And hey!

Someone get a sample of whatever fluid that is!

Thank you.

Alright, we got the murder weapon, people.

Let's get this to forensics--

Oh! It's monogrammed!

Alright, someone go arrest Tony.

He's murderin' again.

Alright, Jordy.

I'll see y'all later.

What's your problem, man?

You're on my jacket, Man.

Look, man.

It's got my monogram right here on the front!

Jacob. Sebastian. Lane.

Oh, sorry.

That's a beautiful name.

Well that is so sweet of you to say...Thank you.

I really like the lime on the brown leather.

Well, actually, it's chartreuse, but thanks man.

- I appreciate it. - Take care. - You too.

I love green bean casserole.

Is that bacon??

No! Put that spoon down!

Why?

Look right here...

It's Janet's.

She puts raisins in everything.

Raisins?!

What kind of monster...?!

It's ok...Let me just put it out of its misery...

Hey...

So, you ready for the weekend?

It's a Tuesday.

Let me see your ID.

Yeah, yeah of course!

Chadwick Miller Channing?

Mmhmm. See?

Wait a second...

Oh man!

Yeah get out of here, Chad!

If that is your real name!

He has brown hair, and brown eyes, and blue glasses--

Calm down, we'll find your child.

What is his name?

Dustin Thomas Dixon.

Attention shoppers: we have a missing child.

His name is Dustin Thomas--

Found him.

Dusty!

Where have you been?!

Heaven.

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