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  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • You cannot turn on the TV or go online or walk out

  • of your house without seeing at least one Kardashian.

  • And in fact, there's one here today.

  • Please welcome my friend, Khloe.

  • Kim Kardashian West

  • Kourtney Kardashian.

  • Kendall Jenner.

  • Chris Jenner.

  • Kylie Jenner.

  • And the lesser-known Kardashian sister, my name

  • is Karla Kardashian.

  • So you made a deal with E! to do the show another five years,

  • is that right?

  • Right.

  • For $150 million.

  • And my cut is what?

  • Like, if I'm Karla.

  • Well-- there's your cut.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Oh, look.

  • It's says "Karl" on it.

  • And then we just added the "a."

  • The "a."

  • Oh, I see.

  • Yeah.

  • I see.

  • What's something you're afraid of?

  • Uh, whales and bellybuttons.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • That's not normal?

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Whales?

  • Freakiest thing ever.

  • Like--

  • You're afraid of them?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • And belly buttons?

  • Don't get me started.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Kim's makeup line, as you know, is very, very successful.

  • And I just love her so much, and I'm really wanting to--

  • I think you're going to need this.

  • Oh my God.

  • Kim.

  • Uh-- ohh.

  • Uh, YMCA?

  • Uh, [INAUDIBLE]

  • I don't even know.

  • It's like-- Oh.

  • Um.

  • No, come on.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Rockettes.

  • Uh, cheerleader.

  • Yes, there you go.

  • I'd like to talk about Caitlyn So the first time you saw her,

  • I heard, was a hilarious story.

  • So funny.

  • I was super-drugged up coming home from the dentist,

  • and I guess I was just trying to FaceTime every family member.

  • So Caitlyn is FaceTiming, and she is fully now Caitlyn.

  • Fully Caitlyn.

  • And that's the first time you saw her,

  • when you were high on drugs from the dentist?

  • Mm-hm.

  • Maybe you were just so high, you thought you saw Caitlyn.

  • You must find it even hard to keep up with the Kardashians

  • now.

  • I wake up and I need a vodka.

  • I'm going to have you do different exercises

  • and different emotions.

  • Sad jump roper Good.

  • Surprised lunge.

  • [GASPS]

  • Yeah.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Yeah.

  • To think you're having a baby anytime,

  • and you just told us it's a girl.

  • Oh, yes.

  • [CHEERING]

  • I'm not supposed to tell anybody.

  • Kourtney is also pregnant as well.

  • Stop making up rumors about me.

  • What?

  • I'm not pregnant.

  • I confused you with Kendall, because Kendall's pregnant.

  • [CHEERING]

  • You got to chill because I'm not pregnant.

  • You have to chill is what you do.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Never have I ever walked in on my mom with a guy.

  • Oh God, I've never.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • I've heard her--

  • I live with her, so I heard her from downstairs,

  • and that's just as bad--

  • Oh my God!

  • --as [INAUDIBLE] it.

  • It was mortifying.

  • We sent Kris Jenner to the $0.99 store here in Burbank.

  • You know what I can do?

  • You know what I can do?

  • Finger dance.

  • I can finger dance.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [CHEERING]

  • [SCREAMING]

  • [CHEERING]

  • Oh my gosh!

  • [CHEERING]

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