Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles -The fifth Democratic debate was last week, and all the candidates came out swinging. You know I was gonna make a joke about this, but I don't think it needs a joke. I think it needs to be slow-jammed. You know what I'm talking about, Tariq? -Yeah, Jimmy. I think you're saying you'd like to slow-jam this news. -That's right -- I want to slow-jam the news, and I'm not the only one. [ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you. Thank you. [ Crowd chants "Bernie!" ] Thank you. Hello. I'm Senator Bernie Sanders. And I, too, would like to slow-jam this news. -Hit me five times! ♪♪ [ Slow R&B music playing ] -During last week's debate, I went toe-to-toe with my fellow Democrats on the issues that matter most. We need to defeat Trump, the most dangerous president in American history. [ Cheers and applause ] But we need to do more. We can no longer tolerate three people owning more wealth than the bottom half of America. I have the experience to fight for that bottom half and to create an economy that works for all of us, not just those on top. [ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, yeah. Bernie Sanders is looking out for your bottom half. He knows it's been neglected for too long. Now he wants to pay it some extra-special attention. He's sick and tired of having just a few people on top. That's why Bernie's here to spread the love. -♪ Wanna spread a little bit of love, y'all ♪ ♪ 50 years of service, giving people the power ♪ ♪ He's heard it all, except the words "please talk louder" ♪ -Now, tell me, "Woke Doc Brown," lately, this country's been experimenting with all the wrong positions. So what's your plan to bring us back to the future? -Well, let's start here. We need to enact Medicare for all. [ Cheers and applause ] We need to tackle the dangerous threat of climate change. [ Cheers and applause ] And we need to get Big Money out of politics. [ Cheers and applause ] I don't have a super PAC. Instead, I have a grassroots campaign with more individual contributions than any candidate in American history. [ Cheers and applause ] I am proud of the donations we receive, no matter how small. -Mm-mm-mm! You got to listen to my bed-headed brougham. He might not have a super PAC, but he's packin' something super. He's all about taking a firm stance against corporations to give the people what they desire. -I know you're joking, but it actually is quite sexy. [ Cheers and applause ] -Man, just the way you said that has got me feelin' the "Bern." And thanks to Medicare for all, I can get it checked out by my doctor, 'cause this hunka-hunka Bernie love -- well, he wants to take care of all of our bodies. -♪ Bernie loves your body, baby ♪ ♪ He'll bring Medicare to all consumers ♪ ♪ And if you can't dig that, then, okay, Boomer ♪ -Now, Senator, I was hoping you could take a minute and talk Bernie to me. We all know you've got a huge heart. [ Music stops ] -No, no. It's a normal-sized heart. It's a completely normal, completely fine heart. [ Cheers and applause ] But continue. [ Music continues ] -Well, now that you bring it up, what do you say to people who think "The Sandman" is too...mature to be president? -Well, to those people, I'd say that I'm feeling strong, energetic, and more ready than ever to fight for the American people. -Hold up. [ Music stops ] So what you're saying is... ♪ I do my hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Bernie, how you feelin'? ♪ ♪ Hair toss, check my nails ♪ ♪ Bernie, how you feelin'? ♪ -Feelin' good as hell. [ Cheers and applause ] [ Slow R&B music playing ] -Alright. One last question before we wham, bam, thank you, Sand, this interview. I made a lot of jokes about you in the past and I even do a Bernie impression that some say is pretty good. But I was thinking, now that you're here, do you want to do a Jimmy impression? -Ha ha! -Are you gonna do an impression of me? -Jimmy, that was my impression of you. -♪ Jimmy's got a third-degree burn ♪ -We must choose a leader who fights for what's fair. -Who cares more about the people and less about hair. -♪ Cares less about hair ♪ ♪ Listen ♪ ♪ Our battle's uphill ♪ ♪ We cannot stand still ♪ ♪ We'll write our new page like we wrote the damn bill ♪ ♪ It starts with a Bern, then a fire breaks loose ♪ -And that is how we slow-jam the news. -Oh, yeah! -Give it up for Senator Bernie Sanders!