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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"I lost a bet" stories from you guys.
This first one is from @ughimtiredd.
[ Laughter ]
I bet my sister I could eat an entire spoonful of salt.
We both lost, because two seconds later I threw up all over her.
[ Laughter and applause ]
-Oh. -That's a bad bet.
This one's from @kingedhill.
Once I bet my 12-year-old brother that he wouldn't have the guts to hit my uncle in the crotch.
He won the bet and everyone got grounded for a month.
[ Laughter and applause ]
That's a good bet.
Come on, you gotta.
This one's from @JamesBoesen.
I lost a bet and now I have a tattoo under my belly button that says "Fun Size" with an arrow pointing down.
And even worse,I had to pay for it.
-That's it. -Oh.
-Why? -That's a bad --
That's a bad bet.
This one from @whoopiepie10.
I once bet that I could get my parakeet to land on my finger.
I opened the cage and he flew out the window.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Lost two things that day.
This one's from @MisterWhitworth.
-Hmm. -Wow.
-I like that. Yeah. -Yeah. Classic.
Sounds like a syrup. [ Laughter ]
I bet my friend $50 that he wouldn't play the song "Moto Psycho" by Megadeth on repeat in his car,
with the volume all the way up, for an entire month.
Joke was on me - he was my ride to school every day.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Why'd you make the bet in the first place?
This one's from @Michaelbrunette.
I once jokingly bet my soul to a buddy of mine while playing darts.
He stills calls me in the middle of the night to remind me I have no soul.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Laughs ]
This is pretty funny. This is bizarre.
This one's from @Clarky Lawson.
-That's a good name. -Clarky Lawson.
This is @Clarky Lawson98.
My friend bet that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl this year.
This was his punishment. Look at this tattoo.
[ Audience "ohhs", laughs ]
-Never seen anything like that. -What?
Is that a storm trooper helmet?
That looks like a tasteful nude is what that was.
[ Laughter ]
With a storm trooper helmet.
[ Laughter ]
-Clarky! -It's a tasteful nude
with a storm trooper mask, yeah. -Yeah. Clarky.
The last one is from @Lewan34.
I bet my sister that if she passed her nursing exam
I got to name her future fourth kid.
Guess whose kid is going to be named Optimus Prime?
[ Laughter ]
#ShePassed."
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