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  • I actually said light mayo.

  • We've been here for like half an hour,

  • Excuse me, but I'm a sandwich artiste

  • Now if you've got a problem with it take your ass down the McDonald's. It's right around the corner.

  • Yes. Okay. I'll talk to you later.

  • Okay

  • So what I'm gonna need are two Parmesan hot bread six inch subs with extra Italian

  • one rat sized nibble of cheese baked onto two half palms of lettuce, dashed with sweet pepper spritzed with hand pressed authentic olive oil.

  • Filled with Swedish roast beef fused with another six inches of the Sun veggie vegan veterinarian style brought down from the Himalayas by a well mannered Sherpa named Gogu.

  • OK...Eh...

  • You want a six-inch Pakistan?

  • What ?

  • Every subway smells the same.

  • -Hi, um, I'd like a salad, please. -Okay. What kind of bread?

  • -No, a salad. -Right, what kind of bread?

  • None, a salad!

  • Right, what kind of bread option?

  • (PLEASE TAKE OFF HEADPHONES)

  • A SALLAAAAAAD---

  • SUBWAY IS THE BEST 'CAUSE IT'S FRESH

  • -All right, man, you're all set. Eat fresh! -I'm sorry

  • -It's our slogan, Eat fresh! -I should eat fresh? So you're telling me to not eat this sandwich

  • No.

  • -Why does all your bread look sad? -Doesn't matter, it's fresh!

  • Greeting sir or madam, so I'm trying to eat healthier now, so that's why I'm here at Subway today.

  • -Do you have whole wheat bread? -Of course we do! -Perfect!

  • I'll get two foot-long meatball subs with double Provolone and an extra row of meatballs and the largest Coke that you have.

  • And then instead of chips, can I instead get a three foot long party sub dunked in mayo?

  • -You look fresh. What's your name? -Subway

  • I SAİD A SALAAAD!

  • WHAT KIND OF BREAAAD?!?!

  • NO BREAAAD! JUST VEGETABLES IN A BOWL

  • What...

  • Wait uhh Bread Bowl ?

  • NNNNNOO---

  • How many types of bread do Subway's sell?

  • -Lettuce and tomato? -Yes, please. And could I also get spinach,

  • cucumbers, onions both the white and the purple please

  • Oh oh pickles and

  • bell peppers, cheese both shredded and sliced obviously. -Sweet. Is that it?

  • Oh I'm sorry, uh, could I get a little more lettuce, please?

  • Give me more lettuce. Just just a little, a little more lettuce, please, please sir. Am I gonna have to call your manager?

  • I want more lettuce. Perfect. Just wrap it on up and I'll be on my merry way.

  • -All right, there you go. -Thank you, sir. -Eat fresh.

  • Could I actually get my 12-inch cut into six two inches and then those cut in half into one inch one inches.

  • Great now put all the vegetables into the bowl.

  • Wow! So it's only vegetables.

  • -Yes. A salad. It's perfect. Thank you. -You're welcome. So would you like this toasted?

  • No!

  • How long would you like this toasted for?

  • I like subs; I'm not talking about subtraction.

  • I've got every single one. Pokemon, not STDs.

  • -Hi, I would love a cup of broccoli cheddar soup. -Oh my god!

  • -She's here! -The chosen one! -The day finally came! No one ever buys our soup!

  • -It would be my honor to serve you soup, my dear lady. -Yes!

  • We only have chicken noodle soup today.

  • Ah Tuesdays broccoli cheddar day

  • I'm so sorry. We've let you down, our chosen one.

  • -See you in the next life, dear friend. -In the next life, dear friend.

  • (SCREAM)

  • Oh wait, why isn't it burning?

  • I don't know, did we forget to plug the soup in?

  • -We haven't had it plugged in in years. We discontinued it in like 2008. -Oh my god. I guess it's just been sitting there.

  • -Weird. -Okay in that case, I will just get a salad. -For sure. What type of bread?

  • Thank you guys so much for keeping freaky-freaky-fresh with us.

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I actually said light mayo.

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    Samuel posted on 2018/05/22
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