[Norway] I declare war on you.

[Russia] Why?

[Norway] Because your navy is shit.

[Russia] Are you really declaring war on me for not having a navy?

[Norway] Yes...

[Russia] Alright shit let's fight

[Russia] Ah yes, finally!

[Russia] Now I just need one more turn to conquer the Vikings,

and continue peacefully expanding my empire!

[IN UNISON] Warmonger!

[Russia] Oh god, what have I done...

[everyone continues to scream warmonger in background]

[Norway] Hello, friend. Can you please open your borders for us?

[England] Sure.

[Norway] Jesus, what the fuck mate?