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So recently, I was agonizing over a crush.
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He hasn't texted me in a week.
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But his Venmo transaction history seems to indicate that he's really busy eating pizza with his friends.
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And a friend of mine who clearly took pity on the pathetic rationalizations she was witnessing sat me down and said...
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You know, my mom had the best piece of dating advice about how to tell if someone likes you or not.
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Yeah? Is it in his Venmo transaction history?
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No.
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How often he initiates texts?
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I made a chart.
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No, If they like you, you'll know.
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And if they don't, you'll be confused.
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What...
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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There you have it!
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It's that easy.
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That's how easy it is.
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I don't need to give you a three minutes video for this shit.
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The average person opens Instagram 150 times a day.
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So guess what?
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Even though we like to tell ourselves that they're busy, or they're shy, or they're intimidated.
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Nope!
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Stop making excuses.
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It's simple. Really it's simple.
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If you're upfront with your interest and who you are, and they aren't reciprocating, they are not your person!
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Move on!
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There's a billion other fish in the sea, but there's also a lot of trash.
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Oh, there's a lot of trash.
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And you're going to be out there cleaning up the beach, looking for one solid shiny fish to bring home.
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But you're wading through water bottles and plastic bags and mixed signals.
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So if you're not getting a green light, go!
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Go off!
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Like I am now.
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Good luck, with the trash.