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  • Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite "why I'm single" stories from you guys.

  • Here we go. This first one's from @RickyP3rd.

  • He says, "I took a girl to the movies for our first date. She leaned in for a kiss, so I leaned in too, but then I accidentally sneezed in her face."

  • - RickyP3rd... - Yeah.

  • This one's from @SweatyBetty.

  • Well, there you go.

  • - No, that's not the reason. - Oh, I'm sorry.

  • That's not the reason why she's single. No.

  • She says, "I once walked into a guy's really messy apartment and said, 'Oh, cool! This is just like one of those places in the Febreze commercials.' "

  • What?

  • This one is from @tidewoddergirl.

  • She says, "I was on a GREAT blind date. When I returned from the restroom, I sat down and resumed talking. I got a confused look, then a voice behind me said, 'You're at the wrong table. I'm over here.' "

  • - I like this. - My eyes!

  • This...

  • This one's from @Keirstinyo.

  • She says, "I once dated a girl who had the same name as my ex, but one time I accidentally slipped up and called her, 'New Brittany' to her face.' "

  • - What? - "New Brittany".

  • The new...

  • - You're new Brittany. Oh, gosh. - Oops. You did it again.

  • This one's from @ninjamandr1221.

  • He says, "Whenever I watch a movie, I turn my hoodie around and use it as a bowl for my popcorn."

  • - That's kind of brilliant. - Genius.

  • - That's kind of genius. - Yeah.

  • - God. - Like a trough.

  • Yeah, I love it.

  • - Yeah... - Yeah, exactly, yeah.

  • This one's from @itsShyyyyyyyyyy.

  • She says, "A guy I liked said, 'Date?' and I immediately said, 'Yes!' He was asking me what day it was."

  • He's like, "No, do you have the date?"

  • - No... - Do you have the date?

  • - Oh, God. - "Date". Oof.

  • This last one's from @GrandpaBerty.

  • She says, "A boy picked me a flower once. I panicked and ate it."

  • Oh, there you go. Oh, my God.

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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite "why I'm single" stories from you guys.

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