Alright, alright, just don't squirt.

Put the gun down, sc**bag!

Put the gun down now, or we'll shoot!

I said now!

Damn, I guess you could say he really sticks to his guns.

And what can I get for you, sir?

Straight coffee and make it quick.

I'm sorry?

Excuse me, I can be a real jerk until I've had my coffee.

Nobody move!

I said nobody fucking move or I'll fuck it at you!

Put it all in the bag, now!

Now, I said now, do it!

No, no, no, no, no, the beans!

Put all the beans in the bag!

I'm sorry, I could be a real jerk until I get my coffee.

I need that coffee shit for brains, I need it!

Uh...do you guys need your morning coffee?

No, thanks, we already got ours.

Lovely choice, aren't those begonias just gorgeous?

All right, and what do you want your personalized message to say?

Oh right, have it say this is a stick-up put all of the money in the bag.

- Do you mind repeating that? - Sure.

Yeah, it's so it should read this is a stick-up put all of the money in the bag.

Are you serious?

Yep, oh, yeah, don't forget to add "this is not a joke."

I'm completely serious: "put all the money in the bag, you stupid b**ch."

Thank you very much.

Oh, and one more question.

Do you guys do singing telegrams?

Put all the money in the bag, you dumb b**ch.