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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

  • "If I Had a Superpower" tweets from you guys.

  • Here we go. This first one is from @haylsann11.

  • She says...

  • My power would be to clap, and when I separate my hands a sandwich appears,

  • filling the space between my hands.

  • [ Laughter, applause ] That's fantastic.

  • Oh!

  • Three-foot hoagie.

  • Oh, you got a three-foot hoagie, dude.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Yeah. Invite you to parties and stuff.

  • That'd be awesome.

  • Me and my three-foot hoagies.

  • If we slap hands and pull back, it's a party sub?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • This one's from @aking443 He says...

  • My superpower would be detecting whether someone is going in for the high five or the fist bump.

  • [ Laughter ] It's like...

  • [ Applause ]

  • This one's from @CNHolmberg. He says...

  • If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to stretch my arm so I can actually reach the keypad on the drive-thru ATM.

  • [ Applause ] I can't do that.

  • Open the door.

  • What's that -- the tube?

  • Oh, the pneumatic tube at the banks? - Yeah.

  • -Yeah, that's good technology. -Those were back in the day.

  • That was great. [ Laughter ]

  • -That's the future man. -That's the future man.

  • Everybody's gonna go by tube.

  • [ Laughs ] Vrmm.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -We'll travel through tubes, man. -Yeah.

  • [ Gags ]

  • This one's from @PhishAndFish,

  • but the first "fish" is spelled with a "ph."

  • Ooh, like the band. Like the jam band.

  • Yeah, Phish. She says...

  • I'd want the superpower to look into the future when I start any Netflix Series,

  • and see if I'm satisfied enough at the end that it's worth the time commitment.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] There we go.

  • -Wow. -That is -- That's a superpower.

  • Fantastic.

  • [ Laughs ]

  • Doesn't wanna know the ending.

  • Just wants to know if she's satisfied.

  • This one's from @BridgePidge22.

  • BridgePidge22 She says...

  • I want the superpower to always, in one try, turn the shower dial to "exactly the right hot.

  • [ Applause ] Ahh. Boop.

  • Perfect.

  • This one's from @GeorgeDarkow. He says...

  • My dream power would be the ability to successfully insert USB cables on the first try.

  • [ Applause ]

  • Nope!

  • Flip it.

  • -Flip it. -And reverse it.

  • And reverse it.

  • This one's from @jamiewboggs. He says...

  • My superpower would be "never encountering another human being in a public restroom, ever."

  • And there you go. Those are "The Tonight Show" hashtags.

  • To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

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