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  • I almost just perched myself right on the old arm there.

  • You should have done that and acted like nothing was wrong.

  • Like, that's the way you were going to sit.

  • Well, that's what I did-ish.

  • You handled it very well.

  • Hi!

  • It's good to see you again.

  • It's good to see you, always.

  • Always good to see you.

  • I saw you a few weeks ago.

  • I gave you the award, Power Woman of Hollywood.

  • You're the most powerful woman--

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • Maybe-- I love that you say that to me though.

  • That means so much.

  • It's true.

  • You got the award for it.

  • There was a couple of women that got the award for it.

  • But I was one of five, six.

  • But you were the most powerful of all of them.

  • And let's be honest.

  • OK, Ellen.

  • OK.

  • It was wonderful.

  • It was fun.

  • It was fun.

  • The prompter broke.

  • It sure did.

  • Yeah.

  • You were there.

  • First of all, thank you for coming and doing that for me

  • and introducing and giving it to me.

  • It was my pleasure and an obligation.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I understand.

  • As a best friend.

  • As a best friend-- well, OK.

  • So I said, she's one of my closest friends,

  • I'm one of her closest friends.

  • And then she comes out and says, don't

  • say that, I have a lot of best friends in the audience.

  • Well, I did.

  • Well, I know.

  • But why don't you just play along with me

  • and let me be your best friend?

  • Well, that's probably the "coda" in me--

  • co-dependent, taking care of my friend's feelings.

  • Oh.

  • You know?

  • Yeah.

  • That's sweet of you.

  • That's why you're my best friend.

  • Right.

  • Exactly.

  • That's how I take care of you.

  • And I take care of-- we--

  • I'm coda--

  • Take care of each other.

  • --as well.

  • Great.

  • We make a great match.

  • It's a wonderful friendship.

  • That's why we're not together.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • So yeah, so the prompter broke.

  • Yes, the prompter broke.

  • They were trying to fix it.

  • I went out and I--

  • You went out, and you danced with the electrical guy

  • that was--

  • I was giving him time to fix it.

  • So I danced--

  • But wait.

  • Did you show what you actually did to him?

  • Well, no.

  • I kind of grinded on him didn't I?

  • You did.

  • I did.

  • Kind of?

  • You did.

  • He didn't even know it.

  • Well, could you imagine if he was

  • like, oh, let me take a moment and enjoy

  • this-- when the world is falling apart, in his mind?

  • Yeah, I know, poor guy.

  • But anyway, so you were wonderful.

  • And then you came the very next day

  • to the Gorillapalooza event, which was very sweet of you--

  • because you had to get up early in the morning to do press.

  • Yes.

  • So thanks for that.

  • Thank you.

  • You're just saying all my good deeds for the weekend.

  • Yeah, because you did a lot of wonderful things.

  • I did a lot-- even, I went to visit you after the award,

  • on Friday, when you were getting a haircut.

  • You sure did.

  • You stopped by.

  • I get a text from Jennifer and it says, do you have a belt?

  • And I'm like, what do you mean do I have-- of course

  • I have a belt. Why are you asking if I have a belt?

  • No, first you said, this is Ellen, who are you texting?

  • And I said, I'm texting you.

  • I need a belt.

  • I thought you'd be texting a stylist.

  • I mean, why text me, do you have a belt?

  • Yeah.

  • Let's jump to this very important information--

  • not information yet.

  • But you'll give it to us.

  • OK.

  • When are you going to guest host the show?

  • Oh, This show?

  • Don't you want her to guest host this show?

  • [CROWD CHEERING]

  • I'm dying to guest host it.

  • So when do you want me to do it?

  • For my birthday, or your birthday.

  • OK.

  • Or in between.

  • In between.

  • Yeah.

  • Why don't you do that?

  • But you won't be here.

  • Right?

  • The whole point is--

  • No, the whole point is you guest host, and I'm not here.

  • Right.

  • Yeah.

  • It's my day off, and then you're here for that.

  • OK.

  • All right, great.

  • Can I call you from the set?

  • Uh-uh.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Mary!

  • Yeah, you can.

  • All right, Jen is here for a while.

  • You're not leaving for a while, and we're

  • going to play a really fun game, my favorite game.

  • What?

  • You'll see.

  • Oh.

  • And then she's going to make a big announcement

  • about the "Friends" reunion, which is going to be fantastic.

I almost just perched myself right on the old arm there.

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