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  • Mo

  • gamers

  • It's raining.

  • I heard thunder before that's why i stoped

  • cause there's this thing I really want to try out with the trident

  • I don't know if I'm gonna get trolled

  • Okay, it is thunder but if i strike moo cow

  • Moo cow don't look at me like that. I'm doing a thing DJ cow

  • Yeah look away. I don't know if this will work

  • Don't look at me

  • IKEA bird was back by the way

  • To just get murdered again

  • I had to revert to an old save file

  • Don't - don't look at me like that. Ulla Brita you're fine

  • I'm out of here. I don't need this. I don't need this sort of abuse

  • DJ cow was like a father to me. How could you do this?

  • Okay DJ moo moo cow, hit it

  • How could you lie to me.

  • How could they do this Sven? This should be illegal

  • Shoot the cow with the Trident Felix. It'll be really cool

  • You'd be really cool Felix.

  • I was so excited. I was gonna show you guys look I have to - liste - I mean

  • two involuntarily placed

  • Opportunity of employment people.

  • I haven't traded with them. Actually. I should probably should start doing that

  • Yeah, their baby died. It's whatever. Okay

  • So yeah, as you can see they they're doing a pretty good job

  • Give me your money

  • He wants pumpkin. Well, I have plenty of those

  • God damn boy

  • These two are making me rich goddamn 38 emeralds Sven we're gonna be rich

  • My melon farm is so good.

  • Where did you come from?

  • No one escapes.

  • Did you guys know you can take melon slices and place them all together?

  • Not cactus

  • Come on, what is this?

  • Keep guarding them Sven, make sure they do their job

  • God, damn, I'm rich

  • why is farming the most lucrative business of Minecraft

  • You know if it's bad for me to bring in

  • people to work for me

  • Involuntarily then why do they make it so good in the game?

  • Because my god

  • I'm rich

  • What do they do? They're freaky making in front of Sven.

  • Hey, not in front of Sven

  • Stop stop it

  • Press the button, press the button QUICK. Don't look Sven

  • That was close one

  • Hey, I don't pay you guys to make babies.

  • Seriously my melon farm is like the best

  • Stop. Stop freaking less more farming.

  • All right. Well, let me show you guys some of the other stuff

  • I've been working on I spend a lot of time on my

  • My Frick Chamber.

  • I'm actually really excited (to) about it. I have a lot of stuff to do today actually

  • Getting so distracted here

  • Too much money too much riches.

  • Fame money and a fat bank account

  • So I want to store all the money in front of them so that they can see

  • Where all their hard work goes to: to me

  • Hopefully I get to just demonstrate my new

  • System. I watched a few tutorials online. Thank you very much minecraft nerds

  • So, yeah, I decorated it a little differently as you can see it's a bit more

  • Efficient now to update and stuff like that. It looks I think it looks cool.

  • Yeah. Yeah, it looks - Yeah, it looks cool

  • Cool. Thanks. Thanks guys

  • So ah, hey, but I haven't shown my favorite bit

  • Which is the fact that look this guy sells me sharpness 5 and I'm like, ok, that's freaking awesome

  • This guy sells me sharpness 3 and nothing else and I'm like, well you're useless so I have this new

  • System which is called

  • commit-not-

  • villager anymore system, so you just press this button and

  • Lava pours down from the ceiling

  • And bing-bang bing-bong villager is gone and I can just place a new villager

  • With my new railroad system that I have implemented.

  • Oh, actually I have a lot of new systems

  • You guys are gonna like this. Okay. So this is the feeding system right? Where food...

  • Food drops down from the ceiling. So which makes them go

  • Oh

  • Epic. Now, let's make Bebe

  • can't sleep right now have to make bebe.

  • The problem with this system

  • Is that sooner or later it runs out of food. I gotta go up there and refill it

  • So one of the commenters left a really nice

  • Suggestion where I know I don't only just have sl - I mean, I don't only just have people working for me involuntarily

  • To feed - to make bebe. I also have people

  • Working

  • To feed the the feeder

  • so this guy feeds with the carrots, so this is system with the drop down, but then it's also connected to the

  • Automatic farm, it feeds into the dropper, whatever he puts so that I don't have to refill it, basically.

  • It's pretty awesome

  • It's pretty cool. Right? So now I'm gonna feed them a little bit more and hope that a new baby comes up

  • Because I want to show you the railroad system as well actually while we do that. There's another redstone thing

  • I really want to build, where's Ulla Brita?

  • All right

  • hey hey hey

  • Ulla Brita is in timeout, but you can come out now you

  • You can come out now Ulla Brita, I'm sorry I got angry I lost DJ co- NO, STOP. How do they keep getting in here? I

  • I hate you

  • So much

  • HOW? It's fenced up!

