My name is Jacksepticeye

and welcome to a game called .....

Hide The Porn >o

We've all been there (some more than others Jack???)

We all know what it's like

You're browsing away on something

well this has like nuddie mags everywhere

which is not a fucking thing anymore

I remember the days

you'd open up the newspaper and page 3 there'd

be a big pair of boobs right there and you'd be like

"oh my god" and then you'd be wondering

"hmm.. I wonder how I can look at this whenever my family aren't around"

oh god probably sharin a bit too much information

*laughs* XDDD

I never did the jerk off sock though >.>

just saying out right, right now because that sounds like the most painful thing ever

to me

um *laughing* ~(owo)~

so kinda avoided that

oh we do have the internet right here

okay

so this is a game about you covering your tracks about watching porn

um

I don't know why your fucking porn is all over the place

anyway, but

Let's play bedroom first C:

I wanna get a little bit intimate ;D

I wanna get into his bedroom and see what's going on (>*u*)>

okay do I actually have to click shit?

okay

hiding the sock

hide the used tissues

okay

there are stains

everywhere!

okay game cartridges that's not the thing

hand lotion

he's fucking running in circles >0

pick up your hand lotion!

internet history

hide that shit

oh god he hid the whole fucking laptop o,o

that-that's good right?!

I don't think there's anything else

has that skateboard got to do with my porn? \(o.O)/

hopefu-what is his fucking face

*laughs* xDDD

THE MOM'S ANGRY ANYWAY!!?

why did I even try?

oh god we're fucking doing it again straight away

mother of god

you only have 30 seconds to do this?!?!

ok get rid of the jizz stains and the fucking lotion

everything

used tissues

yes

yes

used tissues are everywhere

what is wrong with you dude?

what're you just tissuing and jizzing all over the place?!

god you are going to fuck me up by running in circles like that. you know that? -.-

oh. OH. OH! Did I get it?

barely any fucking seconds to spare

Jesus Christ

This is like a-a porn crime scene

there's just shit everywhere

I had like no time to do that

ha. HA!

I am the best at hidin porn!

years of practice my friends

years of practice

okay

get ready, just keep clicking

keep clicking until stuff works

here we go

here we go... yes

yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup, yup

pick it up!

fucks sake

I had it done

now you're watching the porn on the TV

fucks sake, man

okay, there's two more things left

are you fucking serious?!

the delay is what's getting me

I fucking had that!

there was no porn anywhere!

sometimes he picks stuff up

and then he stands over it looking at his crime

looking at his shame on the floor

looking at those stains that people could clone him for 400 years

with all the fucking DNA he's spreading everywhere

oh my god the game is fighting against me

I'm gettin the porn stuff

I know where it is

I'm clicking it

but is he tidying it up in time?

NO!

he's just going to be fucking jizzing everywhere

ITS FUCKING OVER

mother gonna come in with a double barrel shotgun and shoot you in the face

different room, different room, different tatics

CLEAN UP THAT INTERNET HISTORY!

stop looking at all those fucking nuddie woman

and-on on those websites

or the nuddie men

I don't want to assume what you're into

you could be into lots of different things

it coul- it might not even be men and women you're into

I'm talking about goats

COME THE FUCK ON!

aw his fucking face

how am I supposed to clean up everything if the stuff I'm clicking on he doesn't actually fucking clean it up

look at this absolute garbage nonsense

come on dude

I've-I'm

yo-you're making me look bad

I'm fucking awesome at cleaning up all the pornness

I fucking give up

I give up on you

as a fucking child

here we go

now clean up the tissues

clean up the lotion

clean up the kinky mag

clean up that

there's one more thing

OHHHH! GET FUCKING SHOVED DOWN A PIPE

and it quits the game

That's it

I'm about to take out the big guns for this

Imma take out the big guns for this and just get oh ho hooo

it's time to go back to 15 year old jackaboy days

and

oh yeah remember those times

remember those times of speed jerking

to try and not get caught by anybody

ooh those

those were rough fuckin times, man

so many blisters and boils

okay

we're going into the office this time

and we're playing as an older person now

WE ARE!

okay

w-we call this the work jerk

when you jerk off at work, it's the work jerk

much better

this guy is FAR less moronic than the fuckin child

even though he's not really a child

come the fuck on

the delay is killin me, man

my boss is going to fire me for jerking off at work

and not making them millions of dollars

done

done, done

did it

did it

that's good, right?

*clap*

YES!

isn't your boss kinda curious as to why he comes in you're like

YES!

you didn't catch me!

and then you turn around and your dick's actually hanging out

fucking rough times, man

okay

here we go

ah

stain

phone pics

mother of god

it's not just the magazines

it's not just a tablet

there's not even enough time to do this

with the speed he works at and the delay in actually clicking things