[Dunk] 38 seconds, IGN.

You made it 38 seconds, without saying "It makes you feel like Spider-Man"

Eh!

Except in the written review, where it's literally the first sentence.

[IGN Guy] "I wanted Marvel's Spider-Man on PS4 to make me feel like Spider-Man."

[Dunk] He did it twice! (The guy is probably a Dunkey fan)

He did it-

[IGN Guy] "-coupled with gameplay that made me feel like Spider-Man"

"nearly every step of the way." *Dunkey Laughs*

"Spider-Man's o-"

*Dunkey laughs*

[Dunk] What?!

Ah!!! Haha!

Good thing we have Kotaku

covering the real news about how people are mad that they took out a puddle.

[Spidey] "Hey guys..."

[Dunk] "It's me, Spider-Man."

Oh!

Oh the-

Pah!

Ooh!

Up in the air...

Off the wall-

Ooh!!!

Oh, my goodness!

Aw!

Aw, no!

[Enemy] "Who's gonna stop us now?"

[Dunk] Batman!

I can do this.

I've...

played Knack.

Oh, no!

Now, I really gonna have to hit ☐.

Ughh...

Ughh...

[Spidey] "What?"

*Dunkey laughs*

[Dunk] That- That-

That's not a real holiday, Spider-Man!

[Dr. Octopus] "It's fine, Parker."

"I've invented this equipment"

"I think I can handle it."

*clock ticking*

[Dunk] What is this?

[Spidey] "All I did was save this kid's balloon from floating away"

"and he made me this."

[Dunk] Should have kept the balloon.

That's a shit drawing.

Look at the arms!

The arms are way too big.

Pah!

Oh...

Peh!

Yee...

Boh!

*Laughs*

Woh!

Pah!

Wah!

[Spidey] "I think that's all of them." [Dunk] Woo!

You can tell that they were really proud of this part of the game...

when they have a button that just lets you skip it entirely. (laughing)

Whoa!!!

It's the towers off of Assassin's Creed!

Ooh!

It's the trailing mission off of Assassin's Creed!

Ooh...

It's the part where you have to follow a trail of dust.

[Spidey] "Catch that pigeon."

[Dunkey] Okay

Now, I'm MJ....

Now, I'm a random little kid...

Wha-

Whoa!

Whoa!

You can be Spider-Man in this?

Fighting bad guys?!

Holy...

Damn, that was fun!

That makes you think!

Like they should just do a whole video game

and you play as Spider-Man fighting bad guys.

and call it "Spider-Man".

That shit would be amazing.

*Dunkey singing the Spider-Man PS4 Main Theme Song*

Look at this!

This is amazing.

This is-

Ooh!

Gonna-

Ooh!

Come on!

You know this is cool.

This is definitely the best part of the game.

They really nailed this part.

But...

No Bonesaw?

No Big Wheel?

I gotta give it a zero.

Shit game!

- "Fuck you, Spider-Man" (Dunkey makes the dialogue)

"and the boat you rowed on!"

- "Oh, god damn!"

- "Me and you can rule this city, Spider-Man" - "Shut up!"

- "Or we can just fight to the death."

[Bad guy] "Whoop his ass!"

[Dunk] Oh, I'm gonna whoop his ass.

See ya!

Next guy.

Bop.

Bop.

See ya!

Next.

Here we go!

He-

Yah!

See ya!

Next one!

Yah!

Bye-bye!

Oh, my god!

That's all the information on the top secret bio-weapon Oscorp has been developing.

Thank God they put it all on a fucking PowerPoint presentation.

*Dunkey laughs*

"Maintain Secrecy."

"If this gets out..."

"Could bring down all of Oscorp."

*Dunkey laughs*

Alright, Bob.

Let's do our magic trick.

Here we go!

Oooooooooh...

There it is, baby.

Shh!

Everybody, shut up.

I gotta- This is stealth mission.

I gotta figure out how to take out this guy in the guard tower...

without alerting anyone.

Oh, there we go.

Perfect!

Oh shit, Doc Ock.

Are you playing Halo out here?

Shoot that guy!

There you go.

Shoot that guy!

Oh, no-

Are you playing the original Xbox controller?

[Dr. Octopus] "Damn it!"

"This is all your fault"

[Dunk] "Xbox"

[Dr. Octopus] "Son of a-"

[OUTRO] ♪ "Main Menu Theme" - Spider-Man (2000 video game) OST ♪