  • Oh my God!

  • I'm so sorry

  • Hey, man, I'm so sorry.

  • I loved him too. He sold me really good prices

  • Okay, there is something I actually really really really really really wanna do

  • because you guys have told me that as beautiful as IKEA Tower is

  • You can make it even beautiful-er by adding a glass stained. What am I saying by adding a glass stained?

  • glass glass stained: color stained glass!

  • How do I do it?

  • Damn

  • That's cool

  • But I feel like yellow could be cool as well

  • Hmm

  • Oh my god yellow does look cool as well

  • Ulla Brita, what color do you prefer? Yellow or blue? Yellow? Okay, ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

  • Don't think so.

  • Oh yeah, you guys told me to put loyalty two on or three

  • I could only get two on my trident.

  • Sven. Sven, what do you think, yellow or blue? You want blue?

  • Okay, but what if hmm maybe we could somehow?

  • Have both oh my god. That's genius. Let's add both

  • I've been doing so much redstone. I'm like this is gonna be so easy

  • So what we need to do is we make one sticky piston

  • I think I think we can just keep all the wiring on top of this

  • Like a floor above maybe. Let's see if I remember

  • To build a clock. I mean I know how to how to build a bad clock. Maybe I'll just do my bad clock

  • Now we just need to place

  • This on top Christian mark

  • Wait it mixes the colors

  • Naw

  • Stop

  • That looks terrible so I need to - aw this is okay. This is more complicated than I thought

  • All right Felix

  • You can totally be big brain, so what I would do, what my big brain is telling me

  • Make my clock

  • my own clock which is

  • Everyone keeps saying is garbage. I don't care

  • It work. Okay, we start the pulse and

  • Then we extend the pulse

  • Okay, and then we do the same on this side

  • It's kind of a delay in between isn't it?

  • I don't like that okay. All right, we're doing quicker

  • Why is there a delay

  • Yeah, this is gonna break.WHAT THE PROBLEM? I don't want the white one

  • No, stop. Playing the actual game

  • Trying to figure it out spending hours trying to figure out why your redstone doesn't work

  • Oh my god, I did it I'm such an idiot

  • I- I used sticky pistons clearly

  • I just had to use regular piston

  • And that was all there was TO IT

  • I was like 'why it not work?' oh because I'm idoit (idiot)

  • There she is

  • my god

  • so butifol

  • It took me half an hour longer because I'm idot, but man

  • IKEA Tower's so beautiful

  • Look Ulla Brita is crying, wait I just realized Ulla Brita's eyes are ???

  • Noo :(

  • All right p, oh yeah everyone keep pointing out the the maple is molding

  • I don't know what to do about it.

  • What is this curse of vanishing?

  • What where did he go?

  • how are you guys doing you're sleeping alright? you're sleeping nice? everyone having a good time?

  • Alright, I need to I need you to demonstrate something. Maybe I need to make it like a pis- GET IT

  • Maybe I need to make a piston or something to push him now

  • This is not the way I never tried this so

  • He's in the hole ladies and gentlemen, so now we should be able to by hitting this lever

  • Get him up there, ah god I hope this works

  • It didn't work

  • The Redstone's not connected oh, there we go

  • Yeah, I think we almost got it hold on one second.

  • Ok. Oh god, is that a creeper

  • Damn I love the trident. Okay.

  • Alright, let's do this. Go.

  • Go

  • AAAAND IT'S SUCCESS

  • Look he's a fisherman. That's awesome, too bad we already have one of those.

  • All right, that's enough

  • It's time for me and Sven to hang hand (head) out

  • On new epic adventure. Let's go Sven.

  • Oh, yeah. I need to find

  • Jöergen

  • there's one part of -

  • well there's a couple parts, but one part in particular that I have never discovered in Minecraft

  • which is the...

  • The forest kind of area like those the mountain type - Jöergen!

  • Oh Jöergen Smorgen. There. He is. Hello. Oh you made new friend. That's so nice

  • You've been here for a long time

  • Let's go gamers

  • I think it's this way. It is kind of awkward since I don't have a house

  • But I was hoping we could gather materials while we're away as well.

  • All Right. See you later, Ulla Brita Frita (?)

  • Sven no uchi wa nihon des (Sven's japanese house)

  • I am so epically anime.

  • Oh my god. They've taken over.

  • Guys, that's my fishing spine

  • Nothing in this game works the way I want

  • I'll never listen to you guys tips again from now on this game is between me and my boy

  • So I think there's a spruce area next to the, to the jungle

  • But I'm not entirely sure, we''ll see

  • Classic adventure Sven - Jöergen. This is what minecraft is all about.

  • What are we gonna find?

  • new epic friends?

