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  • Domics Intro

  • Domics: nm- Alright. Let's say you live in a condo-apartment

  • complex, or some kind of home cluster that requires

  • key access through a locked gate or door.

  • You're inside and a stranger is at the door.

  • on the other side.

  • Waving at you. (Menacingly)

  • Signaling you to open the door for them. (look of intense evil)

  • *low voice* Do you let them in?

  • I freakin' HATE being in this situation.

  • Everytime I walk into my condo building,

  • and there's someone already in the vestibule,

  • tryina' figure how the buzzer works

  • probably for my prostitute ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) neighbor,

  • They see me come in and look at me like

  • I'm their savior (domics is anime god) expecting me to open the door for them

  • open the door for them I guess I don't have

  • much of a choice, I gotta get

  • inside and I can't just open the door for myself

  • and immediately close it behind me like,

  • "No... not you only me"

  • Well, technically there is a back entrance I could use,

  • but that's on the opposite side of the building

  • and that feels like too much trouble

  • just to avoid this situation.

  • But when i'm waiting for a pizza delivery in the lobby,

  • and an outsider pleads me to open the door,

  • as if they're escaping the plague outside,

  • if I ignore them, I feel like an asshole,

  • but if i open the door for them I feel like I defeated the purpose of a security door?

  • Welp, I just let in a serial killer!

  • I sure hope everyone locked their doors and aren't depending on these doors as their only line of defense

  • Serial Killer that sounds like a pervert : "Hehe, Thanks loser! I'll kill you last."

  • I just recently came back from a trip to California for VidCon and Anime Expo.

  • I had a blast seeing old friends and meeting new ones.

  • Even though I only got to see a lot of you briefly, do know that I enjoyed whatever time we had

  • Except for when we were outside.

  • Like, what is this California? You're broken, go home.

  • Every year for anime expo, I rent out an Airbnb with some friends for the duration of the convention.

  • And this year, we got ourselves this nice apartment suite in a gated complex.

  • Unfortunately, at some point in the night we ran out of toilet paper,

  • and the Airbnb didn't have any extra rolls anywhere.

  • It was like 3 am and our drivers were too tired to go out and get some,

  • and we didn't exactly feel safe walking out in the unknown neighborhood.

  • Luckily, our friend Ehl pointed out that there was a public bathroom on the first floor of the complex, across from the gym!

  • ...Nice!

  • So, Claire and I decided to head down for some toiletry shopping

  • Ehl didn't really give us specific directions so we had a bit of trouble looking for the bathroom

  • During our search we passed by the front gate, and a guy, probably in his early 20s jogs up to the door in a slight panic.

  • Sketchy Guy: Hey! Oh thank goodness! Hi! Could you guys let me in? I was having a party on the rooftop with my friends, a-and I think I left my wallet by the Jacuzzi.

  • I-I just wanna check if it's there.

  • Domics: Literally the situation I hate.

  • Claire and I looked at each other in hesitation.

  • Domics: I-I don't think we can.

  • S-sorry man. We're just visitors here.

  • Sketchy Guy: Please, could you just help me out? I-I checked my car, it's not there

  • I'm pretty sure I left it upstairs.

  • Domics: Look, I don't know this guy. I don't know this neighborhood. I am not a bouncer,

  • it was 3 am and neither Claire nor I would have the reflex to defend ourselves from this sketchy dude if he was dangerous!

  • HE AIN'T GOT NO BISCUIT; I AIN'T RISKEN IT!

  • Butt! But he did know about the rooftop patio area with the jacuzzi,

  • So he wasn't totally making it up.

  • It was too late to pull out my fake chinese, and Claire's real chinese to pretend we couldn't understand, as an excuse to leave,

  • It was late, I was tired. There was a rumbly in my tummy and I just wanted to get some toilet paper, thanks!

  • And on a sidenote, we held the little barbecue get together with some friends the previous night,

  • And then I got contacted the next day by the host, saying there were reports of our party members damaging property

  • and vomiting over the balcony the previous night.

