I've recently introduced two of my friends and it did not go the way that I thought it would.

Heeey!

Hey, Gaby!

Meet Allison, Allison meet Gaby!

Uh, guys?

Gu.. Guys, do you still wanna... Okay...

And if you're wondering, I thought it would go like this.

Gaby, meet Allison, Allison, meet Gaby.

Hi! Nice to meet you.

Hey!

I like your shirt.

Thanks!

I am the glue that holds us all together.

But no!

They met and it was instafriendship.

Which was great, until I realized that our whole dynamic was changing.

Soon, I was gonna be the third wheel, while they're finishing each other's sentences!

Oh my god!

The friendship third wheel is its own special kind of loneliness.

It's a horror I would not wish on anyone.

It's a FOMO when yo' sittin' right there tho'.

What are you guys laughing about?

Gaby said the stupidest thing in this video that she like kept saying and it's so funny.

Can I, can I watch the video?

Oh, don't even worry about it, it's so stupid.

It's honestly the dumbest.

Oh it's like, it's not even worth it. It's like you'd have to see so many...

It's dumb, it's really dumb.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

You'd have to be a fucking idiot not to find it on your own.

And I felt pretty petty and I felt dumb about how jealous I was.

So I tried to strengthen my bond with them.

Hey! What's up?

Hey! Did you want to watch a movie on Friday?

Ah... Allison and I have plans Friday...

Oh...

Okay, then... Um...

How about Saturday?

Yeah sure! I'm free Saturday!

Are you free Saturday, Allison?

I'm free! Would love to hang!

Wha... Uh...

What time? Probably at night, right? Because we have that...

Yeah, we're busy all day.

Yeah, we have that mic...

And it got to a point where I just had to tell them about how insecure I felt and how threatened I was by their friendship.

So, I sat them down and I talked to them like the adult that I am.

Oh no! We love you!

You're just between us!

Yeah.

You're gonna be okay, we're all friends.

So I think we can all agree that the moral of this story is...

Never introduce your friends to each other!

They're yours, yours alone! Never share them with anyone.

I'm Anna Akana, stay awesome, Gotham.

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