B2 High-Intermediate US 48 Folder Collection
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- (tool) I got a gun.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.

Bang, bang.
- (Ian) SHUT UP!!!

- Looking good, cutie. Pew! Pew!
(laughs) How you doin', my man? Pew!
And what about you, bro? Pew! Pew!
(gunshot)
(bro shrieks)

- What did you do?
He's f*cking dead!
- All I did was this.
(gunshot)
(man groans)

- What the hell is going on?
- Quick, I need one
of you guys to call for help.

- Who?
- Yeah, which one of us?

- I don't care! You!
(gunshot)
- OH GOD!

Don't kill me, don't kill me.
- I'm not gonna kill anyone.
I just need you to call for help
because I don't have a phone.

- A what?
- A phone!
(gunshot)

(thud)
- What the f*ck is going on?!
(gunshots)
(people screech)
(sigh)
- Hey, Chet.
Hey, buddy.
Why don't we all just calm ourselves
and put the guns down.
- Well, Courtney, I'd love to,
but the problem is... they're my fingers.
- Okay, then just make a fist for me.
- Okay.
- (Courtney) Good.

Now the other one.
- Okay. What about my thumbs?
- I'm sure they're fine.
- Sweet!
(gunshot)

(bullet ricochets)
(groan)
- Mother f*cker!
(battle cries)
- All right, this is a robbery!
Nobody move.
- They look like they're already not moving.
- Ah, they look very dead or sleepy.
- Like an after-lunch food coma.
- After lunch? It's only 10 AM.
- So, like, a brunch?
- Ah, yes.

- No, no, no, no.
Brunch happens after 11 AM, dumb ass.
- (Chet thinking) This is my calling.
God has blessed me with this power to stop
my whole office from being robbed,
even though I already killed everyone here.
- Okay, okay, guys.
Can we just agree that brunch
happens after 10 AM,

but before noon, okay?
- Okay.

- Hey, dick heads. (chuckles)
Get ready to meet your maker.
(chuckle)
(all laugh)
- Pew, pew! Pew, pew, pew, pew!
- Stop, wait!
We're faking it.
- Wait, what?

- Yeah, we were sick and tired
of your finger gun bull sh*t,

so we decided to teach you a lesson.
- What about the blood
and the gunshot sounds and everything?

- I bought this clicker online.
(gunshot)
- And we all had fake blood packets.

- And I peed my pants just to sell it more!
(groans in disgust)
- Wait, so I didn't really kill anyone?
- No.
- Good one, guys!
(laughs)
I mean, it was f*cked up,
but that's a good one.

- Gotcha!
(laughter)

- Okay, can you guys just hurry up
because we really want to get to brunch.
- We're very hungry.
- Uh, it's, like, 10 AM.
- Yeah, dude, what the f*ck?
- (all) SHUT UP!
- You know what? I've had it
with your American talkie talkie.

You guys are going to die now!
Chick, chick, ka-boomie!
Chick-kah-kah!
Kah-boom!

Chick-kah-kah!
Kah-boom!

What? Guys? It's not working!
(laughter)

It's not working!
- I'm sorry, man!
- We were messing with you the whole time.
- You know, screw you guys!
Sha-boom! Sha-boom!
(laughter)

- Everything is a lie!
I'm just going to end it
and you'll be so sorry!

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
(all) OH!
(laughter)
- Noooo!

- You can try it again, but do this faster.
- Okay, okay.
(all laugh)
- Okay, okay.
Who wants brunch?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure.

- Brunch sounds very good.
- That sounds nice.

- You keep doing what you are doing.
- (muffled) All right.

(mumbling)
Ah. Ah, guys, I just realized
what that looked like.

GROSS!
It's kind of funny, but it's gross. Ew.
Bleh.
- (Anthony) Hey, guys,
thanks for subscribing.

Click that little video on the left
to watch bloopers from this video and this:

- I'll make love to you
Like you want me to
- (Ian) And click the video on the right
to check out our new show

on Smosh2, featuring Noah,
called Put It in My Mouth.

(belches)
- Uh, that was a natto burp.
(repetitive belching)
- (Anthony) And because we're really dumb
and didn't search YouTube

to see if anyone else did a video like this,
our friends at The Warp Zone
did a finger guns video too

at the same office we shot in.
Check out their video by clicking the link
down in the description below.

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FINGER GUNS

48 Folder Collection
s95 published on August 28, 2018
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