Sandwiches and I can't wait, I really really need to eat.

I haven't eaten in days in preparation for this.

-It's steak and cheese with onion -yeah

Ah! So good

-There's tons of it -...lots of meat - It's meat cause Americans are meaty aren't they?

What's not to like you know. You got meat, cheese. Is there cheese in it?

Absolutely stunning!

-Okay I was always hoping we'll get one of those. -A Philly cheese steak.

Is it called a Philly steak sandwich because the cows are from Philadelphia?

-You wouldn't wanna be... on the first date. -Yeah - So, how are you doing?

So this is gonna be one of these rare Facts videos where everything's going to be great?

It looks like something from the inside of the drain pipe between two slices of bread

It's not very inventive is it? Like, Hey ma what did you make today. Well... What do we have... Here's some bread. Shut up.Here's some meat.

It's like a burger without all the accoutrement that you need.

It's not even that bad, it's just a mess

It's very tasty. But you know it's not good for your arteries.

It does need more, it needs cheese.

Is that like going sloppy Joe?

Is this prawn?

Prawn sandwiches are... I thought that was a very British thing

Nope

It gets nicer the more I eat. It gets way nicer the more I eat.

-Sauce is kind of unusual, isn't it? what is the sauce? -Oh! Back taste!

A bit of burger sauce

Shrimp Po boy. Oh okay, I knew I had it.

-The common man sandwich. -Yeah - I like it. The little Po Boy

This... I immediately think, straight away, it looks really really good cause it's got pickles.

And this. What's this here? this look like Yoda's penis

It's smells like... vinegar

You know what? It's pretty good

Not great. Okay now... It's kinda slowly... Okay no.

-Mustard, pastrami, pickle. -Ah, it's pastrami, yeah mustard -That's it.

When I had it, it just felt like ham and mustard...Ah, that's nice and then all of the sudden it just started getting more sour like

Good, I don't usually eat raw meat but if I had to I would eat that.

-Oh common! peanut butter and jam.

-Never tried it. -Huge fan. -We have peanut butter, we have jam. -(both) It's called jam.

Americans' national identity is strongly attached to that.

-No, oh my god. -No?

I'm sorry if that's attached to your national identity It's awful.

It's nice actually, it's very sticky, isn't it?

I love it cause I think it's like savory mixed with sweet and it's pretty great, you know?

*Both dancing and singing fabulously* It's peanut butter jelly time! Peanut butter jelly time. Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly

-You know, the variety is what makes sandwiches so special. -Exactly, you can do so much. -You can literally.

Like, I could take two pieces of bread and put Blaithin head in between and she is a sandwich. Nobody has a mouth big enough to eat my head.