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  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • VALENTINE'S DAY AS YOU KNOW WAS

  • YESTERDAY.

  • OF COURSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE

  • THE MOST ROMANTIC NIGHT OF THE

  • YEAR.

  • IT DOESN'T ALWAYS GO THAT WAY.

  • WE THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A FUN

  • AREA FOR OUR PEDESTRIAN

  • QUESTION.

  • WE WENT ON THE STREET THIS

  • AFTERNOON, WE ASKED PEOPLE

  • PASSING BY OUR STUDIO, DID YOU

  • HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

  • IT'S A YES OR NO QUESTION.

  • THERE'S VERY LITTLE IN BETWEEN.

  • BUT HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK.

  • WE SEE A PERSON, INTRODUCE

  • HIMSELF OR HERSELF, BASED SOLELY

  • ON THAT INTRODUCTION, TOGETHER

  • WE WILL TRY TO GUESS IF THAT

  • PERSON DID INDEED "DO IT" LAST

  • NIGHT.

  • LET'S PLAY.

  • >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE

  • ARE YOU FROM?

  • >> RAYMOND FROM CANADA.

  • >> RAYMOND, DID YOU HAVE SEX

  • LAST NIGHT?

  • >> Jimmy: THINK ABOUT RAYMOND.

  • [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ]

  • >> Jimmy: A LOT OF NOES.

  • CANADIANS HAVE SEX TOO.

  • >> NO.

  • >> AND WHY NOT?

  • >> FELL ASLEEP.

  • >> IS THIS TRUE?

  • >> YEP.

  • >> Jimmy: WELL, SHE IS A LUCKY

  • LADY.

  • NEXT UP?

  • >> DID YOU HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

  • >> Jimmy: DID DUNCAN PARTICIPATE

  • IN SEX LAST NIGHT?

  • MIXED, HALF AND HALF.

  • THE ANSWER IS?

  • >> YES.

  • >> AND HOW WAS IT?

  • >> NOT BAD.

  • NOT BAD AT ALL.

  • >> WOULD YOU RANK IT THE SAME

  • WAY?

  • >> YEP.

  • IT WAS GOOD.

  • >> ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10?

  • >> I'D GIVE IT A GOOD 9.2.

  • >> WHAT CAN YOU DO TO GET THAT

  • EXTRA .8?

  • >> OH, HE KNOWS.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> DO YOU KNOW?

  • >> I GUESS I DO KNOW.

  • >> Jimmy: WELL, I DON'T KNOW, I

  • WANT TO KNOW!

  • IT'S LIKE IN A MOVIE WHERE THE

  • GUY DIES RIGHT BEFORE HE SHARES

  • THE SECRET OF LIFE.

  • ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE MORE.

  • >> MY NAME IS ERIC FROM SWEDEN.

  • >> DID YOU CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S

  • DAY IN SWEDEN?

  • >> YES.

  • >> MY QUESTION IS DID YOU

  • CELEBRATE VALENTINE'S DAY BY

  • HAVING SEX LAST NIGHT?

  • >> Jimmy: DIDDER RIB HAVE

  • SWEDISHER ROT THAT ON

  • VALENTINE'S NIGHT?

  • MOSTLY NOS, A FEW DEGRES.

  • >> NO.

  • >> WHY NOT?

  • >> WE SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM --

  • OH, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DID.

  • >> CHANGED YOUR MIND?

  • >> YES, IT WAS IN THE MORNING.

  • >> Jimmy: IN THE MORNING.

  • AFTER THEIR MORNING HERRING.

  • ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE ANOTHER

  • ONE.

  • >> PRECIOUS, I AM FROM DETROIT,

  • MICHIGAN, WHOO!

  • >> PRECIOUS, DID YOU HAVE SEX

  • LAST NIGHT?

  • >> Jimmy: AS A 12-YEAR-OLD

  • SUPERMAN STROLLS BEHIND HER.

  • DID PRECIOUS MAKE SWEET LOVE

  • LAST NIGHT?

  • LET'S SEE.

  • >> I SURE DID.

  • >> WITH WHO?

  • >> MYSELF.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • >> Jimmy: SHE SENT HERSELF

  • FLOWERS, CANDY, THE WHOLE THING.

  • YOU GET HALF CREDIT FOR THAT,

  • PRECIOUS.

  • WHO DO WE HAVE NEXT?

  • >> I'M SYLVIA AND I'M FROM THE

  • CHICAGO AREA.

  • >> LAST NIGHT WAS VALENTINE'S

  • DAY.

  • DID YOU HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

  • >> Jimmy: I THINK THE EYES MIGHT

  • GIVE IT AWAY.

  • MOST OF THE AUDIENCE SAYS SYLVIA

  • IS A YES.

  • >> NO.

  • >> AND WHY NOT?

  • >> WE HAD FLOWN ALL THE WAY FROM

  • CHICAGO, GOT UP REAL EARLY IN

  • THE MORNING.

  • BY THE TIME WE GOT TO THE HOTEL

  • ROOM AROUND 4:00 IN THE

  • AFTERNOON, WE WERE TOTALLY

  • EXHAUSTED.

  • >> WHAT ABOUT TONIGHT?

  • ANY BIG PLANS?

  • >> UM --

  • >> OH, YEAH, BIG PLANS FOR

  • TONIGHT.

  • >> WHAT'S THAT?

  • >> DINNER AND POSSIBLY SEX.

  • [ LAUGHTER ]

  • [ APPLAUSE ]

  • >> Jimmy: RUN, SYLVIA, RUN.

  • POSSIBLE SEX IS THE BEST KIND OF

  • SEX.

  • >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME AND WHERE

  • ARE YOU FROM?

  • >> Guillermo: MY NAME'S

  • GUILLERMO.

  • >> DID YOU HAVE SEX LAST NIGHT?

  • [ AUDIENCE SHOUTING ]

  • >> Jimmy: SPIDER-MAN SAYS YES.

  • LET'S FIND OUT.

  • >> Guillermo: OF COURSE, IT WAS

  • VALENTINE'S DAY, OF COURSE I HAD

  • SEX.

  • MAKE A FEW DRINKS, YEAH, I DID

  • HAVE SEX.

  • >> Jimmy: THAT IS THE GIGGLE OF

  • A VERY FUNNY LITTLE EWOK.

  • I'M TRYING TO IMAGINE THAT

  • HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

  • >> Guillermo: NO.

  • >> Jimmy: NO?

  • THANKS TO YOU, GUILLERMO, FOR

  • PLAYING ALONG.

[ LAUGHTER ]

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