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  • - Oh no.

  • (deep bell ring)

  • This creepy guy keeps messaging me.

  • - Ugh, what is he saying.

  • - He said, "I'm going to kill myself if you don't respond,"

  • and then he just wrote, "Marry me," like a thousand times.

  • - Gross, I never know what to say with guys like that.

  • (ding)

  • - You should just friend him.

  • I do that with the women who reach out to me online,

  • and we usually just have a nice chat,

  • hey maybe even a date or two.

  • - Oh ho ho, you dog.

  • (suspenseful door slam)

  • - Yeah, I guess I don't want to interact with him further,

  • and I definitely don't want to meet him in person.

  • - What?

  • It's great meeting new people; you should try it.

  • You know, I love going to bars by myself

  • just to meet new people.

  • - That's fun.

  • - I would never go to a bar alone.

  • Oh my gosh, it's so much safer in a group,

  • especially if you're drinking.

  • - Absolutely.

  • And I don't wanna get roofied.

  • I have three friends who have been and it's terrifying.

  • - Yes, I get that.

  • One time I roofied myself,

  • just to see what the high would be like.

  • Honestly, not a fan.

  • - Really?

  • - Yeah.

  • - I don't know why anyone would choose to do that.

  • - I just like having cool experiences.

  • - We like to have cool experiences too;

  • we're just gonna avoid bars unless we're with people.

  • - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Bars are overrated.

  • Now, you know what I love?

  • Taking long walks alone at night.

  • - Oh, no.

  • - The later the better.

  • I do my best thinking done then.

  • - I'd be clutching my phone the entire time.

  • - Oh no.

  • Now, you leave your phone at home.

  • That way you don't look at Facebook or Instagram.

  • You'd be in the moment now.

  • (thunder)

  • - If my phone doesn't have at least 90% battery life,

  • I'm not leaving my house.

  • I need to always be ready to call 911.

  • - Same, always.

  • - You should get an extra battery back.

  • I have one, because I spend all day scrolling on Instagram.

  • Just put it in my front pocket

  • and I can scroll all day long.

  • - [Both] We don't have big enough pockets.

  • - Oh, just carry it or something; I don't know.

  • - But we're already carrying keys,

  • in one hand, as a weapon and mace in the other.

  • - You use the mace so you have time to call 911.

  • - You could take the bus if you don't wanna walk around.

  • There's always tons of people on that.

  • - But the bus can be especially creepy.

  • - Yeah.

  • I've had some terrible things happen to me on it.

  • - Never sit - I sat

  • - [Both] In gum.

  • - Yes! - Oh man!

  • It's gross.

  • - So gross.

  • - But I've never been a bus guy anyway.

  • I like to take an Uber and get there faster.

  • (thunder)

  • - I took an Uber from parking spot to my apartment

  • last night, because I was too afraid to walk,

  • and the Uber driver yelled at me for wasting his time!

  • - I actually had a pretty bad night myself last night.

  • Cop saw me peeing outside and tried to give me a ticket.

  • - Why were you peeing outside?

  • - Because I was at a movie and the line was too long, okay!

  • - Urine is a natural thing.

  • Why does society force you to be

  • ashamed of something that's a part of life?

  • - Amen.

  • - Periods!

  • - Breast feeding in public!

  • - [Both] Female orgasms!

  • - So you're saying I shouldn't pee outside?

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- Oh no.

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How Being In Public Feels: Men VS Women

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    kiki posted on 2018/05/03
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