  • That'd be great, cause with the rate that I lose them

  • If the rate that I lose friends becomes greater than gating (?) then I'll have no friends.

  • Ooh, we gotta jump the water

  • brrra

  • Nailed it.

  • Oh my god. Black Jöergen... Meet Black Jöergen girlfriend.

  • Can I make them go sexy?

  • Oh, of course. He disappears some things never change.

  • I don't have wheat. Sorry. Sorry Jöergen, not today

  • Oh my god, it's raining.

  • That means I can do this

  • Nope. Oh my god. It's not coming back

  • Oh, it's there oh it's coming back whoa.

  • I thought I had r e s p i r a t i o n

  • Oh my god, it's raining. Don't worry Jöergen

  • I built you a little roof

  • Here we're gonna be right back. You'll be fine

  • Sven is like 'i don't wanna - i don't wanna go :('

  • I mean, I have a portal to this place, but why use portal when you can just bring your pets?

  • Isn't that right Sven

  • Oh there it is, perfect

  • This is like, when Americans discovered America for the first time

  • ???????????????????????

  • Oh my gOSH, look at this!

  • Get him Sven!

  • You're in the boat, you're not helping

  • Watch this

  • Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh did u see that Sven?

  • Sure

  • AH

  • What?

  • it hurt me Sven, help

  • Dangerous berries. Ah

  • Stay away from those Sven

  • I don't AH

  • Get him Sven.

  • Oh God, stay back Sven

  • please

  • We're not here just for the sprucing

  • Cool. It went through him

  • Get him Sven

  • Good job Sven. All right. We'll set up camp here.

  • You hurt my boy

  • You die a thousand times

  • My child

  • Good night gamer. Ah, how is it still raining?

  • Never mind

  • Okay, let's go deeper, but let's be careful Sven

  • We don't know what to expected in this place

  • Danger could lurk in any corner.

  • Oh there they are, we're heading for the snowy one mountain, Sven

  • Omg look at that, Sven! Quiet!

  • Yes. Oh my god. Yes

  • Okay

  • careful, Sven, no!

  • *tries to call him*

  • We're gonna abduct the child

  • So what do you can do the way to tame foxes?

  • ??????????????????????

  • Sven please be quiet.

  • The way to tame foxes is to steal the children while they're sleeping

  • We should be fine. Can I do this? Does that wake them up?

  • Ok ok ok, gotta go closer

  • Oh frick

  • Omg they're so cute

  • GOT ONE! ha ha woohoo.

  • Hey, I'll take both of them

  • They're mine now

  • Say bye to your mom. I'm your new mom now

  • Don't worry about it. This is Bengt and ? Very epic!

  • So once they grow up, I think they'll love - Sven - they just need to forget about their mom. All right, I'm your mom

  • Call me mama

  • Oh God Oh God

  • I'll protect you at all costs.

  • Oh my god. They're jumping they're crazy. Where you going? Wow

  • That's awesome.

  • Hey look you they made a new friend. HEY stop stop. No don't hurt

  • Okay, fine kill it, kill him.

  • Oh I'll block him for you. Here you go

  • Yeah

  • incredible job

  • Aw he keeps it in his mouth that's so cute

  • As long as they don't take my trident.

  • Sven's like I can't look at this.

  • Alright to the mountains. Let's go gamers

  • This is awesome

  • God I love the Trident.

  • So epic like *peu*

  • I think they like me already Bengt (?) Bengt (?)

  • Damn look at that. That's so cool

  • You never know what you'll find in minecraft

  • you never know what you'll find

  • we lost (?)

  • Oh God, no

  • - name -, stop harassing the chickens - name -

  • ?

  • Oh, what are they doing? ew, ew

  • The frick is wrong with you.

  • You better not hurt pee pee poo poo

  • Pee pee poo poo is completely innocent.

  • I think I think you can feed them berries

  • No, that's definitely not it and he took my leash.

  • Give me back my leash.

  • Oh my god

  • No

  • How could you do - don't - no I don't wanna hurt them

  • - name - :(

  • - name - don't don't don't don't I'm sorry ah

  • Why

  • I could have given them a bone I could've tamed them

  • Damn, that hurts

  • Is that cat?

  • I thought I heard a cat. It's a kitty cat

  • I only have cooked fish. Dang it

  • Don't look at me

  • Bengt you better behave you saw what happened to your brother

  • Oh my god, it is a village. Oh, it's right here

  • That's so cozy look at that I like this maybe I'll build my house like this

  • I should probably gather materials. Hopefully they don't mind

  • Look at this. Yeah, I like this a lot

  • What is this campfire Oh, oh

  • Hey, buddy, what are you doing in here?

