Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - (tool) I got a gun. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang. - (Ian) SHUT UP!!! - Looking good, cutie. Pew! Pew! (laughs) How you doin', my man? Pew! And what about you, bro? Pew! Pew! (gunshot) (bro shrieks) - What did you do? He's f*cking dead! - All I did was this. (gunshot) (man groans) - What the hell is going on? - Quick, I need one of you guys to call for help. - Who? - Yeah, which one of us? - I don't care! You! (gunshot) - OH GOD! Don't kill me, don't kill me. - I'm not gonna kill anyone. I just need you to call for help because I don't have a phone. - A what? - A phone! (gunshot) (thud) - What the f*ck is going on?! (gunshots) (people screech) (sigh) - Hey, Chet. Hey, buddy. Why don't we all just calm ourselves and put the guns down. - Well, Courtney, I'd love to, but the problem is... they're my fingers. - Okay, then just make a fist for me. - Okay. - (Courtney) Good. Now the other one. - Okay. What about my thumbs? - I'm sure they're fine. - Sweet! (gunshot) (bullet ricochets) (groan) - Mother f*cker! (battle cries) - All right, this is a robbery! Nobody move. - They look like they're already not moving. - Ah, they look very dead or sleepy. - Like an after-lunch food coma. - After lunch? It's only 10 AM. - So, like, a brunch? - Ah, yes. - No, no, no, no. Brunch happens after 11 AM, dumb ass. - (Chet thinking) This is my calling. God has blessed me with this power to stop my whole office from being robbed, even though I already killed everyone here. - Okay, okay, guys. Can we just agree that brunch happens after 10 AM, but before noon, okay? - Okay. - Hey, dick heads. (chuckles) Get ready to meet your maker. (chuckle) (all laugh) - Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew! - Stop, wait! We're faking it. - Wait, what? - Yeah, we were sick and tired of your finger gun bull sh*t, so we decided to teach you a lesson. - What about the blood and the gunshot sounds and everything? - I bought this clicker online. (gunshot) - And we all had fake blood packets. - And I peed my pants just to sell it more! (groans in disgust) - Wait, so I didn't really kill anyone? - No. - Good one, guys! (laughs) I mean, it was f*cked up, but that's a good one. - Gotcha! (laughter) - Okay, can you guys just hurry up because we really want to get to brunch. - We're very hungry. - Uh, it's, like, 10 AM. - Yeah, dude, what the f*ck? - (all) SHUT UP! - You know what? I've had it with your American talkie talkie. You guys are going to die now! Chick, chick, ka-boomie! Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom! Chick-kah-kah! Kah-boom! What? Guys? It's not working! (laughter) It's not working! - I'm sorry, man! - We were messing with you the whole time. - You know, screw you guys! Sha-boom! Sha-boom! (laughter) - Everything is a lie! I'm just going to end it and you'll be so sorry! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! (all) OH! (laughter) - Noooo! - You can try it again, but do this faster. - Okay, okay. (all laugh) - Okay, okay. Who wants brunch? - Yeah. - Yeah, sure. - Brunch sounds very good. - That sounds nice. - You keep doing what you are doing. - (muffled) All right. (mumbling) Ah. Ah, guys, I just realized what that looked like. GROSS! It's kind of funny, but it's gross. Ew. Bleh. - (Anthony) Hey, guys, thanks for subscribing. Click that little video on the left to watch bloopers from this video and this: - I'll make love to you Like you want me to - (Ian) And click the video on the right to check out our new show on Smosh2, featuring Noah, called Put It in My Mouth. (belches) - Uh, that was a natto burp. (repetitive belching) - (Anthony) And because we're really dumb and didn't search YouTube to see if anyone else did a video like this, our friends at The Warp Zone did a finger guns video too at the same office we shot in. Check out their video by clicking the link down in the description below.