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  • This is something I think you'd enjoy

  • And those of you who were parents know that

  • children love animals, especially talking animals,

  • you know kids keep talking with animals on TV

  • and there are movies a lot

  • They love them

  • But I always wonder how they will react of they saw a talking animal in real life,

  • so we've got a Hollywood makeup artist,

  • and we ask him to transform me into a very realistic looking pig

  • And then we invited young kids to come in off the street

  • to meet Jimmy the pig

  • Alright, Jetta, I'll introduce Jimmy the pig

  • Just a regular pig

  • He's pretty cool

  • He's sleeping now

  • But you can pat him here

  • Alright

  • You want pat him for a little while?

  • After go breastfeed the koala bear.

  • Alright

  • Good luck.

  • Can I pat him?

  • Hi.

  • Have you ever met a talking pig before?

  • No

  • Can you guys keep it a secret?

  • Yeah

  • That cowboy

  • the big jerk that brought you in here

  • we did not let him know that I could talk

  • Okay

  • Okay, and I won't be able to come to live in your houses with you.

  • I think I here the boots

  • How's everything going?

  • Good

  • Still sleeping

  • Yeah

  • Hey, I brought bacon for you guys

  • Do you want to eat some?

  • You must be really hungry

  • Yeah, it's good for you

  • Leftover from this morning

  • Okay, such a good pig

  • Alright, eat you bacon now, I'll be right back

  • You're ugly

  • Excuse me?

  • The pig said that

  • What?

  • The pig said what.

  • -Nothing -Did you call me ugly?

  • No

  • I'm gonna be honest

  • I've known the pig a lot longer than you

  • When he says he didn't talk, and he can't talk

  • Then I believe

  • Can you talk?

  • No.

  • He just said he can't talk

  • These girls says that you could talk

  • isn't that ridiculous?

  • It's ridiculous.

  • Now, I gonna take my bacon back

  • As you become more honest to me

  • They said you talk

  • That's crazy.

  • Hey, what's the big idea?

  • You told him I talk

  • I didn't!

  • I know you didn't. How could you told him I talk?

  • I didn't...

  • Did you see that bacon he gave you?

  • Yeah

  • You know where he got that?

  • From the last pig that was in this fence

  • So I don't want to end up like that

  • You like bacon.

  • No, it's made up of pigs.

  • I do.

  • Sorry, no I don't. I was kidding

  • Okay, so when the cowboy comes backs in here

  • what you guys will say

  • "I'm sorry, we were lying and we want to..."

  • I don't listen to talking pig.

  • -You don't listen to talking pig? -I do

  • You do? Good, good

  • I only listen to my parents

  • I'm not telling to listen to me

  • I'm asking you to help me

  • Will you help me?

  • Okay, thank you.

  • So when he comes in...

  • Alright, listen to me

  • I'm freaking out of here

  • I need to know the truth

  • Do I have a talking pig or not?

  • No

  • We made it all up

  • You made it up?

  • That why that we call you names

  • How about I offer you each 20 dollars

  • Tell me the truth

  • -We all made up that he can talk. -Yeah

  • You made it up?

  • Yeah, but we're sorry

  • Yeah, we're way sorry.

  • I have 40 dollars each

  • 40 dollars for each of them of you.

  • 40 dollars, tell me the truth. Does he speak? -Yes

  • He does?

  • Oh no!

  • Oh no!

  • Why would you do this?

  • We had a good thing going of three of us

  • And then the money came in, everything changed

  • Let me tell you something, girls

  • One morning, when you're eating breakfast,

  • and you bit into a piece of bacon,

  • and that bacon starts talking,

  • I want you to know, that was me

  • You turn into bacon?

  • Oh, forget it

  • I am Jimmy Kimmel, did you know there were things other than

  • pornography on the Internet?

  • Watch them on the Jimmy Kimmel Live Youtube channel.

  • Which much like your own body.

  • I encourage you to explore

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