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  • Summer is around the corner.

  • We're here with up and coming fashion designer and beauty expert Candace Gladstone to discuss some hot looks for the hottest season.

  • Thank you for having me, Angela.

  • It's great to be back.

  • I love fashion.

  • Amazing.

  • Let's get started.

  • Paul here is sporting the loosest clothing he could find in his closet to cover his full body, third degree sunburn.

  • Uh oh, call the fire department.

  • That's too hot!

  • Now ideally Paul would be naked in a tub of ice water right now.

  • But, unfortunately, he has to go coach his nephew's terrible T-ball team!

  • Those kids are not coordinated!

  • Let's get Paul the hell out of here.

  • His blisters are making me gag.

  • Oh, thank you, Paul.

  • Oh, much better.

  • I see Monica is wearing a beautiful summer print maxi dress.

  • That's right.

  • Monica, who's actually had this little number in her closet with the price tag still on for five years, she decided this was finally the summer where she was going to make dresses "her thing."

  • Cute, cute, cute.

  • I love her she clearly got self-conscious right before she left her apartment so she threw on an old hoodie and completely ruined the look.

  • Adorable.

  • Thank you, Monica.

  • Now what we have here, Angela, is the classic pale man at the beach look.

  • He's wearing a free t-shirt he'd got in college, swim trunks he accidentally shrunk in the dryer, and convenience store flip-flops that really show off the dark hairs growing out of his pale, veiny little feet.

  • Oh, if I had to guess, Candace, I'd say that man will wear that shirt into the water.

  • Oh, absolutely.

  • Now this model looks fall ready.

  • Oh, hello, honey.

  • Are you are on the wrong runway?

  • Karen here said to hell with summer because she looks better in fall clothes.

  • Just barely.

  • Now she is going to be regretting this decision the moment she steps outside.

  • Really.

  • What's this, Candace?

  • Am I seeing double?

  • Our next model is in exactly the same outfit as Karen.

  • Same outfit, but for very different reasons.

  • Amy is dressed for the uncomfortable AC that blasts in the office she works in.

  • Brr!

  • Is that a space heater she's holding now?

  • It is a space heater.

  • She's going to be very uncomfortable when she gets lunch.

  • Freezing inside, but boiling outside.

  • She never gets to be comfortable.

  • Never.

  • Never.

  • Never.

  • Is that a tall little boy?

  • Are you lost, honey?

  • Someone call the police!

  • Believe it or not, Angela, Eric is a grown man, wearing a very normal grown man's summer outfit.

  • No!

  • He is!

  • Truly?

  • I wouldn't lie.

  • Ever?

  • Maybe once.

  • I did lie once.

  • Oh, you naughty girl.

  • Stop it!

  • Never call me naughty!

  • No!

  • Filthy!

  • I'll kill you.

  • Do not call me naughty.

  • You tart.

  • But the bright colors, the pockets, the sandals.

  • Adult men have no other options.

  • It's either this or they get their... wet everywhere.

  • Guess I prefer this.

  • We all do!

  • Look at all these summer outfits!

  • Like most people, they are deeply ashamed of parts of their body.

  • So they're desperately trying to cover them up while maintaining a summer look.

  • Wow.

  • That is depressing.

  • If I wasn't heavily medicated, I would feel something.

  • How do we stop this pattern?

  • Who knows?

  • Maybe we shift the cultural dialogue surrounding our bodies.

  • Shut up.

  • Oh, oh!

  • Oh!

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  • OK.

  • I all done.

  • I want my mommy now.

Summer is around the corner.

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The Worst Clothes You're Wearing This Summer

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    Ingrid posted on 2019/07/19
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