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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite Thanksgiving fails from you guys.
This first one is from @msshawn80.
She says...
My grandpa was making mashed potatoes when his dentures fell into them.
He stared right at me, and after he put them back in, said, "Don't you tell a soul."
[ Laughter, applause ]
Shh! Shh!
-You can't handle the tooth. -It never happened.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @sarahbeezie. She says...
My uncle got so drunk that he was cutting his turkey with the knife handle.
[ Laughter ] Oh, there you go.
Oh, a lot of blood coming out of the turkey.
-It's your hand, Uncle Bill! -My fingers came off!
[ Laughter ]
-Cutting with the knife handle. -Yeah.
It falls right off the bone.
Oh, my God.
Falls right off the bone.
Great job. Moist bird this year, honey.
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @Tinamarie0713. She says...
One year my grandmother kept complaining about the awful snacks. She was eating potpourri.
Oh! [ Laughter ]
This tastes like lavender!
-[ Laughs ] -[ Imitates crunching ]
It was nice kissing her goodnight, though.
It was very lovely. You smell great, yeah.
Very fresh.
Your breath smells like Nantucket Briar. [ Laughter ]
[ Laughs ]
Nantucket Briar.
This one is from @IslaClifford1. She says...
Two years ago, my aunt forgot the turkey and my cousin forgot the desserts.
So our Thanksgiving dinner was just different kinds of potatoes.
[ Laughter, applause ] Yeah!
[ Gruffly ] Red potato.
-French-fried potaters. -French-fried potaters.
Scalloped potaters.
[ Laughs ]
[ Normally ] This next one's from @inchilliwack.
He says...
Should have used the pie pan.
Look at this photo. Oops.
[ Laughter ]
-That's what happens? -Solid crust, yeah.
I never knew what would happen if I didn't use it.
Took it out of the pie pan. [ Laughs ]
I'm not gonna let this burn in my [laughs].
[ Laughs ] Don't wanna waste this good aluminum foil.
Oh, this one's good. This one's from @lachute9.
She says...
One year my mother-in-law was making gravy. She poured the gravy in a strainer,
but she forgot to put a pan underneath to catch the liquid and poured it all down the sink.
That's totally something -- [ Laughs ]
-Just pour the whole thing. -I strained it!
This one's from @KelseyChole01. She says...
One Thanksgiving I tried out my new chocolate fountain, but it broke and spun out of control.
Hot fondue got everywhere and then it hardened.
Just look at the photo. That's real.
She sent a photo right there.
-Oh, my... -Oh!
-I didn't even know you could... -That's a fon--
-That's a fon-don't. -That's a fon-don't.
This last one is from @ThisIsErikaC.
She says...
One year the turkey still had pink juice coming from it after cooking, but my dad said it was just "leg juice."
Everybody but me ended up with food poisoning.
Oh, gross. There you go.
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Evangeline published on October 30, 2018    Liang Chen translated    Evangeline reviewed
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