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  • "Slytherin!"

  • We talked in our last Harry Potter video about the defining characteristics of Slytherin.

  • So in this video, we want to go a little bit further

  • and give a defense of Slytherin house.

  • Slytherin gets a bad rap.

  • "Not Slytherin, not Slytherin..."

  • This most misunderstood house in the Harry Potter series

  • tens to be written off as mean, prejudiced, or just plain evil.

  • There's not a witch or wizard who went bad who wasn't in Slytherin.”

  • But it's not really fair to let a few bad apples

  • spoil our impression of the whole bunch.

  • "Besides, the world isn't split into good people and Death Eaters.

  • We've all got both light and dark inside us."

  • And if you look closer, it starts to seem like

  • the story itself is biased against Slytherin house.

  • It's written from a very pro-Gryffindor point of view,

  • and hello, Gryffindor is Slytherin's traditional rival.

  • Imagine if the person who hates you the most wrote a book about you --

  • would you expect that to be fair?

  • "We have a very different idea about what disgraces the name of wizard, Malfoy."

  • It's kind of too bad though that this house isn't

  • framed in a more nuanced way.

  • Because if we look at the Slytherin qualities themselves,

  • this house is arguably one of the more talented, interesting,

  • and certainly the most complex of the four.

  • So here's our take on why these folks have more to offer

  • than they tend to get credit for.

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  • Outside of Harry Potter, Slytherin qualities are

  • often presented as enviable.

  • Before we get into some examples, first let's quickly recap.

  • What makes someone a Slytherin, essentially?

  • The defining characteristic is probably that Slytherins are strategists.

  • They're single-minded and cunning in achieving their ends.

  • "When I became the greatest sorcerer in the world."

  • Because they're so driven, analytical and often very smart,

  • they can achieve true excellence in their fields.

  • They tend to be more cold and calculating, patient, rational and precise.

  • They're pretty sensitive and image-conscious.

  • They're often morally complex, with both dark and light sides.

  • Thus they have the capacity to surprise us with drastic change and even rebirth.

  • Now, let's take a look at a few other stories that frame strategy and cold-bloodedness

  • as essential to any success.

  • Michael Corleone in The Godfather -- calculating, rational, always in control --

  • is probably one of the most compelling Slytherins in cinema.

  • "Fredo... he's got a good heart.

  • But he's weak, and he's stupid.

  • And this is life and death."

  • Michael shows that coldness can be very attractive,

  • "It's not personal, son.

  • It's strictly business."

  • and incredibly effective.

  • "Don't tell me you're innocent, because it insults my intelligence.

  • It makes me very angry."

  • In Game of Thrones, all of the Lannisters would be Slytherins.

  • They love power, and have a worldly understanding of how to leverage wealth.

  • "Lannisters always pay their debts."

  • Sure, Cersei shows the selfishness of a traditional Slytherin,

  • "[LAUGHS] The people?

  • You think I care?"

  • and incidentally she happens to be one of the most fun characters to watch on the show.

  • But Jaime shows the Slytherins' potential for moral complexity and change.

  • And Tyrion -- even though he turns against his family --

  • is still very much a Lannister and by extension a Slytherin type.

  • He's crafty, realistic, and logical.

  • "I've been a cynic for as long as I can remember."

  • He tries to rein in Daenerys' hot-blooded Gryffindor instincts

  • with more calculating, worldly plans.

  • "What kind of a queen am I if I'm not willing to risk my life

  • to fight them?"

  • "A smart one."

  • We'd argue, that Marvel superhero Tony Stark would be in Slytherin.

  • "Big man in a suit of armor.

  • Take that off, what are you?"

  • "Genius billionaire playboy philanthropist."

  • He's ambitious, intelligent, morally complex, and, yes, narcissistic.

  • "Textbook narcissism.

  • Agreed."

  • These traits don't make him a villain; they make him fascinating to watch

  • and adored by fans the world over.

  • "I am Iron Man."

