Mother would be so furious.

But that's okay, I mean what she doesn't know won't kill her, right?

Oh my gosh, this would kill her.

This is so fun!

I am a horrible daughter, I'm going back.

I am never going back!

I am a despicable human being.

Woo hoo!

Best day ever!

Wanna see me do a trick?

Chip.

Oops, sorry.

What? Oh, no, no, no, no.

There is no way I am kissing a frog and eating a bug on the same day.

No, no, no, no, no.

Hello.

Hold still.

Stop moving.

You are making this very difficult.

Y'all find anything to eat yet?

Oh, my.

Hang on, Old Lewis got it comin'.

How's that?

This could be a little better.

Humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out.

See, just a little twirl here, and a yank there, and go like...

Yeah, I got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over.

Oh he's nothing but a big sweetheart.

Isn't that right, Maximus?

You've got to be kidding me.

Look, today is kinda the biggest day of my life.

And the thing is, I need you not to get him arrested.

Just for 24 hours, and then you can chase each other to your heart's content, okay?

Huhhhh.

And it's also my birthday, just so you know.

Ooooh

Aha, from the Lords Macintosh by Governor Dingwall.

Their response is no doubt...

Aiy, aiy, aiy

Stay outta my fruit, you greedy mongrels!

Not often that we have such a lovely dinner guest, eh Eric?

Hmm, this way.

Now, pour the tea.

To please your future in-laws, you must demonstrate a sense of dignity and refinement.

You must also be poised.

Um, pardon me.

And silent.

Could I just take that back?

For a moment.

Ahhhhhh!

Why you clumsy, whoa, whoa!

Ahhh, oh, oh!

Whoa!

I think it's going well, don't you?

Put it out!

Put it out!

Put it out!

And if you let me stay, I'll keep house for you.

I'll wash, and sew, and sweep and cook...

Cook?!

Can you make def-o-lumpin', uh, lump-o-defins?

Apple dumplings.

Yes!

Apple "Dumpkins".

Yes, and plum pudding, and gooseberry pie...

Gooseberry pie!

Hurray! She stays!

We've got to get out of the castle, I need your help.

Ah, all right, you can have my deserts for two, three weeks.

Okay, fine, a year.

Did not see that coming.

I am Moana of Motunui.

This is my canoe and you will journey to...

All right, get over it, we gotta move.

And, she's back.

I am Moana of Motu...

It was Moana, right?

Yes, and you will restore the heart.

Ahhh!