a great price

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