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  • - Okay.

  • So, apparently we're doing some kind of taste test.

  • - It's not gonna be a simple taste test.

  • - It never is.

  • (giggles)

  • Nick's about to lick Pussy Juice off my ankle

  • 'cause that's what friends are for.

  • - Shut up.

  • (playful music)

  • We're good.

  • We've got this.

  • - [Woman] Mm.

  • - [Nick] This is hair gel.

  • It's lube.

  • - And, I'm about to lick leather scented lubricant

  • off my best friend.

  • Are you clean?

  • - Yeah, I'm fucking clean.

  • - Oh, just sorry.

  • The thought of licking your body

  • just makes me feel sick.

  • I'll pretend you're a woman, somehow.

  • Go, go.

  • (groans)

  • - What the fuck?

  • I swallowed.

  • - It's like I ate 10 burnt plastic bags

  • off a hairy mans body.

  • I just feel like I couldn't get any lower in life right now.

  • Whoa.

  • - [Nick] Now, we're talking.

  • - [Woman] Are we?

  • - [Nick] Bacon.

  • - I just wonder how you could use this

  • in a sexual context.

  • It's adorable.

  • Where you gonna lick this one off me?

  • - [Nick] Put it on your cheek.

  • - Cheek?

  • Oh my god.

  • What's dripping down my face right now?

  • - Pig cum.

  • It tastes like shapes.

  • The new version.

  • The shit.

  • (laughs)

  • - It's going to your mouth.

  • - Is that just from making contact

  • with like licking my face or anything or?

  • - My tongue was like a millimeter away from your mouth.

  • What am I doing?

  • - What am I doing?

  • What are we doing?

  • - Let's smell Pussy Juice together.

  • Mm.

  • It smells like a dessert.

  • I mean.

  • - Smells like pussy.

  • (laughs)

  • - Alright, what part of my body

  • would you like to lick Pussy Juice off from, Nick?

  • (laughs) (groans)

  • The Pussy Juice is running down my legs.

  • (laughs)

  • - It tastes like lube.

  • There is no.

  • - [Woman] No flavor.

  • - No flavor.

  • (coughs)

  • - This is not what vaginas taste like.

  • - Nope.

  • - Did a man make this?

  • Yep, that's it.

  • That's what happened.

  • - When I was a kid and I swore too much,

  • my parents washed my mouth out with soap.

  • This is the shit

  • you get to make your kids to stop swearing.

  • - No.

  • No, I'm out.

  • I'm out.

  • Cut.

  • This is the worst day of my life.

  • - It even looks like cum.

  • Oh my, it smells like cum.

  • I, no, I don't wanna,

  • fuck this.

  • No, fuck this.

  • - Think of it like you're just digesting yourself.

  • - It's only fair that I try it.

  • - Have you never tried your own cum?

  • - No, I'm not weird for not trying my own cum.

  • - Did I say you were weird?

  • I was asking you a simple question.

  • - No, I have not tried my own cum.

  • - Okay.

  • Do you wanna now?

  • For all the women out there

  • that have done the same for you.

  • (laughs)

  • You're the first man in about a decade

  • to have his tongue on my body.

  • - And, you're the first girl in like four days.

  • - But, was she licking Pussy Juice off you?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Oh, hot.

  • It's like a one night stand.

  • I'm putting my clothes back on,

  • and I can't wait to get outta here.

  • One.

  • Two.

  • Hold on, hold on, fuck.

  • One, two, three.

  • (groans)

  • I can't swallow it.

  • I cannot,

  • I cannot swallow this shit.

  • - This is an all time low.

  • We're defeated.

  • I just want to go home now.

  • - Shower.

  • - It was a different experience.

  • I now have tasted what I think is cum.

  • - I ate leather,

  • and pig,

  • and semen.

  • My three most hated things

  • to put in my mouth

  • in lube form

  • off your body.

  • Alrighty.

  • Thank you so much, Nick.

  • I never wanna see you again.

  • (creaking)

  • Oh my god,

  • that was fucking disgusting.

  • - [Nick] Yeah.

- Okay.

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