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  • Who's Yo Daddy?

  • My FatherWho's Yo Daddy?

  • My Father.  And he's better than your daddy.

  • Huh?

  • My daddy can bench press 400 pounds.  800 if he uses both arms.

  • My daddy can make a delicious pizza using nothing but found items from your backyard

  • My daddy ran a marathon in under 2 hours

  • on his hands.

  • My daddy was the lead singer of 90% of all popular 80s hair bands

  • My daddy runs the economy from an office buried deep within the earth's core.

  • My daddy catches swordfish with a fish sword.

  • A Fish Sword.

  • My daddy has a monkey butler that brings him bananas and fresh herbal teas

  • My daddy won a Pulitzer Prize the last time he wrote a list of groceries.

  • My daddy was arrested once for smelling too good and for being too handsome

  • My daddy kidnapped himself and then escaped instead of paying his own ransom.

  • My daddy jumped out of a plane and landed safely on another plane flying at a lower altitude.

  • My daddy conducted all the surveys used over the past 30 years on the Family Feud.

  • My daddy invented the wheel

  • My daddy invented inventions

  • My daddy put up a cardboard cutout of himself in our cul-de-sac for crime prevention.

  • My daddy is an astronaut fireman specializing in space fires.

  • My daddy plans to relax by working on a oil rig when he retires.

  • My daddy has a festival set up in his honor called "Dadcon," where people cosplay as my dad.

  • My daddy choreographed the knife fight for Michael Jackson's bad

  • You mean Beat it.

  • Yes. that.

  • My daddy can get gardens to grow just by looking at them in a nurturing manner.  

  • My daddy challenged the Hulk to a fight,

  • but the Hulk got scared and turned into Bruce Banner.  

  • My daddy won a best daddy competition where he and your daddy were the only competitors.

  • My daddy was an editor on Alien vs. Predator.

  • Really

  • Yeah, but he was uncredited.  

  • My daddy is an olympic gold medalist

  • in all events except "Not Being Awesome"

  • My daddy genetically engineered a plant to grow fully-fried onion blossoms.

  • My daddy could beat up your daddy.  

  • That's it?

  • Yup.

  • My daddy was elected president, but he turned it down because he was like "I don't feel like it"

  • My daddy released the kraken

  • just so he could smite it.

  • My daddy wins at every card game he plays except solitaire, where it's a draw.

  • My daddy has never failed to retrieve a prize at that game with the claw.

  • My daddy created a bbq recipe beloved by people of both north AND south carolina.

  • My daddy was asked to build a fence once

  • Maybe you've heard of it, it's called The Great Wall of China.

  • My daddy can teleport

  • My daddy has telekinesis 

  • My daddy can telekinesisport,

  • meaning he has the ability to move objects with his mind

  • and then mentally transport himself over to where he moved them

  • so he can then use that object over in the place that he moved it to

  • My daddy knows how to end a song perfectly, just like I do!

Who's Yo Daddy?

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