It's me. peeewdiepie (subtitles by It's old)

Yeah, we're back with more minecraft because that's what everyone wants. That's what I want

This is the life were living where my boys at when my boy side IKEA bird. Yeah

oh, oh, I just realize this game would be perfect for

For, for Logan Paul, he could have his little maverick Logan. Don't go near this game. Come here spend come here

uhh, I made some changes. You can tell it's a little cleaner now beautiful beautiful

Just like spruced it up a bit. I built this. This is very important

Okay, I built this church and I didn't build it just for anyone. It's beautiful. It took a long time. Isn't that right Sven?

I build it for water sheep. This is the Church of

Water sheep. Follow me Sven.

This is where sheeps can live and be happy

Under the stars and they're safe at night and they can also go out in the yard if they feel like it if they feel

Like it Sven. let them Sven! They are free. They are free to do as they please because Water sheep set them free

That's right

What the Sheep did this. beautiful.

It was Marzia's idea to make things right for what happened to water sheep. It's the least thing I could do, right?

(DONG) I know he would be proud. So today we're gonna kidnap some people so I got to go back to sleep

It's not right at IKEA Bird.

Be quiet IKEA Bird! Gosh, I'm trying to sleepie deepie. Oh god. Did something spawn in my basement? Hello? Hello

I'm gonna kill you. Alright, we're fine.(hurt noises) SVEN! Where is he?

Sven, we gotta go kidnap people today. Follow me

So, what do I need to kidnap people?

Fishing rod? I think I might need a piston Oh God, can he fly into the lava?

No, Klaus would never do that, right? I guess I never showed you around Klaus. Okay, cool. Glad you enjoyed the tour

Where my Pistons at? Oh

Okay, there's one thing I forgot I want to do before

we uhh uhh

Say hi to people

Deliberately. look look I have so many diamonds. Like where is it? Where's my super pickaxe? There.

This one fortune 3 is insane. I get like 20 diamonds from one spawn

So, you know, maybe it's time for me

To (heh heh)

finally, finally

Make my diamond armor. Okay. I know I look very cool with my little things. right Klaus?

Yes, but it's it's diamond time. I think it's its diamond time.

God, I don't like spending. I like saving I'm a saver in case it wasn't obvious. All right armor chess plate Bing or

diamond boots bong

Diamond helmet ching-a-ling a ping a small and of course

I don't really need these but I guess I'll go with it for the aesthetic cover me and diamonds baby. Boom

boom boom boom

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SVEN!

Will give you a diamond armor if I could please

sit.

Didn't cost me that much. Look. It's still it's still filled as long as the diamond armory is filled

I am being grilled in diamonds. Okay, cool. I guess I'm just that rich, huh, gosh

I'm running a little thick on space here. uhh, Yeah

(what)

Okay

Uhh, So now we gotta enchant it it's not a coincidence that I'm level thirty right now, okay. I was planning this

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What do I wanna what is more important? I assume the chess place is more important fire protective unbreaking

What's better? Fire protect? Its pretty good, right? I don't know. I DunNO!

What do I get from the other ones protection three that sounds good. I'll do that. Depth strider?

What is that Google Depth strider right Now. Depth strider. Try there. The charm is speeds up how fast you can move under water

What water boots! ok cool, All right. Now, I got the link how much did that cost me?

Oh, I can only chant one and then I leveled down

Uhh,

Okay gamers. I'm gonna level up. I want good enchantment on my epic armor depth strider. That's awesome. Okay fine

We'll go you guys can't come no, no, no klaus. It's too dangerous for you in here. Do not follow me

Do not follow me klaus

Do not follow me. It's too dangerous. I improved the hub a little bit. So this is north south east

and west just so I know their locations, but there should be

ah, nether blocks. beebidie beep

boobiedie boop. babada bap! beebie de boop.

Three levels I can do that fast. I can do that faster than you say

bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep bleep

BLOP. Oh god, you said it already? Oh god, what do I do now?

This is so embarrassing where the Frick my quartz at? for those of you who are noobs at Minecraft

Not me just mine the quartz baby, you level up faster than you can say you level up fast

Thanks pewdiepie for the epic tip. How the Frick do you guys get in here? (

Go you're don't belong here. No pigs allowed.

Go back home to... Pig land. now

I'm not trying to do anything. I'm not trying to do anything. broX11

We're bros, right? were bros. Yeah, you came to my home you came to my home. Alright, you know what?

You know what, you know what you know what you know, you know, you know, oh my god, you like houses so much

Here, I'll make you one.

Have fun (bye steve.)

