Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Yeah I just want to get a cup of coffee. Yes, that's why we're here this is the best place to get one in Naples. Now we come over here and we pay first. Worried substantively with paying first, what if I'm not happy with what I'm- Excuse me. (speaking Italian) You know what I love about Naples? People stand to get this coffee, they don't sit in a corner and write a screenplay for four hours, you know what I mean? It's called "espresso", it's an express activity. You get in, and you get out, and you go about your day. It's called "espresso", it's an express activity. (audience laughing and cheering) When you order your coffee, I'll order and then you should say, (swears in Italian) Yes like, "I want it (beep) hot." You missed the entire preparation of the coffee 'cause you were talking Oh shut up. to that woman. Oh shut up. This is is a Neapolitan cappuccino, 150 milliliters, it's only 25 milliliters of coffee made from seven grams of beans, and then about four ounces of milk. Look at this man's elegance, watch his movements, it's the ballet at the machine, no movement is wasted, everything is perfect, look at him go, it's a dance, it's a dance between man and machine. No it's not! He's making coffee. Nice, very nice. So just drink this down in one shot? You just had a real experience, you should enjoy that, yeah, that's one shot, seven grams of-- Stop talking to me! Shut up, shut up, shut up! (audience laughs) I don't wanna know how many grams are in here, shut up. (audience laughs) (claps and yells) Whoa, that was good. Not gonna have another one? No I'm satisfied, I know when to stop. And I do not. (audience laughs) (Conan yells and grunts) Feel that, get in there, get that! (growls energetically) (audience laughs) Yes! (claps and snaps) (meows) (growls) (makes silly noises) Four grams of coffee, seven grams of water, mmm, six ounces, federal law, mmm, traditional, traditional mmm, must have traditional, tell him I want a pumpkin spice latte. (audience laughs) (audience laughs) Tell him I had too much coffee. (speaks Italian) I'm crazy when I have the coffee, you know it's craziness, too much coffee, too much coffee, way too much coffee, ladies (laughs) (growls) Wow! I don't know what this is but yes. This is so nice of you to give me all these gifts. Give me your watch, give me the watch, I want the watch, give it to me. Give me your jacket, I want your jacket, you wanna be nice to the American? You're gonna give me that, just give me that watch. Hey, give me your shoe, gimme your shoe. I'm gonna take it all for free 'cause I'm a guest. Ciao! No, no, no! (audience cheers) I'm in downtown Naples, I just found this guy, he's incredible, sir? (man whistles) (bird sounds) (Conan makes bird noises) (audience laughs) (Conan and man laugh) If I had been born in Naples, this is what I'd be doing right now. This is a statue of Jacino Murrat. I've never seen a statue with such an impressive crotch bulge (audience laughs) look at that, that's totally unnecessary, someone accused him of stuffing his pants, and he's like, me? Stuffing my pants, no! Me? I just saw this, this is the most frightening ice cream display I've ever seen in my life. I don't know how this, why would anyone want to buy ice cream from this guy? (giggles) Look, he's got the blood of his latest victim on his smock right here. Ciao! Ciao! Oh, they run away. Jordan, why do they not wish to be viewed by us? Maybe they're shy, they need to be on television to self-validate. (audience awws) Ciao! Scusa! Scusa! Senore! Buonasera! Buonasera! [Jordan] Buonasera, senore. Can we come up? Si! Si? Porqueno? Is it okay? How do we get in? (door creaks) This will be the last footage ever seen of us alive. (speaks Italian) Let's go! Yeah! It's amazing to be up here. (fake opera singing) ♪ I'm John Tuturro ♪ ♪ I like a-pizza ♪ ♪ I have a burro ♪ ♪ I'm friends with a-Martin Scorsese ♪ ♪ I like buccatini when I'm in a Firenze ♪ (audience cheers) (speaks Italian) While we were in Naples, I was invited to appear on Italy's most famous soap opera, Obviously, they had seen my work in soap operas all over the world (audience laughs) Your name is? Conan O'Brien. Now, I was about to continue my tradition of playing a romantic lead, this time with Un Posto's beautiful Valentina Pace. She's the one. Hi! Oh my god. My English, it's not very good. Please, my friend will help interpret. This is my friend Jordan. (audience laughs) We're not gonna, yeah, shoots the nude women. Is there any place for him in this scene? Maybe even just a quick he walks by, is that possible? Yeah, he could, yeah why not? Yeah. And before I knew it, it was time for my big scene. (speaks Italian) (audience laughs) (speaks Italian) (audience laughs) Another powerhouse performance by Conan O'Brien. Plus, Jordan made his soap opera debut. (audience cheers)
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