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  • -Hey girls, let's have a slumber party!

  • -(deep voice) Can I watch?

  • -Shut up!

  • -Dude, the commercial I'm in is gonna be on TV tonight.

  • -Sweet, what time?

  • -At like 3:00 in the morning,

  • so we're gonna have to stay up super-late.

  • -What's this I hear about staying up late?

  • -Ah!

  • Uh... nothing, Mom.

  • -You know bedtime's at 11, young man.

  • -Okay, I'm a grown-ass man, so you can't tell me what to do.

  • [slap!]

  • [high-pitched crying]

  • -Pussy.

  • -What are we gonna do?

  • -We're gonna stay up anyway.

  • My mom can't tell us what to do.

  • We're gonna do whatever we want.

  • It's gonna be the greatest slumber party ever!

  • -Best night ever!

  • -Yeah, I'm never going to sleep again.

  • -(Ian's mom) Ian?

  • -[softly]: Not the bicycle.

  • -Good.

  • -[yawns] That was a close one.

  • -Oh man, it's only 11.

  • -We need to get serious.

  • [screaming] ¡Mis ojos!

  • Ah! Oh! ¡Ay, dios mío!

  • -Never have I ever...

  • peed my bed in the past five years.

  • -(Ian's mom) Ian?

  • That's what I thought.

  • -[groans] What time is it?

  • -Only 30 minutes left till my commercial.

  • -Let's do this for realsies!

  • [eating Pixy Stix noisily]

  • -[roaring]

  • [tinny Nyan Cat music plays]

  • [chuckles]

  • -Do it!

  • -[laughing evilly]

  • [jumper cables buzzing]

  • -Dang it, Ian. If you two are up--

  • [lullaby music plays]

  • Sleeping like babies.

  • -God! Is it time for the commercial yet?

  • -It's only been two minutes.

  • -[sighs] Fine.

  • [agonized screams]

  • [ukulele alarm sounds]

  • -Commercial time!

  • -Finally!

  • [TV clicks on]

  • -(Asian announcer) Greetings, happy face.

  • Do you wet bed?

  • -Yeah.

  • -(announcer) Have we got superior gift for you.

  • -Really?

  • -(announcer) We give you answer to most excellent problem.

  • Welcome to Sumo Pee Blocker!

  • You no go pee-pee in pants no more.

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  • Sumo Pee Blocker!

  • -This is the stupidest thing ever.

  • Why would anyone use this

  • when they can just get up and go to the bathroo--

  • [tinkling sound] What's that noise?

  • -I'm peeing.

  • Thanks, Sumo Pee Blocker!

  • -(announcer) Scrawny White Boy Approved!

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  • [tinkling sound, sighs]

  • Works as advertised. [Captioned by SpongeSebastian]

-Hey girls, let's have a slumber party!

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