Geoff: 'allo Gavin

Gavin: We've been very busy, we've spent like, what, like twenty hours on this?

Geoff: Twenty to twenty- Well we wanted to uh

Geoff: We- we- we thought it was ridiculous that we spent fifteen hours on "Plan G," so, we thought let's spend more

Geoff: We- we- we thought it was ridiculous that we spent fifteen hours on "Plan G," so, we thought let's spend more Gavin: Yeah

Geoff: We- we- we thought it was ridiculous that we spent fifteen uh hours on "Plan G," so, we thought let's spend more

Geoff: On something even stupider [laughs]

Gavin: Let's work even harder for two weeks more

Geoff: So we built- what did we build Gavin?

Gavin: We built, a "Wipeout" course.

Geoff: Yes. The very popular television show, "Wipeout"

Gavin: It's pretty long. It goes all the way from here to the edge of the world.

Geoff: It does.

Gavin: It's just across the road from Achievement City, which is in that direction.

Geoff: And we are gonna have Ray, and Michael, and Jack go through it and compete to see who has the best time,

Geoff: And the winner gets what?

Gavin: The winner gets the Tower of Pimps

Gavin: outside their house Geoff: That's right.

Gavin: It's the new thing we're gonna do where every week you'll, win the tower of pimps. Geoff: Every week.

Gavin: Ok so, and plus you have to start in this room.

Gavin: and as soon as the door opens, and they bust out

Geoff: then the timer starts. The timer starts Gavin: So, shall we give them a dry run?

Gavin: Yes this is what our contestants are gonna have to do

00:00:50,620 --> 00:00:51,680 Geoff: Go!

Geoff: Except you're playing on peaceful, (I'm on peaceful) for filming sake.

Geoff: Uhh they will be playing on "easy"

Geoff: This is what? This is the.. uhh Latter of Kingdoms?

Gavin: This is the "Ladder of Champions"

Geoff: "Ladder of Champions"

Gavin: This is the waterfall...of

Gavin: I don't know, can't remember the name of that one Geoff: Sploosh

[laughs]

Geoff: Be careful not to get trapped under the ice

Gavin: Right, then we made these uh jumps through lava

Gavin: It's pretty easy at first, then you have to actually go diagnoal

Geoff: Lava Watty, and then down

Gavin: Down under here, now up here we have windows, which we hope people will rise to get air

Geoff: Wh- What do we call those the "Windows of False Hope"?

Gavin: False hope because they are actually full of water, and you can't actually get any air

Geoff: And if you go up there you'll die...

Gavin: Yeah, pretty much

Geoff: Most likely

Gavin: You'll loose- You'll loose hearts for sure cause we made this just...

[ooOOOhhh]

Gavin: This is the "Ladder of Heroes"

Geoff: "Ladder of Heroes"

Gavin: Slightly different to the "Ladder of Champions"

Geoff: Slightly differnt

[chuckles]

Geoff: And once your here you have to make the...

Gavin: That's the "Leap of Kingdoms"

Geoff: "Leap of Kingdoms"

[laughs]

so now this looks preaty scary but there's water on the other side of this so...

uuhhh

get through the lava into the water

got some damage right there..

this is the forest of mystery

you have to bust your way though inside here

interesting thing about the... the.. we found about tree blocks

back to me within four blocks of the void of the wood if it's not within four

blocks will start to disappear so as they they have to to get through this

they have to bust all the wooden blocks and as they do then the floor will start

to disappear animal

we're actually going to do it twice they're going to run it blind

that's the thing I was gonna say yeah they're gonna run it blind first ok and

then they'll be able to run a second time and I want to be a second week

yeah I know that will be the difference will be kind of like a qualifier even

though they're all going to qualify for sure after the finals

all right now this is what we call pumpkin vision yep

you want to die on the pumpkin put the pumpkin on your head

in case you didn't know it makes it look like that now they have to go across the

