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  • You think I can't beat...

  • This easy game?

  • EAAAA-SAAAH

  • EASY!

  • Ohhhh

  • How many times have I died?

  • Oh

  • OH that's right

  • He hasn't died

  • Oh, oh look at--

  • Look at him!

  • He's doing it...

  • Perfectly.

  • I wonder how.

  • It's not like I've done this

  • a million fucking times...

  • by now.

  • *soft laugh*

  • Oh, you cheeky bastard. Huh?

  • You thought you could...

  • do a little...

  • (???) on me?

  • Can you fuck off?

  • If you think this game is hard...

  • Then I'll tell you what;

  • You might want to check your

  • privilege there, buddy.

  • If this game was life,

  • this game would be...

  • s t r a i g h t w h i t e m a l e.

  • Oh, shit

  • Now.

  • Let's go to the fucking place...

  • where dreams are died-- *nice grammar*

  • dead.

  • Dreams DIE here.

  • Oh look!

  • Mr. Orange we meet again.

  • Goodbye

  • Goodbye Mr. Orange.

  • Goodby--

  • Oh Jesus

  • *sighs*

  • This bit sucks so fucking much.

  • I'm legit just sick of it.

  • *A B S O L U T E C O N C E N T R A T I O N*

  • sssss---

  • Easy.

  • That was not easy you fucking idiot,

  • listen to me.

  • Okay,

  • all right,

  • watch this.

  • ~Acceptance Of Consequences~

  • Easy.

  • *ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATION PT. 2*

  • Ohh..

  • I'm out of mouse space *This is where he knew...*

  • what the f- *He fucked up.*

  • DO I DO?!!

  • STOP

  • you've--no.

  • Do I need a hanger ship for my mousepad?!

  • I ran out of space.

  • What do I do?

  • What the fuck mouse?!

  • I'm adding an extra

  • because this is ridiculous.

  • This mountain makes no sense, by the way

  • Fuck you.

  • you know what fuck off, please.

  • Get me back up

  • Stop sliding, please

  • Okay,

  • double mouse

  • strat clearly doesn't work.

  • Okay?

  • Slow...

  • Slow...

  • Slow- *slides off*

  • Oh god

  • stop

  • I don't know how people do this, bit.

  • I just don't understand it

  • I keep sliding down no matter what I do

  • and I don't have that big of a mouse mat.

  • I'm sorry

  • So I'm gonna have to go with the (???) strat

  • (???) strat doesn't work

  • No keep falling.

  • I don't care

  • Razor

  • You make the worst fucking mouse pad

  • I've ever seen.

  • How can you fuck up a mouse pad?

  • It's not that fucking hard.

  • This fucking bit...

  • *Fucking bit... Kinky.*

  • Can suck my fucking--

  • Keep falling keep falling. *hint of malice*

  • I dare you.

  • (Extreme noises up ahead)

  • *The usual violent cat that hisses at you*

  • HAH!

  • HWUHHH!

  • UHHHH!

  • OOFWEHHH!

  • *Crazed laughter with a spice of relief*

  • OH WOW!

  • Wow everybody!

  • He did it!!!

  • He did it!!!

  • Yatta!

  • BAAAH!

  • You thought I couldn't do it?

  • EASY-SAHHH

  • EASY-SEHHH

  • Go away Edgar.

  • Oh, okay

  • All right.

  • I get it.

  • Oh, it's gonna be hard now because you--

  • BAAAH

  • fuck off

  • easy

  • Hey a little thumbs up

  • isn't that cute?

  • oh now--now it's when the game really gets hard pewds

  • Now it's when to b--

  • Fuck Off.

  • Thank you...

  • thumbs up.

  • Thank you.

  • I think I'm actually stuck with it

  • oh wow

  • that is a

  • Tiny little thumb

  • BRRRRRAAAP

  • OH OHHHH

  • You tried to scare me,

  • but I don't get scared

  • ever

  • Not sure how to do this bit,

  • BUT I DON'T CARE

  • Oh no

  • hey hey hey hey thumbs

  • WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

  • Oh, this time is gonna be easy.

  • I done it once before

  • should be easy to do this again, man

  • Yeah, boy.

  • I'm coming up

  • I want the world to know

  • you gotta let it show

  • coming--

  • I'm coming up

  • I want the--*gibberish*

  • EHHH

  • I want the world to know *DEMON CHILD VOICE*

  • you've gotta let it show *AHHHHHH*

  • *Is that demon child... Masturbating?

  • EHEHEHE

  • EHEHEHE

  • What once seemed impossible,

  • is now extremely doable!

  • Just like your mother! *horns blazing*

  • *Laugh of a corrupt nobleman*

  • Hey tiger.

  • Listen here.

  • I ain't got time for you.

  • while making this game;

  • "How--can we make that, can we make it steeper?

  • please?

  • Let's make it steeper"

  • Hello

  • Mr. Thumb

  • We meet again!

  • It's been written

  • Mr. Thumb

  • Why did you do that?

  • That is just stupid

  • Keep falling

  • I fucking dare you

  • you know what?

  • you know what?