IN ITS ENTIRETY?

>> NOPE.

>> NO.

>> NO ONE HAS SEEN IT, RIGHT?

>> I BARELY READ THE SCRIPT.

>> Jimmy: EVEN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN

IT?

WOW.

BUT YOU KNOW THE WHOLE SCRIPT,

RIGHT?

>> YEAH, YEAH.

>> Jimmy: YOU DO?

>> YOU KNOW THE WHOLE SCRIPT?

OH, THAT'S NICE.

>> YOU TELL US.

>> I READ IT TOO.

>> YOU READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT?

>> THEY DIDN'T WANT ME TO READ

IT.

THEN I HARASSED THE PRODUCERS,

THE DIRECTOR.

I SAID I REALLY NEED TO READ IT.

I REALLY NEED TO READ IT.

AND THEN THEY GAVE TO IT ME ON

AN iPAD.

SOY READ IT.

BUT NOW I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE

DIDN'T READ THE SCRIPT.

I'M NOT SURE IF I READ THE FAKE

ONE OR THE REAL ONE.

>> I READ THAT SCRIPT FIVE

TIMES.

AND I KEPT GOING YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEY SAID NO, NO, NO, YOU READ

THE FAKE ONE.

SO FINALLY THEY PUT ME IN A

ROOM.

AND I'M DYSLEXIC.

AND I SAT DOWN WITH THIS iPAD

CALLED CODE RED.

>> I'VE SEEN ONE.

>> EXACTLY.

I'M READING THIS THING AND I GET

TO THE END OF IT.

AND I RING UP JOE RUSSO.

YOU HAVE THE SAME ENDING WHEN

YOU READ ANOTHER FIGHT ONE.

AT THAT POINT I HAD GIVEN UP 24

HOURS OF MY LIFE TO READING A

SCRIPT THAT I WAS NEVER GOING TO

MAKE.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S ANNOYING.

BUT IMAGINE HOW ANNOYING IT IS

FOR THE WRITERS WITH WRITING A

FAKE SCRIPT THAT NO ONE SEVER

GOING TO USE.

THEY HAVE TO SIT DOWN AND BANG

IT OUT AND MAKE IT BELIEVABLE

FOR NOTHING.

>> I HAVE AN ADMISSION TO MAKE.

AND I WANTED TO DO IT AS KIND OF

A FORMAL APOLOGY.

WHEN WE HAD THE LONG SETUPS

BETWEEN THOSE, I WAS WRITING

FAKE SCRIPTS.

>> IT WAS YOU!

>> Jimmy: AND UPLOADING THEM?

>> AS A GOOD COMPANY MAN THEY

INDOCTRINATED ME TO THE POINT

WHERE I WAS LIKE MANCHURIAN

CANDIDATE.

THEY SAID MY FIRST, MIDDLE AND

LAST NAME AND DID WHATEVER THEY

WANTED.

>> Jimmy: WHO AMONG YOU IS LEAST

TRUSTWORTHY WHEN IT COMES TO THE

SECRETS?

>> OH MY GOD, EVEN THE AUDIENCE.

>> I HEARD THAT.

I HEARD THAT RUMOR TOO.

>> DID YOU TELL THEM WHAT

HAPPENS?

>> SO THE END OF THE MOVIE, I

DON'T KNOW.

>> SNITCHES GET --

>> THE AMERICAN VERSION OF THAT,

EVEN THOUGH WE LOVE YOUR BRITISH

ACCENT IS SNITCHES GET STITCHES,

RIGHT?

NO BRITCHES.

>> BRITCHES!

>> I HAD HEARD THE RUMOR ABOUT

THE FAKE SCRIPT STUFF.

AND I WAS READING WHAT I THOUGHT

WAS A FAKE SCRIPT BECAUSE

SPIDER-MAN IS IN SPACE.

SO I DIDN'T FINISH IT.

BUT I FOUND OUT IT WAS REAL!

>> OKAY.

>> Jimmy: I'VE SEEN 20 MINUTES

OF THE MOVIE.

AND IT IS FANTASTIC, BY THE WAY.

AND I'M NOT EXAGGERATING TO

APPEASE ANYBODY.

IT IS ABSOLUTELY GREAT.

LIKE 20 MINUTES.

[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Jimmy: AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT

I CAN SAY.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT

TO WHAT TOM JUST SAID THERE.

I REALLY DON'T.

>> WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

>> YOU SAID SPIDER-MAN IS IN

SPACE.

>> OH, THAT THING, RIGHT.

YEAH.

IT'S REALLY AWESOME.

>> MEN IN BLACK, EVERY 20

SECONDS, WE JUST WIPE HIM.

