Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Well dressed, beautiful black woman in Seattle. I think you're about 80,000 right now. - Okay. - Oh. (laughter off set) - Sounds like I was wrong! (loud laughter) (soft tuba music) - Hello! - I'm Rain. - My name is Catalina. - I'm Dae Shik Kim Hawkins Jr. - Um, how much do I make a year? Let me do some basic Asian math. 35,000. - I made 57,000 dollars last year. I did pretty good. - Probably somewhere under like 20,000. I'm a student, computer science. - Oh that's fun! It's kind of like fucked up too. (loud laughter) - Income? Thank God. I was told I was guessing penis sizes. - This is gonna be really hard, I'm already nervous. Like, oh man I don't even know! I don't even know my stereotypes. - Hello! Waylene. - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you. - Strong handshake. - You definitely feel like you have more money than me, so. - Your boobs are - beautifully placed. - Thank you. - Whoever did that shit, go back and send them a card. They did it. - What year car do you have? - 2016. - BMW. - Okay. - And have you traveled anytime recently? - I travel at least once or twice a month. - I think you're very rich. 300K a year. You'd probably be a millionaire if you were white, probably. - If I was white! - Can I see your ring again? Wow, that's nice. That why I got it at Claire's. I'm gonna guess 200,000 dollars a year. - I think you make like 50 to 60,000 dollars a year. - 80,000 dollars. Cause Imma say you a hoe. Off bat, I'm just gonna say that she's a hoe. No if you're not a hoe you should think about it, cause it could pay for whatever you keep doing to keep yourself looking this nice! It's nice meeting you. (clapping off set) - Thank you, very nice meeting you too. - Interesting, what is this? - Ah, it says, "October 31, 2005 True Love Forever." It was when my first wife tried to stab me to death in a coke-induced rage. - Oh. (laughs loudly) - Can I ask are you a trust fund baby secretly? - No, I actually grew up homeless. - Are you still homeless? - No, no. I do get asked that though. - Okay you're not homeless. - Do you get to wear this to work? - Yes! - So you get to wear this to work? - Yeah. - I'm gonna guess you make 55,000 dollars a year. - You probably make about like 60,000 a year. Like carpentry or like a construction worker. He's carrying a knife. That's just something you can tell he carries on him every day. Like I carry my keys. - You work stock at Hot Topic. So you make 15 an hour. - Sweet. - Can I get a discount? - No. - Okay, see ya. (laughs loudly) - You look nice. - Thank you. - You look coordinated. - I'm doin alright. - You make money don't you? - You do tech shit and you make money. - What type of phone do you have? - I have an iPhone. - Is it the X? - No. - Is it the 10? - Uh, no. - Is it the 15th? - It's the nine or something? - Oh it's the nine okay so. - Newish? - Newish, okay. - When's the last time you've been into a Ross? - Um. (laughter off set) - Real recently. - Don't lie. - Entrepreneur makes upwards of 100,000 a year. - I don't know, he has good fashion. He looks happy, I mean he looks like he doesn't miss a meal, so. - Also true. (laughter off set) - Yo, you could be a pyramid scheme manager person. - It's possible. - That's not impossible. - Uh-uh. - Three million a year. - Three million. - Yeah, I think you're famous. You have a famous face. - Thank you, I've actually heard that before. - He's famous. - My name's Cat. - Lamont, nice to meet you. - Lamont, I like your sweater. - Thank you, appreciate it. - You smell like weed. - That's very indicative. - You smell like marijuana. - I think you work at a weed shop. (Lamont laughs) (loud laughter) - How much do you think I make? - 50,000 a year bro. You either are a motivational speaker to youth in high schools. - Mhmm. - Or work at a phone sex hotline. (Lamont laughs) Cause you got a good voice dude. You got a good voice. - What do you do for fun? - Work. - You work or fun? - I was raised by a first generation Germans. - [Cat] Oh, okay. - Work is fun. - [Cat] Work is fun. (laughter off set) Work is fun. - Look at his belt and his boots. And then he's standing right now, that's like low key at ease. He's just like settling into his natural stance as in the military. I can tell you've killed some people. - Can I see your hands. Oh they are rough, he's worked. I think he's mechanic. He makes a good living like I would say like maybe 200,000 a year? Own your own shop you can make a lot. - 10 grand a year, legally. - Thank you. - Thank you. - Why did he do that? - Carlos. - Ryan. - Ryan? I'm gonna kinda like look you over. - Alright, check me out? - And judge you. - How old are you? - I'm 20. - 20. - You definitely either the make up of a tech bro or a youth pastor. - Oh. - Sleeves rolled up so hip youth pastor, sorry. - Do you work full time, part time? - Part time and full. - [Cat] Part time an full? - So like you have multiple part time jobs that make it full time? - [Ryan] Yes. - Are you a college student? - Yes. - This man makes not a dime. I think he lives with his parents. But like he's gonna be that kid in five years who has kids who are driving Porches. - Lamborghini's and Porches. - Right, right. Well it was nice meeting you. - Nice meeting you, Carlos. - So what does my appearance say to you? - Well you care about your appearance. I mean you dress nice, I really do like the dress. Where do you shop? I guess that's a good place to- - Wherever that gets me a good deal. - Okay, good deal? Okay. - Do you own any scrubs? - I do. - Yo, you're a nurse? I know it, she's a nurse. You're not like a head nurse yet. Somewhere under 50. - So I would say like 35 to 40,000 a year. - Well dressed, beautiful black woman in Seattle. Two steps away from cracking the top. Getting really that luxurious life you want. I think you're about 80,000 right now. - Okay. - Oh. (laughter off set) Sounds like I was wrong. - Hello. - Hi! - Hi, how are you? - Good, how are you? - I'm doin really good. I'm like awkward because I'm judging you as I'm trying to be nice to you. I'm like, "Judging you!" - You've got ripped jeans, but intentionally ripped. The rip is about a size of somebody who knows about fashion. - I love the shoes, I love the pants. With this asymmetrical blouse. Where did you get that? - Nordstrom. (Carlos sighs) - She shops as Nordstrom for this. - A little bit more than 40,000. She's probably somebody's manager, you have a manager face. - I have a manager face. - Yeah you look like somebody people would be mad at a lot. - Yes, I think you gather people and motivate them, and you wrote a book and your face is on the cover. It's probably, safely, on the number two. - Right on that shelf. - Save wave best seller! - Yes, probably have a cult following, so probably one million dollars. - You make 75,000 dollars. - She's an entrepreneur, she makes 100,000 a year. It was nice meeting you. - It's nice to meet you too. - No, okay go to the Good Will! They got great clothes. (Cat sighs) - I think I got them, I got one right. - I think I'm very wrong. - I feel like one of those people were homeless and y'all are tryin to trick me. - The construction guy. But I'm not sure. - Okay. Okay. - The famous guy! - What's up? - I'm so nervous! I'm nervous right now! - Alright, I really wanna know who I got right and wrong. You do tech don't you, mother fucker? (loud laughing) - Alright, come on up. Was I right? - No. - Oh. What happened? - I'm not broke. - Oh. (loud laughing) But why are you still in the bottom? - Cause I'm the brokest out of you.