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  • -Dino just dumped me.

  • -Out of nowhere.

  • And one day we're talking about getting a... a starter dog,

  • Then he breaks up with me?

  • -It's just... out of nowhere? -Okay.

  • -Siobhan, listen, we are putting down our work,

  • I am getting us a bottle of wine,

  • And you and I are getting drunk, okay?

  • -Are you sure? You have that review later--

  • -Oh, screw my review, I'm your best friend.

  • -Best work friend.

  • -And that's what friends are for.

  • Okay?

  • [laughs]

  • -Oh, thank you. I feel so much better.

  • -Oh, that is what friends are for. [phone goes off]

  • -Right?

  • -Ugh, it's from my friend Dara from the deli.

  • She got in a fight with her husband Dean from the deli.

  • -Oh, no.

  • -Gimme a sec.

  • Dara, I am getting in my car, I am grabbing some wine, and we are getting drunk.

  • -Wait, wha-- -Bye, babe.

  • -Aren't you already drunk?

  • -Hey, Sarah! Listen, it's Cassia from Girl Scouts in the eighties.

  • I saw your post. I know you're hurting.

  • So I've got a bottle of wine and we are getting drunk, okay?

  • Call me back with your home address.

  • Kisses!

  • Katie, how was your drive in this morning?

  • -Look, I don't want to do this.

  • -What, I'm just asking about your drive! Don't be weird.

  • -Okay, fine. It was a little trafficy--

  • -So Katie, we are dropping everything,

  • I've got a bottle of wine,

  • And we are getting drunk!

  • -The fuck...

  • -Look, it's fine. I've got a bottle of wine.

  • -I don't actually need it, thank you.

  • -It's fine. Yes do you. -Mm-mm. No, this is all good.

  • -Ah, shit.

  • -Mike, it's gonna be fine.

  • -Okay, it already is fine.

  • -Well, we are getting a bottle of wine.

  • -And we are getting drunk.

  • -Stupid pen.

  • -Okay, we are getting you a bottle of--

  • -Let me guess?

  • -Wine.

  • -I got a bunch of good ones.

  • -Oh, how'd you get that tiny bruise on your finger?

  • -Oh, um...

  • Okay.

  • Okay, if it's just us, then I will admit that I did slam my finger in--

  • [muffled] -I'm here for you, Mike!

  • I was in another crisis, but I'm coming for you buddy!

  • I got a bottle of wine!

  • Your friend is here for you!

  • [sighs]

  • -Okay, Siobhan texted that she couldn't find the top to her Chapstick, so--

  • -This is an intervention.

  • You have a problem.

  • -You all... you all feel this way?

  • Sorry I... hurt you all.

  • So we'll get a bottle of wine and just--

  • -Hello! I'm Siobhan from CollegeHumor.

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-Dino just dumped me.

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