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  • *WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya ladies!

  • My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to Super Mario Maker!

  • I know! A Nintendo Mario game on this channel...

  • how crazy, bat-shit insane is that?

  • Um, but I got a Wii U, just for my own personal time

  • to just mess around and play with, cause I've always wanted one,

  • and some of the games on it are really really fun to play.

  • I've been addicted to Mario Kart, and I've just been playing that all the time.

  • But Super Mario Maker is one thing I've wanted to play as well,

  • I haven't made any of my own levels, I haven't even played the game

  • for all that long, I think I played like 30 minutes, of something before.

  • but I wanted to play the 100 Mario Challenge

  • which is this thing on the left. From what I know,

  • from what I've heard from other people, is that you get in,

  • and you have a hundred Mario lives, but it picks 10 levels for you

  • or maybe it's not 10, it picks a certain amount of levels for you,

  • from the internet, so they're levels that other people have made

  • that I have to play. So they could be really easy, or stupidly hard,

  • so, I don't know. We'll get in and play, I don't know, I-I'm not used to this yet!

  • 100 lives to play with and 8 courses to clear, not 10.

  • Take on different courses every time you play, from makers all over the world.

  • Yeah!

  • So, we'll go for easy first... I can't click "easy"?

  • I have to click "normal"? Ohhh, wait no no no

  • Okay, I was on easy. Oh, so easy is 8 courses, and then normal is how many...

  • It does not say. Oh, 16!

  • Okay, so, we'll go for the 8 courses first. We'll see how it goes.

  • also, I have to use that big, clumsy Wii U pad because I don't have any Pro controllers

  • where I live. How stupid is that?? I want a Pro controller,

  • it's so much more comfy.

  • Okay. Princess Peach is in trouble!

  • Of course she is. And Toad's there, giving ya the double fingers.

  • As always. * adorable laughter* Heeellllpp oh no Peach you're trapped again!

  • Why do you always get captured? You think you'd do something better

  • which your time, like fuckin, like take up woodcrafting or something.

  • K, this is made by Andrew. "Under In The Mushroom Mine"

  • What? *chuckles* Okey, smokes, let's see what we got.

  • I- oh God. What are you? Oh God, there's a lot of these powers as well that are

  • from newer Mario games, that I have never used.

  • I'm gonna stomp on your heads! Ergh! There ya go, kill em!

  • Yeah! Okay, so far so good. So far it's been pretty simple. *laughs*

  • Use that booty! Ergh! Okay, what the hell is going on?

  • Why does this seem really easy all of a sudden?

  • I have a feeling it's about to- ohh there we go.

  • There's the hardness.

  • Oh, fuck! God dammit. Ugh, god dammit!

  • No, no, no! Ah for fuck's sake. *laughs loudly* Okay, that one did not work.

  • I hit the wrong button, fuck! *giggles* I thought I switched them around

  • A and X are my jumps instead of my runs. God fucking dammit anyway. *laughs*

  • There we go, booty booty booty! Yeah, nice!

  • All the coins. Can I do it on you? Do you have extra coins?

  • *coin sounds* Booty booty booty booty booty booty! Nice.

  • Oh this comes out a different side. Oh I went in the right hand one this time.

  • Fuck you. Ahm, doo doo doo doo doo *sound of Mario music*

  • Oh, nice. Oh, God. Where did- is tha- fuckin hell!

  • Wh-Why do you have a plant on your back this time?! Sons of bitches.

  • Bah, fuck you! Screw you guys. I'm gonna do this. Bloop. Oh, crap!

  • You go around the walls?! Mmm... nuts. Um, yeah so my Mario knowledge

  • kinda sucks. Ah, as a gamer, I actually haven't played all that many

  • Mario games before. Which is surprising. Heh. Fuck you, fuck you

  • You crawl up everything?! You're a crazy lunatic! Fuck!

  • Shit. Shit, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

  • What do you change?

  • Let's see.

  • *Mario countdown music* You don't fucking change anything! (Yes it does, Jack.)