  • And while I believed to the extent of my knowledge that they were false accusations,

  • I didn't want to dig a deeper hole for me and my group by letting in a stranger to a private complex.

  • The door is locked for a reason

  • Domics: Sorry man. We can't.

  • Sketchy Guy: *sigh* Come on!

  • Domics: And we headed back upstairs with an extreme lack of toilet paper.

  • Do you think sketchbook paper would hurt?

  • Domics: we... couldn't find it. Also there's a dude downstairs saying he forgot his wallet by the...Jacuzzi or something.

  • We told Elle what happened and he decided to escort us to the secret bathroom himself.

  • But first we headed to the rooftop patio to check for this "wallet".

  • We looked around the Jacuzzi area; nothing!

  • We checked the rest of the patio area...

  • And on one of the tables there was a pair of shoes

  • And inside one of them...

  • A WALLET

  • Ehl: I guess he was telling the truth.

  • Claire: Wait! Check for an ID!

  • Then we will ask him for his name.

  • Assuming he's still down there.

  • Ehl: Felipe Gonzales.

  • Domics: We left the wallet where it was and headed back down.

  • He was still there.

  • Domics: Hey...

  • Sketchy Guy (Possibly Felipe): Please, I really need my wallet!

  • Ehl: Alright, so we did see one up there...

  • But I don't think we can let you in still.

  • Any chance your friend can get it for you?

  • Sketchy Guy: No...

  • They're asleep now...

  • We drank a lot!

  • I tried calling them, but they were already passed out.

  • Claire: Hold on...

  • What's your name by the way?

  • Sketchy Guy: Uhh...Chris....

  • Domics: Who the fu- That's definitely not how you pronounce Felipe.

  • Chris: Oh yeah!

  • Uhh...That's my other friend!

  • H-he was with us too.

  • Domics: Uhhhh...

  • Chris: PLEASE JUST LET ME IN!

  • I can go check for my self!

  • Domics: Uhh.....

  • Call us overly-cautious, but he just progressively became more suspicious.

  • He said he left the wallet by the Jacuzzi...

  • The only wallet we found was neither by the Jacuzzi nor belonged to a Chris...

  • He to us his "friends" were in room 208.

  • So we went up and tried knocking on their door.

  • And no one answered.

  • I guess if they were black out drunk that made sense.

  • But then again it was 3:30 at this point

  • and most people would be unconscious anyway

  • We EVEN went back to check the rooftop patio AGAIN

  • for a more thorough search

  • but... still nothing.

  • He had an excuse but we weren't in a position to be good Samaritans

  • Well, a-actually I guess to be a good Samaritans means you help no matter the situation

  • okay

  • Maybe we were just normal Samaritans.

  • Normal people... I don't know. Whatever

  • I just wanted to wipe my ass. Okay?

  • We were in unfamiliar territory.

  • Elle even mentioned later that he noticed Gang Markings on nearby walls and stop signs around the complex.

  • For all we know this guy could-of who threw-up over balcony the other night

  • We got the toilet paper, but we didn't let him in

  • I'm sorry Chris, I'm not calling you a gangster necessarily

  • but you had an unlucky night

  • He did however have his car and phone, if he did drink with his buddies it was probably best that he didn't drive that night anyway

  • I don't know call an Uber and pick your wallet up in the morning

  • I don't know if we made the right decision

  • but I felt it was the safe decision

  • Plus, what is he also knew about the secret bathroom and wanted to take the toilet paper for himself

  • HUH?!

  • Nu-huh dude. Natural selection.

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  • I had a lot of fun being able to speak with Phil DeFranco, Ben and John of the Super Carlin Bros, and Brianna

  • About Florida, an audiobook we chose to listen to and discussed on an old fashion book club.

  • If you haven't already, you can check how that went on the PhillyD channel

  • I'm sorry I was really awkward and nervous

  • BUT, I had a blast

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  • *Subtitles reviewed and fixed by Nicolas Romagnoli*

  • Oh! Why are you still here?

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