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  • A surprise party? Where's the cake

  • or is this a different kind of party?

  • (Tracer hides naughty toys)

  • (Vibrator)

  • Silence, Sombra! I designed those

  • restraints, and you're not leaving until I say so!

  • Now admit what you did!

  • I've done a lot of bad things today and it's not even lunchtime yet.

  • So you're gonna have to be more specific.

  • You're the one who leaked all our embarrassing secrets!

  • The OmniLeaks!

  • The Omni.. Leaks...?

  • The OmniLeaks!

  • You keep saying it like I know what that is.

  • The OmniLeaks.

  • Like how everyone knows Mercy only helped Genji

  • because she has a huge crush on him?

  • I... wha... Hey!!

  • That's why she gave him a killer butt!

  • My butt.. is a killer?

  • (That ass)

  • What did you do?!

  • Shut up, Lúcio. You're the one who's been recording people

  • for his music without their permission!

  • Psshh!! No I don't!

  • (Genji's mixtape)

  • (Genji used cut)

  • Can I go now?

  • Not until you confess!

  • So...

  • you have an embarrassing secret too?

  • Of course not!

  • Reaper's afraid of air-conditioning!

  • What?!

  • No, I'm not!

  • Yeah, he is! He's scared if he turns into mist

  • he'll get sucked away like some kind of angry genie!

  • No. Wait. I can do better.

  • Like a gho-o-o-ost!

  • In one of those GhostBuster traps and--

  • Lemme try again.

  • Like a fart in a vacuum cleaner!

  • Eh, forget it.

  • Well, Tracer apparently abuses her chronal accelerator to get out of arguments with her girlfriend!

  • Hey, look! An air-conditioner!

  • WHERE?!

  • Perhaps if I commit seppuku to my butt

  • I can restore honor.

  • Genji is extra thicc

  • Tracer! You shouldn't be using your

  • abilities so selfishly!

  • Oh yeah? Well, you're the one growing secret, illegal,

  • genetically modified bananas.

  • It's uh...

  • a science experiment!

  • Sounds like lunch.

  • You're not gonna...

  • eat us... are you Papa?

  • No no no! Just get back in the sandwich

  • with the rest.

  • Okay. I love you, Papa!

  • CURSE YOU, TREACHEROUS BUTT!!

  • How the hell did the tattoo get there

  • Well, this was a waste of time.

  • At least I don't waste all my time going to Disneyland

  • with my Disney Passport!

  • Easter eggs: Goat from Gravity Falls, Gremlin Dva, Zarya is Snow white, Micky, Heavy stealing that guys sandvich in a bear costume

  • So what? I am just big fan!

  • Oh, look out Reaper! It's a big fan!

  • You scared of those too?

  • Zarya's boobs are horns

  • Yes...

  • This is why I like sombra

  • I wish this was all my fault! Because this is so funny!

  • I NEED HEALING

  • Forget this... let her go.

  • Fine... Winston? What's the password for this thing?

  • Oh, it's "Password."

  • Winston is not a scientist because of this

  • WHAT?!?!?

  • Pass. Word.

  • The same I use on every electronic device and computer I own!

  • So anyone could have just logged onto your computer and leaked our secrets?

  • Well, not without the password.

  • I'm gonna kill him.

  • Reaper actually has a chance because of his new buff

  • Sombra has trapped us in the room!

  • Oh no! We're trapped! WITH MY KILLER BUTT!!

  • Somebody open the door!

  • It's locked!

  • Have you tried "Password?"

  • Can I kill him now?! I'd REALLY like to kill him!!

  • Reaper is dead , he'll be fine

  • Everyone screams like a bitch

  • The tattoo changed and how does a butt scream

A surprise party? Where's the cake

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