if it hasn't happened by now, it will take a miracle

miracles happen

what happened?

electricity flicked off all over the world

cheese

ellie bought you a present

wow

all my troubles seem so far away

now it looks as though they're here to stay

oh, I believe in yesterday

oh my

when did you write that?

I didn't write it, Paul McCartney wrote it

the beatles

who?

John, Paul, George and Ringo, the Beatles

no

stop it

yesterday, it's one of the greatest songs ever written

well, it's not Coldplay, it's not Fix You

do you genuinely not know who the Beatles are?

genuinely

then I'm in a really, really, really complicated situation

when I find myself in times of trouble

mother mary comes to me

sorry, I'm just listening to Jack's new song

What's this one called?

Leave it be

Let it be

Well, rock on Jack

Oh yeah I'll, tell you something

I wanna hold your hand

Hi, we should talk

see, we pay, and you write songs

and then, you make a ton of money

and then we take most of it

the one, the only, Jack Malley

We would like you to write something, right now

something in the way she moves

No ones ever written this many great songs

how do you do it?

tracks me like no other lover

sometimes it feels like someone else has written all the songs

I've been waiting half my life for you to wake up and love me

but I'm a school teacher, and you, are the world's greatest singer/songwriter

I'm not

Except for that you are

It's going to be the greatest album of all time

I've got two men who claim that the songs are theirs

let's see how this plays out, shall we?

There's something you should know

Please make some noise for Mr. Jack Malley

Let me just give you this advice

song title: hey dude

hey dude, are you sure?

hey dude

it's so much better

dudey, dudey, dudey