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  • (horse whinnies)

  • - Okay, I'll call you later, baby boo.

  • - [Man] Okay, love you.

  • - No, I love you, pumpkin pie.

  • - [Man] Hang up, love you.

  • - No, you hang up, angel face.

  • - [Man] No, you hang up, sugar lumps.

  • - Fine, bye, handsome.

  • - Baby boo? you're so lame.

  • - Not even, it's cute.

  • - Okay, I wouldn't be caught dead,

  • oh hi handsome boy, my sugar plum baby waby fluffy wuffy.

  • (kisses)

  • (upbeat music)

  • Okay, there you go, pose with the pizza.

  • Come on, pose with the pizza,

  • (camera clicks) but look this way.

  • Okay, stay, no, no, stay, okay, come here.

  • Pose with the pizza,

  • one more, okay, come on.

  • Stay, pose for mommy, okay?

  • Okay, sit still.

  • (upbeat music)

  • Okay, one more.

  • - Yeah, my son was up all night with the flu.

  • - Aw, yeah no, I totally relate, my son was sick too.

  • - Oh, how old is your baby boy?

  • - One, I mean, 15 in dog years.

  • Okay listen, from now on it's my way or the highway.

  • If you don't like it, there's the door.

  • Okay, no more fun and games.

  • What a handsome boy, who's a good boy?

  • You're a good boy.

  • And I don't want to have this conversation again.

  • Don't make me repeat myself.

  • Who wants their belly rubbed, you want your belly rubbed?

  • In fact, you know what, you, you're fired.

  • Yes they are, yes they are fired, aren't they?

  • This is not a laughing matter.

  • I'm in charge, I'm the boss, I'm strict,

  • and I will kill you, okay, any questions?

  • - Am I still fired?

  • I said I'm sorry a million times,

  • and I wrote you a song,

  • and I cooked you dinner.

  • - Okay, well I'm sorry for not being impressed

  • by your basicness. (gasps)

  • What a big yawn.

  • Wow, what a smart boy.

  • So impressed with you, baby.

  • You're a moron.

  • This is him sleeping, aww, right?

  • Look at that, he's sitting

  • Okay, look at that, oh my god, he's thinking,

  • what am I gonna do?

  • Eating, he does that a couple times a day.

  • Okay, he's not doing anything here,

  • but I took a picture anyways.

  • (gasps) He's so cute, look.

  • Little baby. (kisses)

  • Are you pooping?

  • All these people is my sons

  • - Okay, that doesn't make any sense, Nicki,

  • you can't just make people your sons,

  • that's not how family works.

  • Hi my little baby boy, come to mama.

  • Are you my good little boy, yes you are, mommy loves you.

  • ♪ I'm gonna get some kicks for 'em

  • - Has a dog for three days,

  • instantly makes video featuring said dog.

  • Hi baby, you're a sleepy boy today.

  • This is my new puppy, Scarbro,

  • and if you wanna follow Scarbro on Instagram,

  • which you 100% should because hello, look at this face,

  • @ScarbroTheDawg is where he's at

  • and he's such a little ladies' man, isn't he?

  • Mommy, I'm sleepy, okay, go to the end card.

  • Yo, did you like that video?

  • Make sure to give it a thumbs up,

  • share it with all your fellow dog owners as well,

  • tell them to check it out.

  • My last video right over there,

  • second vlog channel right over there.

  • Make sure you subscribe because I make new videos

  • every Monday and Thursday and you already know

  • this guy's gonna be in them.

(horse whinnies)

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    jenny posted on 2018/03/19
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