  • Oh, maybe it was the blocks back there, maybe they all would have turned into coins.

  • Damnit!

  • Don't kill me. Don't kill me, dudes.

  • D-don't kill me dudes. There you go, fuck you.

  • How do - How do I get up here??

  • Crap! Was I supposed to use them guys?

  • Oh wait, I can just jump up *laugher* I'm so stupid

  • Okay, can I go in here?

  • Did I do it?? Please tell me I finished the level

  • I want to at least finish one level

  • No! God, don't - Oh God I misjumped!

  • *weird Jack noises*

  • Oh God, fireballs! Fireballs for days!

  • Aw shit! Shit!

  • Shit, I'm fucking scared now

  • Oh god, I'm scared!

  • No, don't do this! Don't do me like this!

  • This is a long level. Can I have a mushroom?

  • Yes! Thank you, Christ!

  • Eeaahh, fuck! Oh thought - I thought I was going to lose it immediately

  • Aww yeah gotcha! Gotcha, ya Venus Fly motherfucker.

  • Yis, yis! Aww man! Ah yeah, we finished the level!

  • Awesome! There's something in my earhole! *Jack noise*

  • Um, yeah, so I haven't played a Mario game years!

  • They've added SO much more to Mario games since I played them

  • The last time I played a Mario game properly was like my...my Gameboy

  • Oh God, that was a long time ago

  • Oh! Under in the Mushroom, save and quit. No, we're gonna go next

  • I'm gonna give you a star! Thank you, Andrew! That was awesome!

  • Peach is still in trouble? Of course ya are, you're always in trouble

  • Okay. Whatcha got, game?! I got 99 lives!

  • Welt 1-2 Nichts dis Gumbas

  • Okay, this is a German level

  • Hup hup hup hup

  • O.....kay

  • Oh, you have all the secrets. Oh!

  • Aw man, I can't use the Super Booty Stomp!

  • Can I have a mushroom? Thank you, thank you. What do you say?

  • G U - do you just say gumba?

  • Probably

  • Wait, can I - Now can I do the Super Booty Stomp? Was it cause I had a mushroom?

  • Hmp! FUCK!

  • Are you gonna fall? He fell to his DEATH!

  • He's-He's-Stupid Goombas!

  • *Jack panic noise* Go away!

  • Go away! Nhah! I don't need that mushroom

  • but it would have AH FUCK! Now I need it!

  • There we go! Thank god I could get it *chuckle*

  • Part of me is like "Okay, go back and get all the stuff.

  • Go back and get all the stuff in the-the levels"

  • Okay OOOH you're helpful. Gimme you

  • Will you work? HUH HUH HUH

  • Do the - Do the jump!

  • There ya go!

  • Okay, thata boy, Mario!

  • You're not such an asshole after all!

  • *clears throat* Good God! *cough*

  • I'm losing my fuckin' voice.

  • That's not good! That's not a fun time for Jackaboy!

  • What's in you?

  • Ah fuck! There was a one up!

  • There was a - There was a one up man!

  • AH!

  • Fuckin' winged bastards!

  • Stay away! No, go back that way!

  • Should've hit the other one with my head.

  • Yay! Aw crap, should've saved that in case I need it.

  • Yeah! Aw shit! *chuckle*

  • One up man! Sweet!

  • Wait, does that actually count?

  • I don't think that counts

  • because it's the 100 Mario Challenge

  • Oh, you're still down here! Nice!

  • AH! You...he came out of nowhere! RK0

  • Okay, I have to be fucking careful now!

  • OH you guys are scaring me. I don't li- I don't like this!

  • I don't like this! I don't like this!

  • Oh, mushroom! Oh, thank the Lord!

  • I have three..I have three one up mans

  • Do I? Is that what it's saying in the top left?

  • FUUCK!

  • Why you do that?

  • Okay, okay. End of the level

  • I can get something good out of this

  • Huup buuh YEAAAAAAAAH! I did it!

  • WHOO!

  • Okay, this is fun!

  • Yeah, all the lives back! So I got 100 Marios again

  • Sweet!