I don't know the glass of mystery

let's look at the glass of confusion and into what we call the crusher

you can remove your pumpkin and now gather all right there under the ground

0 NE made it into what we call the maze of hatred

so this is all sand on the ground here make sure you go slow she'll never act

on this fire that you actually take damage from five sometimes but you don't

always catch on and there's water there's a pool of water here and there's

also dispenses with buttons

we're gonna be shooting flaming arrows at them so they're almost certainly

gonna do they will they will not make it through this

so we pride two slices of cake they can top up on right then they're gonna be

jumping towards these waterfalls

now there's actually you can't see through them but there's three of them

yeah these are called the waterfalls of the explosion muffled explosion you have

to rise to the top and make it from one war for the next like there's up and

he's made it he's made it

there's another one just here they're gonna have to put their heads out

because you can actually drown in a walk for if you stay in there too long

dad that's a good - technically likes to jump out before you hit the top and I

did it didn't do very well there but that is up jump

that's a tough job you'll almost certainly lose health they're almost

relation in for

ok and pretty soon we'll be there we go

so this is the final piece

I'm drowning this is the final piece of the map where you'll make your way to

the very top layer you can't go any higher

tippy tippy cup and you see down there now there is a 1 x 1 square of water

they're going to jump into its surrounded by flames and never actually

another at is giving all right

oh it's just that simple

just that simple Gavin I made it right a professional that's the end of the

course so now we'll cut to lose our first contestant our first contestant up

is going to be rain come to the future now

alright so r a nice red stone this is jeff and Gavin your life

i'm jeff this is kevin influences the next let's play for Minecraft we have

recreated lovingly crafted a wipeout map in Minecraft for you to compete in so

you can show you got to get to go twice you going to go for once blind

you've never seen the course and then you get to try to improve on your score

second time you'll be competing against Jack and Michael now by blood i can like

use my eyes right in your eyes yeah just now got the Ray Charles it not only

shows in your eyes if you want

so if you win you get the shower sex for a week

I meant for somebody else wants alright so the time starts when you open the

door soon as the door opens time starts all right so get going to make it to the

end as fast fire and I guess it's my first event is the wider

yes okay three two one blast-off

Oh Jeff he's off he's off one track of how long the islands have been going out

been going out for four or five sounds exciting and climb the ladder

all right this is what ok looks like why would I hey tower pimps

there isn't any tariffs all right all right well it's gotta watch out for that

yeah and it over a nice path okay all right just basic lot of jobs i can do

this the jumps you can do this or not good

yeah all right well oh man it's only one was making good pace on to stories about

what we're gonna do a lot of what you got

hard-sex-tube asking its women now he's going under water

all right doing alright so far less you'll think they were peek my head of

all gods a joke no joke

crap i was received that's right i'll need hearts hearts are overrated

what's stopping me okay we're good we're good all right they have no I don't need

those please

how much help do you have I have I lost three and a half oh shit that's not good

ok now it's followed Jesus

okay i guess i gotta jump this all right good job

ok right through it just throw it in the water on the other side

ok oh all right mmm he died i may have died he died

I did die alright so respond and run right up to me okay okay time is wasting

right I know time is wasting your minutes 11 - you didn't run in the

distance coming

all right you can come to me and then climb the ladder that all right there's

like no sprint in this version

ok alright so we're going to pretend that didn't happen small again number

one and see my second i'm looking to make this jump to get it looks so

cinematic oh you got it

he made the jump where's the water your father jesus was a lot of fucking help

go all right now this part you gotta like you gotta bust through the trees

you have ever ever ok the trees you know how you're gonna have to go through

parts we have to bust through actual trees and the leaves will start to

disappear

so go higher than lower there is a ceiling but it's pretty close to the

ceiling is possibly have to break every would block

yeah I have gonna break every one ball yet you just go straight you'll break

the wood blocks to be fucking fast but if I break the wood blocks lethal you

gotta get little bit great

the leaves are disappearing where you going to keep moving I mean well I'm

gonna have to have been faster

I'm moving as fast as I got some said hey I'm going right

you know that blinks when this is over you can plant some trees if you want it

won't help your time but ok I'll make you feel better about the apartment

it's true the environment know you halfway through I'm like I'm so going to

get your appearing and reappear and disappear yet that looks like a jungle

in there

it doesn't like to start to see they're disappearing all don't scare the right

other catching up to you o clock