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  • Hello and welcome to episode 2 of James's Tech Reviews

  • I'm thinking of calling it something different than that I'm not sure whether that's ...

  • The Teaches of Veitches In the comments let me know what you think

  • and winner gets a, um ... oh that's not .. continuity .... continuity ... professionalism.

  • I'm becoming a proper Youtuber guys.

  • I've got some fairy lights.

  • Do you use "Waze?"

  • Waze is what I use to get around in my.. it guides you round the streets, like lots of Uber Drivers

  • Uber:BOO Lyft:YAY!

  • Now you can record your own ... GPS ... talkiness.

  • Talkiness?

  • Settings.

  • Voice Directions All Set, let's go!

  • It's quite possible we have made one or two fairly critical errors.

  • I'm going to try and bring my own ...

  • Ok. We're going to need to make a series of illegal manoeuvres fairly quickly.

  • Second exit, no third exit.

  • Er, second.

  • Mate I'm not the one who said go left.

  • Pull over because we need to rethink our entire decision making process.

  • Maybe that was me.

  • Right.

  • Uh.

  • Left.

  • Oh, you missed it.

  • You missed that one.

  • In two miles do we even want to go there anyway?

  • In a quarter of a mile .. what's the point?

  • I think it's quite funny if I get a bit passive aggressive

  • You could probably go a little bit faster couldn't you mate?

  • In seven miles .. this is taking forever.

  • I mean that is definitely too fast.

  • Re-routing beep beep beep beep beep

  • In ten miles keep right. I mean I'll probably just remind you about that at the time.

  • Traffic is building up ahead so slap on an audiobook.

  • Like get one of those ones that's really long because you definitely get value for money.

  • Like a 30 hour audio book.

  • In half a mile turn left and then immediately wonder what you're doing with your life.

  • I don't want to be a backseat driver mate but you are going a bit fast.

  • Why didn't you just get the train?

  • It probably would have been cheaper. It would have been quicker.

  • Go right, go right, no left.

  • Aren't we all just on a road .. I mean we're not.

  • Go straight on ....

  • Or take the road less travelled by.

  • Take the exit you've missed the exit.

  • This is taking forever.

  • I SAID TURN RIGHT!

  • Perform a U-Turn if it's safe to do so or

  • actually just do it anyway because there's probably no one watching.

  • Take the exit that is between exit 5 and exit 4

  • You will be at your destination in seven hours.

  • Kill me now.

  • WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ??

  • Oh no you can sorry.. I thought it was one way. My bad.

  • Can't we just turn around and go home?

  • It's much nicer at home.

  • You have arrived at your destination.

  • But just get in, get out and we'll be back home soon.

  • In thirty miles Turn right

  • And then everything will be alright

  • You've gone the wrong way it's like you're

  • Robinson Crusoe I need you to do a u-turn when it's

  • safe to do so

  • I mean that was a ludicrous rhyme

  • She said baby can't you see I wanna be famous

  • a star of the screen but you can do something

  • in between Baby you can

  • Baby you can I don't know the chords

  • Beep beep beep beep yeah Are those the chords?

  • Was that anything like what it was supposed to ..

  • And baby I love you

  • I mean some of the right notes were hit then Just not in the right ...

  • And that has been episode 2 of James's Tech Reviews

  • I think we should find a better name.

  • I forgot to mention the fact that these are available for download.

  • I'm sharing, I'm gifting it to the world.

  • Just follow the link here ..

  • I'm in a hotel.

  • Look how nice it is.

  • Fancy.

  • I've just had scones.

  • No big deal.

  • Disclaimer.

  • Don't actually use these.

  • I mean they're, if not actually dangerous, fairly distracting.

  • Do not use these when you're driving.

  • I mean.

  • Use them for a bit.

  • Just ... Do not use them.

  • I will get into big trouble.

  • Hang on, I meant to get the fire in the background.

  • Ahhhhh

  • I think, genuinely, I think YouTube is going to be big.

  • I'm gonna say it.

  • that's why I'm getting in on the ground level before anybody's really heard about it.

  • Ahhhhh Do a little subscriby.

  • You need to click the little bell thing.

  • Then you get "Alerted" to my "content."

  • Which is actually how a lot of people have described sexual manoeuvres with me.

  • As being '"alerted to my content."

  • I can't believe I said that.

  • I'm going to be slamming out a lot of vids.

  • If you get my, er, gist.

  • Can we stop doing this?

  • I think people are going to unsubscribe if they see this.

Hello and welcome to episode 2 of James's Tech Reviews

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