HE IS VERY YOUNG.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> WE CAN GET HIM AND RUFFALO

TOGETHER, IT'S LIKE THE PERFECT

STORM.

>> THEY PUT US TWO IN AN

INTERVIEW TOGETHER THE OTHER DAY

IN CHINA.

AND I THINK THE ONLY REASON WAS

SO THEY COULD CONTROL THE

SOURCE.

SO RUFFALO AND I WERE IN THE

SAME PLACE, IF THERE WAS ONE

LEAK, THEY HAD TO WIPE ONE.

>> HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN THE

FIRST IRONMAN MOVIE CAME OUT?

>> I WOULD HAVE BEEN 11, 12.

>> Jimmy: SO YOU'RE RIGHT IN

THAT WHEEL.

DID YOU GO SEE IT?

>> I HATED IT!

[ LAUGHTER ]

NO, I WAS FIRST IN LINE.

I WAS FIRST IN LINE.

>> Jimmy: IS THAT TRUE?

>> MARVEL HAS BEEN SUCH A

MASSIVE PART OF MY LIFE.

AND IT'S NOW CHANGE MID LIFE.

>> Jimmy: SURE.

SO IT'S BEEN A REAL ROLLER

COASTER.

AND A LOT TO GET USED TO.

BUT THESE GUYS, IT'S AMAZING

WORKING WITH THESE GUYS.

I ALWAYS GET REALLY CHOKED UP

ABOUT THIS.

>> Jimmy: WHO GIVES YOU

GUIDANCE?

DOES ROBERT GIVE YOU GUIDANCE?

>> NOT ANYMORE.

LOOK, CLEARLY, HE IS HIS OWN MAN

NOW.

I DON'T WANT TO BE BITTER ABOUT

IT.

I DON'T WANT TO PIVOT ON THIS,

WHAT CAN YOU TELL US ABOUT

"AVATAR"?

>> Jimmy: THAT'S A REALLY GOOD

QUESTION.

[ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]

>> I CAN'T SAY MUCH, OKAY?

BECAUSE JIM IS PROBABLY

SOMEWHERE.

>> CAMERON, YEAH.

>> WIPE ME OUT.

>> WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING THE

VERY FIRST "AVATAR," WHICH I

JUST MENTIONED TO YOU DURING THE

COMMERCIAL BREAK WE WERE SHOEING

IN PLAYA VISTA IN THIS LITTLE

AREA IN LOS ANGELES.

AND THEY WERE SHOOTING IRONMAN

IN THE LOT RIGHT NEXT TO US.

AND I WOULD WALK OVER TO HIS LOT

BECAUSE THEY HAD BETTER

CATERING.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S BECAUSE THEY

TAKE LIKE 13 YEARS TO MAKE A

MOVIE.

THEY HAVE TO FEED PEOPLE FOR A

FULL GENERATION.

>> THEY GOT BETTER SINCE THEN.

>> Jimmy: DIDN'T JIM CAMERON, I

HOPE I'M NOT CONFUSION HIM WITH

SOMEBODY ELSE.

DIDN'T HE SAY HE HOPES THIS WEEK

HE HOPES THIS MARVEL MANIA GOES

AWAY AND DIES DOWN?

DIDN'T WASN'T HE

ADMINISTRATIONADMINISTRATION

I

-- WISHING?

DIDN'T HE PUT A POX ON YOU.

>> I CAN TELL A, YOU'RE

MISINFORMED AS USUAL.

B, HE WAS PROBABLY MISQUOTED.

C, I WANT TO BE IN A JIM CAMERON

MOVIE.

AND I THINK I JUST MIGHT.

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> AS A MATTER OF FACT, TOM AND

I ARE LOOKING FOR A TWO-HANDER,

JIM.

.

>> Jimmy: WELL, WHO ISN'T REALLY

IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT IT.

>> ALL RIGHT.

AND HERE WE ARE.

>> Jimmy: SO YOU GUYS CAN'T BE

TRUSTED.

YOU WERE NOT ENTRUSTED WITH ANY

PART OF THE MOVIE THROUGHOUT THE

MAKING OF THIS THING.

THE WHOLE THING -- WHICH IS

GREAT, BECAUSE IT WILL BE A

SURPRISE TO YOU WHEN YOU GO IN

THE THEATER.

DO YOU ALL SURVIVE THE FILM?

ARE THERE CHARACTERS THAT DON'T

MAKE IT?

IT IS A WAR.

EVERYONE COMES OUT, IT'S NOT

THAT BELIEVABLE.

>> YEAH.

>> MOVING ON.

>> YOU ACTUALLY JUST GOT A