Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,440 All right, I want to talk about something that made a lot of people scratch their heads, me kissing a man. [LAUGHTER] People freaked out. Recently, Howard Stern was here. And we shared a passionate kiss. At least it looked like that. If you watch closely, you'll see what really happened. When is the last time you kissed a guy? Like this, I mean. Like-- Romantic. Wait, wait, how are we going to kiss? Listen, just brace yourself. Here we go. Hold it. [APPLAUSE] 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:55,650 Wait a sec. I think there was tongue. Argh. 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:02,430 Yeah. See? That's-- you never know. That's my body double. That's Ross. He does all of my onscreen kissing. And, sometimes, off screen. Don't tell Portia.