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  • After six years of splitting,

  • stretching,

  • and firing distorted particles at one another,

  • we finally have a product.

  • Cream.

  • Facial blemishes will be a thing of the past.

  • How about this botched nose job?

  • This amputated stub isn't a challenge for Cream.

  • Hold on! How's that possible?

  • Using our smart awareness system,

  • Cream detects the most likely problem and attempts to solve it by

  • correcting the molecular structure.

  • Even quite vague problems,

  • such as general ugliness.

  • Instant fixes for:

  • Any kind of aging.

  • Fractures and lacerations.

  • The recently deceased.

  • What the hell?!

  • But Cream isn't just limited to the human body.

  • Everything broken can and will be fixed,

  • Broken is no longer an issue.

  • I don't understand, Mom.

  • What's happening?

  • Ah, yes.

  • The implicit formulation of dynamic wave computational elements allowed time step size to be selected according to accuracy requirements.

  • Awww

  • A damaged mind is no longer a life obstacle

  • If treated with a Cream brain injection,

  • worries, doubts, mental conditions and general stupidity

  • are all now curable.

  • What is your name?

  • I have yet to be assigned a name.

  • Well? Choose one.

  • Arnold Billington Smythe.

  • It's a bit silly that name though isn't it?

  • I have to agree with you there, Steve.

  • I wasn't thinking straight.

  • I don't feel very well, daddy.

  • Not only do I feel better, but I am also a better person.

  • Feeling empty and bored now all your problems can simply be Creamed away?

  • Yes, Cream has taken the magic out of life.

  • Well, Cream it back!

  • Hooray, my enthusiasm came back.

  • Cream yourself happy! Cream the world beautiful.

  • Cream, the everything fixer.

  • Because Cream is the fix-all cream, it is constantly fixing and improving itself

  • To be submerged in Cream is to continuously improve yourself in every way possible.

  • Is he dead?

  • No, he exponentially improved himself physically and mentally

  • to a zenith of absolute perfection,

  • subsequently evolving into a being of pure light energy.

  • Is it uh, possible that you will eventually run out of the raw material to make the Cream?

  • Yes, we are about six months from running out completely.

  • which Is why the new version of Cream will have self-duplicating properties.

  • Cream is now potentially infinite.

  • Cream could bring an end to all war, famine, and suffering. Rendering money essentially obsolete.

  • No...

  • No.

  • No!

  • No...

  • Cream causes AIDS and is made from dead babies by pedophiles, a shocking new report confirms.

  • Here is some terrifying footage

  • That was a huge explosion!

  • Loads of people died and it was all caused by Cream.

  • People are being urged to throw out all Cream immediately.

  • Food piracy is a crime.

  • You wouldn't duplicate a life-threatening disease.

  • You wouldn't duplicate a kestrel.

  • So don't duplicate food.

  • If you eat duplicated food, you'll get AIDS.

  • But what do the public think, are they angry about Cream?

  • Yes, I am angry about Cream!

  • I don't want three different types of AIDS! how do I know what's safe to eat now?

  • My neighbor Creamed himself to become a god-like being of pure light energy.

  • Now I'm pretty sure he is just watching me in the shower!

  • New Cream, the wonder cream that fixes all spots and blemishes.

  • Simply massage it into the face and within a week your skin will be clear and smooth.

After six years of splitting,

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Cream by David Firth

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    penny posted on 2019/09/07
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