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  • 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,440 All right, I want to talk about something

  • that made a lot of people scratch their heads,

  • me kissing a man.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • People freaked out.

  • Recently, Howard Stern was here.

  • And we shared a passionate kiss.

  • At least it looked like that.

  • If you watch closely, you'll see what really happened.

  • When is the last time you kissed a guy?

  • Like this, I mean.

  • Like--

  • Romantic.

  • Wait, wait, how are we going to kiss?

  • Listen, just brace yourself.

  • Here we go.

  • Hold it.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • 00:00:52,150 --> 00:00:55,650 Wait a sec.

  • I think there was tongue.

  • Argh.

  • 00:01:01,470 --> 00:01:02,430 Yeah.

  • See?

  • That's-- you never know.

  • That's my body double.

  • That's Ross.

  • He does all of my onscreen kissing.

  • And, sometimes, off screen.

  • Don't tell Portia.

00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,440 All right, I want to talk about something

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