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  • *Cheering*

  • Ooh...

  • Wow, this is actually pretty entertaining.

  • They're actually pretty good fighters for YouTubers.

  • Hey, who ate all the scones?

  • See? Everybody is getting in fights now.

  • Even Matt Jacob Williams got in a fight and he just started YouTube like a month ago.

  • I mean, he might have just started but his numbers are huge.

  • Yeah, and he's really controversial and really good at starting drama, like-

  • -like when he called out The Blah-blah Brothers and exposed them on Twitter.

  • Oh yeah! And that time he roasted insertnametv? Like literally, he lit his house on fire!

  • It was a sick burn!

  • So what? I can do things like that! Like the other day, I tweeted out uhh... All these YouTuber's fighting in real life. Seems pretty interesting.

  • and then I added one of those "Hmm" emojis.

  • You know which one right? On the iPhone it's like

  • And...? Yeah... That's not a good callout

  • What are you talking about?? I did the "hmm"

  • That's an obvious invite to fight! That's not even a good tweet!

  • Actually, someone did respond to that

  • A lot.

  • Who's Alex Wussubai?

  • Wussu...be?

  • Wase- WASSABI

  • Alex Wassabi

  • hEy rYaN

  • "Interesting, I'll show you something interesting, GRRR

  • "Respond back if you ain't skurred"

  • "If you don't respond, you a BEEP!!!"

  • "Jk, but for real @ me bro."

  • "Or DM, I'll be waiting fam."

  • You guys are equally bad at call outs

  • Those are call outs?

  • Look, he's been trying to get me to fight with him

  • ever since that whole drama trend even started.

  • Even back when it was just diss tracks

  • So, I don't get it then. Why don't you just fight him?

  • Or, at least start some drama or something?

  • Yeah, he has over ten million subscribers, and he's like, the same size as you

  • Yeah, plus he already wants to fight you

  • You guys are like a perfect fit!

  • So I don't see why you guys don't wanna just-

  • Cause this is my first time! Alright?

  • You mean, like your first time ever?

  • Well, yeah

  • Not even like a subtweet or anything?

  • No, okay, I never had online drama with anyone

  • Okay, I just, I just want my first time to be

  • I don't know, special...

  • I know it's stupid.

  • What?! No, we get it

  • Yeah, we just didn't know how much that meant to you.

  • Well, it's never gonna happen anyways so what's the point?

  • What?! Come on, no, you know tons of big YouTubers

  • I'm sure at least one of them wants to-

  • YOU DON'T THINK I'VE TRIED THAT?

  • You don't think I've tried reaching out to every single one of the contacts I built on YouTube over the past 12 years

  • hoping that one, just one of them

  • would be interested in fighting me.

  • You don't think I've tried that?

  • No

  • I should probably try that-

  • You really should. Probably

  • Alright, so this is the list of YouTubers that I can get in contact with

  • that are either in the drama scene or they're just really popular, so...

  • Who do you guys want to start with?

  • Guess we'll start from the top

  • Felix! Whassup, man! How yo-

  • Oh, no, I didn't- I didn't mean any disrespect by that-

  • I didn't mean to call you that

  • I'm sorry Mr. Pie!

  • KSI! My boy! How you been, JJ?

  • Hello?

  • ...disconnected...

  • Yeah, Jake's not answering

  • Neither is Logan

  • "Drama Alert!" What's up, Keem?

  • Okay!

  • Fousey! What's up, bro?

  • RiceGum! What's up!

  • Wait, you do wanna?

  • Okay! No, that's- that's great!

  • Yeah we could totally!

  • I dunno, like a 155 pounds

  • Wait, nonono I can- well I can lose the weight

  • I- I can change! No du-

  • Think I just got fat-shamed

  • Kay, who we got next?

  • Well, there's only one left

  • Who is it?

  • Matt Jacob Williams

  • Okay

  • What's that supposed to mean?

  • C'mon, I don't wanna be a downer, but

  • Let's be realistic

  • Real-? I- I am being realistic!

  • I know the guy personally, okay?

  • I met him at the Steamy Shotty awards

  • Right

  • He just had the biggest fight ever.

  • Everybody wants drama with him.

  • Do you even have his number?

  • Yes! Okay? Jus- Watch.

  • Matty J Wills! Nice to talk to you again!

  • First off, I just wanna congratulate you on the last fi-

  • Wait who is thi-

  • one sec

  • Alex.

  • Oh its the wasa-bai guy!

  • You changed your name in my phone?

  • Where did you even get the chance to do that?

  • You don't know where I live!

  • No! Nononono, no! I don't want you to prove it!

  • Don't you- Don't you dare!

  • Al- ALEX!

  • Yeah, so uh, Matt said he's busy

  • Let's face it

  • I'm just never gonna have beef with anyone.

  • I mean sure, I could start drama with some random person, but

  • in order to escalate that drama from mean tweets to a diss track,

  • to an actual fight that people wanna see,

  • you need the real stuff.

  • You need that passionate loathing

  • that authentic disdain that only comes from two people

  • who just know how to get under each other's skin and just

  • piss each other off to the point of hatred!

  • That's what true hate is!

  • That's what people wanna see!

  • It's just not who I am

  • I would never be that way

  • What?

  • Hey, this is scone crumb

  • You said you didn't take the last one!

  • Really? That's what you're gonna focus on?

  • I spill my heart to you guys and you're not even listening?

  • Look

  • Maybe you just haven't met the right guy yet

  • or girl

  • What? Ew!

  • It's 2018, guys

  • Sure you're be teased a little bit in the beginning, but

  • Hate is hate!

  • You just have to have an open mind! I'm not gonna fight a girl, okay?

  • I'm not co-ed, I like guys!

  • I fight guys

  • Whatever, don't have to be so heterophobic about it

  • Hey, you just got a text from Matt Jacob Williams

  • What? Really?

  • He says he's here!

  • What would 'Matt Jacob Williams' be?

  • Oh, that son of a -

  • Heeyyyy Ryan! It's good to see you again!

  • What do you want Alex?

  • Well, I- I've noticed that you haven't been responding to my texts,

  • Tweets, DMs, Facebook messages, Handwritten lett-

  • I don't wanna talk to you, okay, so what's your point?

  • Well, my point is

  • When you called me earlier, I was literally in the middle of packing for Europe

  • And?

  • I got offered a fight in England

  • I was going over there and I thought

  • "I can't leave without figuring out what this is, what- what is this between us?"

  • Okay first of all, I did not try to call you, okay?

  • I don't know when or how you did it,

  • but you changed your name in my phone

  • Oh that was when you left your phone at the Steamy's!

  • xd

  • Secondly,

  • I don't know how you, of all people, got a fight, but

  • I don't care!

  • So if you came here just to rub it in my face,

  • No, no, no, no, no! That's not it at all!

  • Then what are you here for?

  • I came here because...

  • Cause you're my dream fight

  • Something about you rejecting me over and over

  • and over and over and over

  • and over and over and over and ov-