  • And now we're back to old school Mario

  • Oh God, Boos!

  • Nooo...Shit shit shit shit no

  • Stop going the other direction!

  • Okay, I got one! I got one!

  • It turned me into a block?!

  • How does that help anything?

  • How does that help the situation?

  • Can I go through this door?

  • Yes, away from the Boos.

  • Oh balls.

  • What's behind door number one?

  • End of the level

  • *confused Jack*

  • Hurray

  • Whatever, I'm sure there was a lot more secrets

  • to that level that I just completely missed.

  • Oh this is REALLY old school Mario!

  • Woooow!

  • Why are you just giving me mushrooms? *little chuckle*

  • Oh, flower! Flow...Fire Flower! Get it get it

  • YEAH!

  • Oh shit! What'd I just do? What'd I just do?

  • Okay, a flying...BOOT?

  • Was that a shoe?!

  • Do I have - do I have to fight a Bows?

  • Do I have to fight a Bows right now?

  • I don't want to fight a Bows!

  • It's a fucking flying Bowser.

  • Get him! Get him!

  • AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

  • What are you doing?! What are you...Fucking asshole!

  • Stop that!

  • I don't know what's going on, I don't know what's going on.

  • There's a Bob-omb there

  • but the - STOP IT!

  • You fucking...STOP! GO AWAY!

  • Um, could I just get out past you?

  • Is that a thing I can do?

  • AHH!

  • Okay okay I'm gone I'm gone. I'm gone.

  • Can I go up through the pipe?

  • Yes, oh thank God!

  • Do not want to deal with a Bowsy Bows!

  • Do I have to deal with another one?

  • Ah, it's Baby Bowser!

  • Awwwww!!!!!!!! He's so cute!

  • He's so cute

  • AH ye asshole!

  • He's so cute DIE MOTHERFUCKER!

  • *laughing at the misfortune of Baby Bowser*

  • He's burned alive now! He's turned into molten Bows.

  • I did it! YAaaaaayy....

  • Is that not the end of the level?

  • Spitting all over my Wii U game pad *laughs*

  • "cave game" We still have 100 Marios.

  • I'm doing okay.

  • Oh, this is the Wii U Mario.

  • Can I go through any of these pipes?

  • *mimics pipe sound*

  • Nope, nope, nope. None of them.

  • Okay, umm..I'm not gonna move you guUUUUYS!

  • Shit shit shit. I always sucked at getting the timing right on these things.

  • I think I can make that.

  • I can just make that anyway!

  • I don't even need these guys! What am I doing with my life?

  • Okay, I'm gonna bring you with me, just in case I need you.

  • Hey, hey dudes.

  • Oh, I can just run across them *laughs*

  • Hey guys! What are you guys doing? *adorable laugh*

  • Is this all the level is?

  • REALLY?!

  • Take that, ya bastards.

  • Okay.

  • I feel bad now because I died at the start of that.

  • I got my life back, but I died at the start like a frickin' moron.

  • "Flugtag" by Lucci.

  • He's from Germany.

  • Good old Lucci. I love that guy.

  • He's the best.

  • Ah God, jump up.

  • Yeah, give me mushrooms!

  • No? K, you gave me a hat mushroom guy.

  • Oh THAT'S how I use him, ok. I figured it out

  • *chuckIes* Cause I was playing the other level

  • I was like, how the hell do I actually use this hat thing?

  • Um, I have to use the TRIGGERS

  • Not the other buttons, ok we are gonna go up top.

  • Heyyy god, oh god, Mario your a bit floaty

  • I don't like that

  • *BRRRRRRRRRUM* All the way up, there ya go, thata boy Mario!

  • Ah shit!

  • Mario, if you could just like shimmy-shammy your legs like that anyway,

  • then what's stopping ya...why do you keep fallin'?

  • What's stopping ya from dying all the time?

  • WHOOOO, yeah!

  • Ok, I should probably just have a bit more fun with this, right?

*WAPISH* Top of the mornin' to ya ladies!

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