- Okay, I'll call you later, baby boo.

- [Man] Okay, love you.

- No, I love you, pumpkin pie.

- [Man] Hang up, love you.

- No, you hang up, angel face.

- [Man] No, you hang up, sugar lumps.

- Fine, bye, handsome.

- Baby boo? you're so lame.

- Not even, it's cute.

- Okay, I wouldn't be caught dead,

oh hi handsome boy, my sugar plum baby waby fluffy wuffy.

(kisses)

(upbeat music)

Okay, there you go, pose with the pizza.

Come on, pose with the pizza,

(camera clicks) but look this way.

Okay, stay, no, no, stay, okay, come here.

Pose with the pizza,

one more, okay, come on.

Stay, pose for mommy, okay?

Okay, sit still.

(upbeat music)

Okay, one more.

- Yeah, my son was up all night with the flu.

- Aw, yeah no, I totally relate, my son was sick too.

- Oh, how old is your baby boy?

- One, I mean, 15 in dog years.

Okay listen, from now on it's my way or the highway.

If you don't like it, there's the door.

Okay, no more fun and games.

What a handsome boy, who's a good boy?

You're a good boy.

And I don't want to have this conversation again.

Don't make me repeat myself.

Who wants their belly rubbed, you want your belly rubbed?

In fact, you know what, you, you're fired.

Yes they are, yes they are fired, aren't they?

This is not a laughing matter.

I'm in charge, I'm the boss, I'm strict,

and I will kill you, okay, any questions?

- Am I still fired?

I said I'm sorry a million times,

and I wrote you a song,

and I cooked you dinner.

- Okay, well I'm sorry for not being impressed

by your basicness. (gasps)

What a big yawn.

Wow, what a smart boy.

So impressed with you, baby.

You're a moron.

This is him sleeping, aww, right?

Look at that, he's sitting

Okay, look at that, oh my god, he's thinking,

what am I gonna do?

Eating, he does that a couple times a day.

Okay, he's not doing anything here,

but I took a picture anyways.

(gasps) He's so cute, look.

Little baby. (kisses)

Are you pooping?

♪ All these people is my sons ♪

- Okay, that doesn't make any sense, Nicki,

you can't just make people your sons,

that's not how family works.

Hi my little baby boy, come to mama.

Are you my good little boy, yes you are, mommy loves you.

♪ I'm gonna get some kicks for 'em ♪

- Has a dog for three days,

instantly makes video featuring said dog.

Hi baby, you're a sleepy boy today.

This is my new puppy, Scarbro,

and if you wanna follow Scarbro on Instagram,

which you 100% should because hello, look at this face,

@ScarbroTheDawg is where he's at

and he's such a little ladies' man, isn't he?

Mommy, I'm sleepy, okay, go to the end card.

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Make sure to give it a thumbs up,

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tell them to check it out.

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