(evil laughter)

All right, we're back let's go back home to jörgan and smurgen and Sven. cool I was supposed to kidnap people

That was the point of this episode. Come on. Alright, Sven. Sorry. I got a little sidetracked. Look. I'm level 33 Klaus. Yes. Yes

Yes, yes. Yes. This is gonna be epic. I know I know legs or or helmet. I'll do chest place. Oh it requires more

Laplis. Oh my gosh. Why did no one tell me about the Laplis

Okay, fire protection. Nah fam, I ain't down with that. How do I get different enchantments?

I don't have time for Teepeepeepee. our legs. What do we get? What if we get come on unbreaking fine?

Protection four? Oh you get bonus?

Bonus (meme) Enchantment!. Damn

Protection FOUR? Wow. Okay, so I'm still over 30 so I can still do this fire protection

What else did they get? nothing. useless. pathetic. Alright, I guess we'll go with level two the last

Lame! Klaus I know I know but we look the same right? We look similar. We're not so different you and I all right

Oh, yeah, it's kidnapping time Klaus get on my yeah, that's right. Get on my shoulder

Sven you can come too. It's a party. It's gonna make sure I bring some food. That is definitely not what I did

I'm just worried Klaus is gonna fly into the lava like that Barbie does in that viral video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzgavGowD_A

(snicker)

oh god. I needed a piston. Frick. How do you make them again redstone,

steel. and i need wood.

Now!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I Built this contraption to make it easier. Okay. Alright gamers. Let's roll out. Oh

Look my sheep escaped

Surprise Pikachu face. Come on Sven. So I know there's a city nearby. It's not too far away

I just realized I don't need Jörgen. frick.

false alarm gamers. This would be a lot easier if people were still in this city

All right. We got to go boat Sven

Get in how fast is Klaus? not very you can do it Klaus just fly

Why can't you just get on my shoulder? So something I can click to get him on my shoulder?

You're not a dog Klaus. I've been tired of telling him. Oh

My gosh here we go. There's villages in the waters. Excellent. This is just what we want. Let's find water level

Cool, cool. We lost across you know

I take back what I said about this playthrough being over when sven dies. this place through is over when I die

When I'm fully stacked in diamond, okay?

It will officially be I'll be done officially gonna try to find the

Fortress today as well. I know that's a little difficult, but I want to try it. Oh you want to try it, please?

Okay, here we are at friendly City. Now, who should we kidnap?

Who should come with us?

Someone good, right? How about you?

useless

They want someone that we can trade with. Alright, leather guy. Nah

Gucci maker another Gucci maker, I guess like Gucci maker. It is good

Because what you can do is you can grab them and put them in boats and then you can row the boat on land

Just like you know what you're coming with me

Alright, do you have any choice in the matter? Hey, you want to leave you can leave anytime you want, baby?

Cue the Titanic music. No, don't do that. And we're off say goodbye to your friends

You will never see them again ever again from now on

oh god, Sun is setting we got to hurry up here. How do I get the thing up from the water?

That is the question, right?

And if I trying to support this guy, so now we're stuck right, but I think there's a simple Jedi mind trick

Ah Frick, that's not gonna work

Here, it needs to be here. Can you use this wiring underwater? There's redstone torch work it will work

It'll work for enough time

Okay, you just teleport now. What the hell. PUSH HIM!

Coming to save you buddy, don't worry

Close the door use the sponge. It's already dried out. Okay, great. Now wait, I'm underwater. How do I use the sponge?

Well all the water disappear, well that's easier

Lift them up. Oh god this creeper not near church

Not near meatball

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Big B word row row row your boat

gently...

Hey gamers, we got a new addition to the fam. ah Frick, There's people. don't Shoot! my kidnapper only I can shoot. AAAh!

I hate you all. I hate you all

HNNRNG

Okay, perfect.

aaaaaaannnnddd.

Kidnap successful. You're our new DJ

That's right. play this.

He doesn't even want to look at me listen, this is your job now, I don't care

Play that funky music. Come on. Let's hear it. This is obsessed with their what's happening over there. Okay gamers

I don't really know I need guidance. I need guidance what to continue

I need water sheep to tell me what to do, water Sheep, we have brought you a sacrifice

Hey DJ, play the sacrifice official song. We don't want to look that way

Please do this. Alright, DJ play the sacri- song of sacrificial

(Ding dong dong ding)oh water sheep

(Ding dong ding ding)Please accept our humble offering

(Ding dong dong Ding Dong Ding!)

*COMMITS CHICKEN DEATH*

Whoa, what is that?

Sven?

It's a book

It's called EPIC LOOT.

So there is a way to communicate. Thank you for your sacrifice

Please find a map to the nether fortress thingy. -water sheep. Oh my god