  • You need help coming out

  • There you go. You're welcome. You're free

  • This is so cool. I love this area

  • More people hello people or I call me's me nice to meet you, too

  • I'm from Sweden as well. This is more like we're going to oh

  • It's getting dark. Oh, this is perfect. We'd set up camp here

  • You mind if I sleep here with my little sheep

  • This is perfect

  • All right

  • All right, we still haven't gone to the mountains

  • Whoa. Oh my god. He's gray

  • What why?

  • Hey, hey stop

  • Bengt you're such a little nuisance

  • All right, do they have money? no, poor.

  • All right. We gotta climb that mountain boys

  • I'd be lying if I said it's gonna be easy

  • That is so cool. I want to do this dude. I'm getting yeah, this is great. I'm getting -

  • I'm getting in spoke for my house here

  • Are you guys getting cozy vibes from this?

  • Maybe we shouldn't move to the snow area

  • Whoa that looks like one of those sock puppet hands

  • That's awesome

  • ALPACA

  • Wild one! baby!

  • That's so awesome. Oh my god. His head is massive

  • Look at him. Look at this little thing

  • I'm taking you with me. Oh

  • You're coming with me? Hello. Hey, why are they following me? Stop.

  • I only want your child stop

  • This is so cool, okay, so wait

  • New recipe we got snow baby. Yeah. Oh my god, we can make a snowman

  • bebebebebebe boop boop

  • omg the tiny one is the cutest.

  • Can you make them stay tiny forever?

  • Sorry, sorry, it wasn't me. I swear. Hey don't look at me don't look at me like that. It wasn't me. I swear look

  • Back off. So how do you build a snowman you make block of snow and then a carrot would make sense?

  • Right, or is it a pump? I keep forgetting to add minecraft

  • (what happened to the alpaca?)

  • Dude, look how pretty this game is. Seriously. Oh my god. Can I have one second?

  • (F for the Alpaca)

  • Protect Bengt at all cost

  • and I lost him

  • oh God

  • There he is.

  • Oh god, he's all lost and lonely.

  • He doesn't know where his mommy is. Don't worry

  • (i'm ur momma)

  • (i'm your mom)

  • (it's free real estate, i'm ur mom)

  • (he's sleeping that's so cute)

  • EAT

  • Become strong

  • aw he's snoring

  • Hey, good morning gamer

  • There's one last thing, hey hey hey

  • Don't hurt. hey hey, hey, tgoo- HEY nde EAT

  • Damn it.

  • I'll protect you no matter what

  • you gotta stay in the hole

  • It's the only way

  • Sven you like this?

  • Sven you like this?

  • Yes, okay that was easier than I thought okay now look at that it's so cute

  • Sven has a girlfriend

  • Look at thaat, what's your name? Miss Sven? Ok, cool! what a creative name

  • So are you guys gonna

  • You know what? I have a chamber back home. That's perfect for you guys. Did I lose him again?

  • He's so precious

  • Keep sleeping

  • What's the female version of Sven

  • there -there is none. It's Sven. It's his boyfriend Sven

  • Okay, don't ask questions Sven and his boyfriend Sven. Stop sleeping my god

  • Okay

  • Damn I'll take a bonus. I was just about to head back

  • Maybe we can ride the ship gamers. Oh, he grew up. I

  • Think he likes me. Jöergen is gonna freak out when he sees us

  • Jöergen is gonna flip his mind when he sees Sven has a girlfriend or boyfriend

  • There he is

  • That's my boy

  • How was it buddy, oh look at them, they're two like two peas in the pie like two dogs in the boat

  • All gang is back home, baby

  • Ulla Brita, meet Bengt

  • Let's do a quick sleep. Oh my god. He sleeps with me. She sleeps with me

  • That's so cute. I guess you really missed me, huh?

  • doesn't care. Oh

  • Oh no, he ate the leash

  • here, take this.

  • He changes, okay cool. I'm about to do the corniest thing I've ever done in this channel

  • You can't put a leash on a turtle. Damn it. Why not?

  • Okay, oh

  • Yeah, everyone is gonna be there

  • To witness make sure we have Bengt! Yes, and then of course

  • Sven's BF

  • There it is, oh look how cute they are. Oh my gosh, I almost forgot

  • Peepee poo-poo

  • Okay, is everyone here everyone's here

  • We have gathered here today

  • For Sven and Sven's boyfriend

  • To unite as husband and husband

  • In Minecraft, you may now kiss your husband

  • His face is so big

  • Oh my god. Yes

  • Aww look how cute they are

  • Aww he's so cute

  • For once a happy episode

  • except of course DJ cow, but you know

  • things happen

  • Alright, that's it for me for today. I hope you guys enjoyed this episode

  • Smash like if you did

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  • the subtitles were so difficult

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