#IfIWonTheLottery stories from you guys.

This first one's from @Jerrikaswag.

She says, "I would get Britney Spears and her backup dancers

to come to my house and sing 'Work Bitch'

while my kids did their chores."

[ Laughter and applause ]

Yeah.

This one's from @Kevintjackson.

He says, "I would pay Morgan Freeman to move in with me

and narrate my activities."

[ Laughter and applause ]

"He ordered that pad Thai again for dinner."

This one's from @Kristinrose124.

She says, "I'd hold a 'Bachelorette'-style

rose ceremony for every person I know

where they find out if they made the cut

to be part of my awesome rich life."

[ Laughter and applause ]

"Sorry, Kayla, you're not getting a rose."

This one's from @Daveholmestv. -Yeah!

He says, "I would finally get my own HBO Go subscription

and stop using my ex's password."

Hey! [ Laughter and applause ]

Small goals.

-This one is from @ewokabby. -Yeah.

She says, "I would pay off my student loans

and then with the extra $4 left,

I'd buy a bean crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell."

[ Cheers and applause ] That's not bad.

-That might be the best one. -Yeah, that's the best one.

This one's from @wooddr0.

He says, "I would buy a rocket ship,

fill it with all the mosquitos,

then launch it directly into the sun."

Yeah! [ Laughter and applause ]

Mosquitos.

This last one's from @Chrisorem10.

He says, "I would fly some people who believe

the Earth is flat to outer space

just so I could point at the Earth

and be like, 'Look, dumbass.'"

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