And, like, it's on. Oh, nice.

I like signing my name.

I don't know, I feel like the J is sexy.

Because you could do so many things with it.

And so many curves to it, which I think fits me.

It's funny because I feel like we don't sign at all anymore.

Signatures may soon disappear from people's daily lives.

Major credit card companies will no longer require signatures for any purchases.

I used to love to sign my name.

Be all over a notebook at the end of like a school year.

That was in middle school, when I was very excited about trying to figure out how to do a signature.

Then in high school.

I created another signature.

You know, 16 years old, got my driver's license.

So when I was, I guess in grade school.

I remember trying to make a signature that I thought looked kind of like graffiti or a tag.

Even though I had never, you know, spray-painted.

Or done anything like that.

I write my S's backwards.

I've made like an @ sign, which is like a D and an A.

And I make an M.

And then I've got an arrow at the end that just kind of symbolizes that my life is on the upwards.

And when I started actually signing like it was really me mimicking my mom's signature.

And I still kind of kept this little curve in the signature — that's definitely from my mother.

In Russian it's called 'roscherk', which is like kind of ending the signature with some sort of, like, ornament.

Or maybe it's just a character of me taking a little more space than I require, I don't know.

But my wife always rolls her eyes.

I was always told that it was too involved.

But I maintain that it's a necessary part of my style.

So this one is called

'I'm in a rush to get out of this restaurant.'

The few times a year that I'm actually writing checks.

Then I actually do a connected signature.

You know really you only need to have a signature for legally binding contracts at this point.

And then I'm sure at one point that won't even be it.

Because you know we can sign things electronically now.

I would miss it.

There's nothing more fabulous than having a conversation: 'Oh, yes, thank you.'

That is just so fun.

Like who doesn't —Who doesn't like it? Especially if it's a really good place.