I know.

I just unmuted you on Twitter last night.

Aw, thanks.

Yeah, no prob.

That's such a huge step.

You don't hate me as much anymore. I'm so happy.

I'm so glad we're doing your video first, so we get all of this shit

Yeah, you happy?

Yeah, have fun editing this, whoever's editing this.

Cool cool cool, thanks moonshine!

Hi guys, I'm Stevie, and this is -

I forgot - hi - we're filming a video. Hello!

This is Ally Hills. She's my ex-girlfriend, if you didn't know.

And today we're gonna be watching old videos of us together

for your entertainment. You're fucking welcome.

Oh, it's gonna be so bad.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm not even gonna be cringing about us, I'm gonna be cringing just about me.

I know like, oh my god. Ohhhh god

Okay, you ready? Let's just go in.

Let's just go in.

[inaudible arguing]

[blonde] Shut the fuck up!

[Ally] Yeah, that's our relationship.

No!

That's an accurate representation.

That was our on-screen relationship, we never screamed at each other like that

if the camera wasn't on.

This is not gonna go well.

That's not - we weren't mad.

I know.

So we did though, and people were like

[screeching noises]

every time we hung out

and I was like, "No guys, it's fine.

It's a fucking joke."

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so we were like that. We were like that in real life.

Okay.

This is going off really well.

[video] Yeah, well you're a lesbian, well fuck you.

But I love you.

Yeah!

Fucking suck another dick. What do you want?

No, she said her sexuality...

[Ally] The fact that there's no context.

Oh my - I know what I'm gonna say.

Oh my god.

Are you ready?

No!

Hang on, ready?

[video] I can't be attracted to someone unless I know they're gay.

I can't be attracted to someone unless I know they're Stevie.

Aw, you're trying to butter me up.

[Ally] Cool, cool move, Ally, smooth.

The fact that it just starts and we're like

I was like yeah

Wait, how is that different than right now?

Next!

[video] We are going on a date! It's Taco Tuesday.

It's screams Tuesday.

[Stevie] Oh my god, look how uncomfortable you are.

I'm so uncomfortable.

[video] So? People are staring at us. Who cares?

Well...

Why?

[Stevie] Oh god, what happened?

I can literally see my body

trying to suck itself into, like,

"I want to not be in this. I don't want to be here.

I don't wanna be here."

Oh, I'm so uncomfortable.

Wait, so this is what happened. So then

you're nervous about vlogging.

[video] I... we're vlogging, just so you guys know.

Okay, goodbye.

[Ally] That shirt, oh my god.

That hair! What do you mean, "that shirt?"

I'm sorry.

What did you do?

What did I do? Actually for the record that was your shirt

and you did my hair, so

I didn't do your hair!

You dyed my hair.

I went on an all-day shoot, wait.

You dyed my

Oh my god, you're right, I dyed my hair.

Okay, but you did dye it the second time.

I went on an all-day shoot, and then I was like,

"Hey, babe, come meet us for dinner, we're wrapped."

And then you showed up, and like, eight inches of your hair

it looked like you had just spray-painted it yellow.

Why'd you leave me alone, though? That was your mistake.

And then I tried to help and your hair fell out.

[video] I've never been here.

Apparently, it's Louisiana-themed.

[Ally] Do you see me looking everywhere, but the camera?

I just wanna get out. I just wanna get out.

[video] I know, but the character is from Louisiana- no he's from Mississippi, right?

[Stevie] We're arguing about Forrest Gump.

Yeah, we're not like -

Good content, past Stevie, great content

[video] Well there you go.

[Ally] Good good good good

Good cut.

I would subscribe, for sure.

This has half a million views!

Ohhh, no, what is this montage? Wow.

The fact that you did that unironically is the best part about this video.

This is just - I can't

It's true. It's not ironic.

You were like, "I like this song,"

I'm just shitting on you. I'm so sorry.

This is like our - I think this is our first date night blog that we ever made.

Oh, yeah. Oh I'm pissed. I'm fuckin pissed.

Just furious.

[video] We just had our food. It was really good. I had New Orleans-style -

[Stevie] No one cares!

No one cares.

[video] How'd you like it?

I'm too full.

You're too full? Was it good? It was good?

[Ally] The amount of discomfort is insane.

It's actually insane.

Look at your face.

[video] you can do this if you don't want -

[Stevie] No one cares!

It's so interesting, thank you!

I'm gonna go to Bubba Gump.

That's so fun. I love that.

Oh my god, I just

No, no, no, no

No thank you.

Why is that your reaction?

I'm so pissed.

We sipped out of the same glass.

Look at my face! I'm sorry, that's

Oh, you're angry. You're so mad.

Just angry. Angry kissing.

Aw, now you're not mad anymore.

[video] camera shy now?

[Stevie] You're not mad at me anymore!

Oh my god

Why am I so condescending towards you?

[baby voice] Aw, da boo-boo? She's a baby. This is a camera.

What the fuck?

Ugh, I'm gross. Anyway, next!

I am sweaty.

Don't know what this is.

Oh, a compilation!

Oh, a fan video.

We've definitely seen this. We've seen many.

There's so many.

I'm just

We look so different -

BAD - I'm sorry. I'm not looking at you. Bad, though.

We look bad. When I say "we" I mean "me." Wow. Wow.

And I look exactly the same

I just have a different bright hair color now.

I know.

It's really weird.

We are really - first of all

I forgot that happened.

we are so cute.

[video] [both laughing]

[Stevie] Can we talk about how I thought the shot looked better?

I was just gonna say that

I was really hoping that's what you were gonna comment on because

what are these pillows?

They just happened to be here. I don't know what you're talking about.

No, they didn't. You set dressed this and that's what happened.

Wait, I went to all of the rooms in your parents' house and collected all of their throw pillows

and then just put them there like they were strewn, just happened to fall -

Like we're in a yoga studio. Grab a mat, you know?