  • Dr. Strange is also a classic Slytherin --

  • he's hardworking, precise, cold, and a little full of himself,

  • "Not only about me."

  • "Stephen, everything is about you."

  • yet in the end he's willing to make great sacrifices to do the right thing.

  • "You will spend the eternity dying."

  • "Yes, but everyone on earth will live."

  • Billions is all about how you have to be a step ahead of your opponent

  • to stay alive in the world of big money.

  • "I don't lie to myself and I don't hold on to a loser."

  • "The best way to bond with someone isn't doing a favor.

  • It's asking for one."

  • House of Cards and Scandal paint people who can't play crafty games

  • as pretty much suckers.

  • "You can't just fight the good fight.

  • We live in a real world."

  • In the worldviews of these shows,

  • to refuse to play dirty in a corrupt world isn't heroic;

  • it's dumb.

  • "You're a fool, Donald.

  • You always were.

  • Principled?

  • Idealistic?

  • A champion for the people?

  • What did you ever actually do?

  • Nothing."

  • Sound a little like the Slytherins talking about Gryffindors?

  • "We Slytherin are brave, yes, but not stupid."

  • Sherlock Holmes on the BBC's Sherlock might be a Slytherin, too.

  • He's highly intelligent and strategic, of course,

  • and he can also be distant, arrogant, and alienating.

  • "According to SOMEONE, 'the murderer has the case.'

  • And we found it in the hands of our favorite psychopath."

  • "I'm not a psychopath, Anderson, I'm a high-functioning sociopath.

  • Do your research."

  • All of those characteristics help make up the unique genius he is.

  • "Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side."

  • Eve Harrington in All About Eve comes across as somewhat villainous

  • for her Slytherin-style ambition in her quest for fame.

  • But the movie also implies this is pretty much what it takes to become a big

  • star.

  • "You'd do all that just for a part in a play?"

  • "I'd do much more or a part that good."

  • Going back to the classics,

  • Edmond Dantès in The Count of Monte Cristo would be a textbook Slytherin --

  • he's dogged and meticulous in his plan for vengeance.

  • "Don't rob me of my hate.

  • It's all I have."

  • Yet watching his scheme unfold is so satisfying --

  • because his targets very much deserve their punishment

  • and as any Slytherin knows, revenge is a dish best served cold.

  • "You'll serve your sentence in this world before you go to hell."

  • Scarlett O'Hara in Gone with the Wind would fit into this house --

  • she's a cold-blooded realist,

  • resourceful and single-minded in getting what she wants.

  • "If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill.

  • As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again!"

  • Rhett Butler loves Scarlett's ruthless, plotting inner nature,

  • but it takes her the whole story to accept that this is who she is --

  • essentially, a Slytherin --

  • and that her true love is Rhett, another Slytherin.

  • "Because we're alike.

  • Bad lots, both of us.

  • Selfish and shrewd.

  • But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names."

  • For so long, she prefers the idea of the noble-minded, placid Ashley,

  • who'd perhaps be a Hufflepuff.

  • "You'll never mind facing realities,

  • and you'll never want to escape from them as I do."

  • All these fictional characters work hard, apply themselves, and fight for what they

  • care about.

  • Likewise they see challenges in our society requires strategy and long-term planning.

  • Yale Professor John Gaddis speaks about the concept of Grand Strategists --

  • people who shows an immense talent for strategizing --

  • like Otto von Bismark, Queen Elizabeth, FDR --

  • this capacity for Grand Strategy

  • shown by the most influential world leaders of all time

  • is completely a Slytherin thing.

  • The reality is that the majority of politicians and powerful public figures

  • need to be very cunning, calculating and image-conscious

  • to get anything done at all --

  • "And that's why you need me, because I am willing to stare into the abyss

  • beyond conventional morality and do what needs to be done."

  • so it's safe to say that a lot of these people leading our world

  • throughout history and today would be in Slytherin House.

  • A big factor that plays against young Slytherins is

  • that others expect the worst of them.

  • And if everyone assumes that you're going to

  • grow up to be an evil Death Eater,